British singer, Lily Allen, is currently making a splash in the US. Her album “Alright, Still” has debuted on the Billboard charts at #20 and she’s currently on a mini-tour of the States. Yeah, she’s hot shit but it’s a little particular that Kate Moss is afraid of her. Lily has developed a friendship with Pete Doherty, a fact Kate doesn’t like.
Kate has even gone so far as banning Pete Doherty from attending the BRIT Awards, because Lily will be there. The demand came after Kate discovered a gift Lily had given him.
A source said, “Kate went ballistic and kept shouting about why he had kept the gift from Lily after all these months. Pete insisted that she was just being paranoid, they were just mates. But Kate was having none of it and said that there was no way he was going to the BRITs if Lily was going – especially as she wasn’t going herself.”
Wait, I thought these two were broken up? They are back together? I can’t keep track. They break as often as Petey breaks his veins.
Parasite Hilton is used to going down, but not like this. After videos of her and Nicky Hilton using racial slurs hit the internet, groups have been down her ass and not in the way she likes. GLAAD has already asked for Paris to explain herself and now an organization devoted to boycotting Paris has been formed. The National Boycott of Paris Hilton Movement has already issued a letter to FILA asking them to reconsider Paris as their spokeswhore.
A rep for the group said, “Paris Hilton, is not the ‘face’ you or any Fortune 500 company desires.”
Paris has since said she “regrets” making those slurs. FILA has not responded yet to the letter.
Regrets? No apology? No explanation? I just don’t understand how the media completely shoved Isaiah Washington and Michael Richards down our throats yet I barely see any mention of this whore. Yeah, it was on “The View” on other outlets, but still. It’s ok for her to say these things, but not anybody else? What’s funny is that this piece of trash is currently in NYC for fashion week which is run by the gays and nobody is giving her grief. This dumb bitch needs to be told!
Eddie Murphy is currently the frontrunner to win an Oscar for his role in “Dreamgirls.” However, some think that his new movie “Norbit” is hurting his chances. Voting is currently underway and some experts think that timing on release of the movie is way off. One Oscar consultant said, “I think his performance in ‘Dreamgirls’ is so fabulous” and deserves to win the Academy Award. But, he added, Murphy’s latest comedy offering “doesn’t help.”
The movie is also under fire for portraying racial stereotypes. Eddie plays characters from a fat, black, uneducated woman to a stereotypical Asian man. Activists think it’s extremely in poor taste especially since it’s Black History Month.
I don’t care what people say. Norbit is a piece of cinematic genius. Not since “Little Man” has a movie like this come along. I’m joking. I totally understand why Eddie did it. He’s trying to pull another Nutty Professfor, but it isn’t working. What I don’t understand is why the hell Thandie Newton is in this? Isn’t she like a serious Thespian? Does she need the dough that bad?
Posh Beckham is back from Nice, France after a quick holiday with her husband. She looks so rested, because I know how much of a stressful life she leads. She really needs to take it easy. She spent last night dining at Nobu in London. By dining I mean she probably had a glass of champagne with a nibble of lemon.
Does she seriously base her entire image on looking like a modern day Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan? Bitch always looks like she’s about to walk into a major corporation to announce her takeover!
Britney Spears is like a terrible trainwreck where people’s heads are on the floor and everything is covered in blood. I mean it disgusts me, but I can’t tear myself away. Britney has said in the past that she wants to change her image, but doesn’t look like she’s serious. After confirming that she’s no longer Isaac Cohen’s main squeeze, she spent her Tuesday night in NYC partying like only Britney cab.
Brit was due to attend the Heatherette show that night, but backed out because she’s scared of the press. She went to Marquee instead where she danced with her girlfriends and told everyone to “keep booze away from her.” Witnesses didn’t buy her act.
One said, “She must have been drinking secretly in the bathroom. Because she was falling all over the place. She was also chomping on lollipops from the bathroom all night. And she didn’t leave any money for the bathroom attendant.”
She arrived at Tenjune at 2:30am and again told everyone to keep alcohol away from her, yet she was seen drinking screwdrivers while dancing on tables.
She kept away from the boys until a model-type started to chat her up. She was seen making out with him later in the night. She ended her booze-filled, boy-filled night at her favorite restaurant, McDonald’s.
Screwdrivers? She wasn’t boozing in the bathroom! She had a date with Mr. Snow! Brit is becoming the new Lindsay Lohan, except fatter and with more chins. She probably ordered the filet o’fish at MickeyD’s. She’s that sick!
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I leave you with this beautiful picture of a mouse riding a frog.