It’s artistic! Eva Mendes goes topless for Italian Vogue – Egotastic!

SICK! Elisabeth Hasselcrack in a bikini – Hollywood Tuna

Vintage naked Alyssa Milano – IDLYITW

Entourage gets a Gossip Girl – Popsugar

Kim Kardashian talks about her cottage cheese treatment (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Topless Eddie Cibrian on “Ugly Betty” – Just Jared

Olsen twin porn – Cityrag

Gary Dourdan charge! He was totally framed – A Socialite’s Life

Eat Kate Moss, but put a condom on your tongue first – Hollywood Rag

Pete Wentz likes running with the gays – Towleroad

Minnie Driver is slowly dropping hints on the identity of the father of her baby. Is she going to give us a prize for guessing correctly? Minnie told The Independent that he’s English and “sort of in the same business.” It’s totally Danger Mouse.

Minnie doesn’t know who the father is, now does she? She needs me to call up Maury and schedule an appointment. I’ll do it as a thank you gift to her for giving me Circle of Friends.

Minnie denied that the father is Craig Zolezzi. That’s a good thing, because her baby’s last name would be Zolezzi. SO…LEZZZZZY.

6-months-pregnant Minnie plans to keep her baby daddy a mystery for as long as possible. “I want to shield the baby’s dad as much as I can because it wasn’t his choice to get roped into all this stuff.” Haha. She doesn’t know! It’s okay, all major hos run into the same dilemma at least once in their life.

Here’s Minnie walking to BBC studios in London the other day. Bitch needs to be walking into Maury’s studios instead.

Katherine Heigl…Heigl…Heeeigl. You know, every time I say her last name, it feels like I’m hawking up a loogie. That’s pretty fitting since she looks like one. Anyway, our first lady of loogies might leave “Grey’s Anatomy.” A source told UsWeekly (via MSNBC) that loogie is getting tired of that shit.

The source said, “She’s working really long hours and is ready to move on.” Loogie is currently locked in a contract, but is trying to find a way out. She wants to leave the show, so she can focus on her movie career. We know how that works. In a couple of years, she’ll be begging to play Tracey Gold’s sister in a Lifetime movie.

One insider said it was smart for her ass to make movies while she’s still on Grey’s. The insider said, “She’s a smart one. She saw what can happen with someone like Jennifer Aniston, who was crazy successful on TV, but can’t seem to carry a film, and she tested the waters early.”

Heigl should move on already. A talent like her belongs on the stage. I hear Mars has a pretty amazing theater scene.

Dax Shepard is the poor man’s Ashton Kutcher which is saying a lot, because Ashton Kutcher IS the poor man’s Ashton Kutcher. Even though Dax might have body, the bitch doesn’t do shit for my genitals. He looks like he would fart during boning and think it’s funny. Ok, it would be funny, but not coming from him.

And that tattoo is an ugly stamp. It looks like Lindsay Lohan rubbed her crotch all over his shoulder and arm.

Here’s Dax being a douche while shooting “When in Rome” in NYC yesterday.

49-year-old Cornelia Turner was fulfilling her civic duty by taking part in jury duty in Houston, TX. Cornelia was one of the 20 prospective jurors in a marijuana possession trial. During jury selection, a 45-minute break was called. When the 45 minute break was up, Cornelia was the only one to not return to the courtroom.

The judge in the case was about to issue a bench warrant when he received a call that Cornelia was arrested right outside the criminal courthouse. Cornelia was arrested for smoking a joint. All that talk about weed probably gave her a major craving.

The judge told The Houston Chronicle, “I’ve had prospective jurors get lost before, but it never occurred to me that they might be getting ready for a marijuana trial by, allegedly, smoking marijuana.”

So did she make the jury? You know the defense fought for her hot ass! This woman is seriously my new hero.

Thanks Jennifer

If you’re looking to get Mimi a late wedding pressie, I might have a good suggestion. How about a gift card for the American Laser Center! You see, Mimi got Nick Cannon’s name tattooed on her neck. She had it done a month ago.

Mimi told People “One thing (few people) knew was we got tattoos a few weeks earlier. So anyone who saw my (“Mrs. Cannon”) tattoo wasn’t surprised.” Nick got Mariah’s named tattooed on his back. It goes from shoulder to shoulder. It’s the least he can do for her. Mimi should have gotten his name tattooed on her vagina lips instead, because that’s where he’s got her by.

She went on to say that she hopes they will have children soon, “I’d just want our children to have the best childhood and upbringing they possibly could.” So does this mean she’s going to give her kids away when she has them? I kid! I kid!

Mimi would make a wonderful mother! She would put White Oprah’s skills to shame.

VIA Mariah Daily