Remember that story from March about the chick who sat on a toilet for so long that she became one with it? Her boyfriend, Kory McFarren, pleaded not guilty yesterday to a misdemeanor charge of mistreatment of a dependent adult.

In February, Kory called the fuzz, because his girlfriend, Pam Babcock, wouldn’t get off the toilet. When police arrived, they found that Pam’s skin was attached to the toilet. They had to remove the seat in order to get her to the police. She had been inside the bathroom for two years and medical professionals think she had been sitting on the toilet for at least a month. Kory said she was too scared to come out.

Pam is still recovering in a Witchita, Kansas hospital. That fucking sucks. I really hope her ass cheeks grow back.

Kory’s first pre-trial hearing is June 13th. He faces up to a year in prison. Shouldn’t his punishment be 2-months on the pot? See how he likes losing his ass cheeks.

This moron also faces a felony charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for a different incident. Kory allegedly showed off his genitals to a neighbor girl who was a minor.

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ABC News has declared that bushy eyebrows are back! I don’t think I ever got the telegram that they ever left. They claim Ashley Olsen’s bushy caterpillars caused a “commotion” at the Costume Institute Gala. A commotion? Did Ash’s bush brows cause Anna Wintour to choke on a buffalo wing or something?

That troll’s brows ain’t shit! Look at Lourdes! That’s how you do bushy brows the right way. Ash needed to go home and try again.

Fuck this bushy brow “trend.” We should stand together united against it. We should all take a Lady Bic to our eyebrows and draw on new one with a Sharpie. If you don’t have a Sharpie, you can burn down a match for a few seconds and use that. You go first….

I mean, look at this bitch below. This kind of chola glamour will never go out of style. It’s timeless.

Are times that tough for Sally that she has to get into bed with this common trollop? I hope Sally thinks long and hard about the damage she’s done to her reputation while she’s dipping her vagina in Antifreeze, because Wonky infected her with some jungle disease. Sally has always been a trusted name in discount beauty products and now I just don’t know!

Wonky launched her line of whore hair in a box for Sally Beauty Supply in NYC today.

The bitch looks like she bathed in a tub of Motorex Wet Lube. Come to think of it, she probably did bathe in a tub of wet lube. It keeps the coochie scabies down.

Fuggie Fug was making her way out of Waverly Inn in NYC last night when she went doooown. It’s a good thing she didn’t land flat on her meth face. That’s my favorite feature on her. Clumsy ho is right!

Seriously, that picture of her ankle doing the Exorcist is going to give me nightmares.

TMZ has video of Fuggie going down, if you care.

Sucio alert! Star Magazine claims that Brit Brit and KFed have been enjoying late-night phone sex sessions. It all started when Brit Brit couldn’t sleep, so she decided to call KFed at 2am. At first they talked about SPF and JJ, but their conversation quickly turned into sloppy, greasy phone sex. Nasty.

A source said, “They have phone sex often — at least once a week. The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred.”

That isn’t right. That’s a 3,000 calorie phone call right there. I bet Brit tells him, “Ya’ll wanna stick yer cheeto puff in mah dunkin donuts?” Extra frosting!

A Brit Brit and KFed phone sex sessions sounds like the worst episode of Crank Yankers ever.