Brenda Walsh better have something to say about this! Jennie Garth has officially joined the Beverly Hills 90210 remake as that ice bitch Kelly Taylor. Kelly will is a guidance counselor at West Beverly Hills High. The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that Jennie will not be a series regular. Thank God! I could never look at Kelly the same way again after what she did to Brenda!

Tori Spelling and Ian Ziering are also lobbying for parts. WTF! The only two bitches from the original show that should come back are Brenda and Nat from The Peach Pit. Seriously, they have to bring back Nat. Who the hell is going to help these twats with their problems while serving them shitty looking pie?

The remake also stars Lori Loughlin, Jessica Walter, AnnaLynne McCord, Dustin Milligan, Ryan Eggold and Shenae Grimes.

Below is a classic fight between Kelly and Dylan, because he doesn’t listen to a thing she says. Um…Kelly….nobody does!

Little Lindsay Lohan is out of another job! She was already dropped from “Manson Girls,” because the production company couldn’t getting her insured. Her rep is crying “scheduling conflicts.” Now comes word that she’s lost ANOTHER gig. HoHan was supposed to star alongside Jack Black in “Ye Old Times.” One of the producers confirmed to E! that she’s left the movie, but said she wasn’t dumped. “We have just decided to go our separate ways. We currently have an offer out to another actor.”

Let’s see, that’s a politically correct producer’s way of saying, “We dumped the wart.”

HoHan’s rep said she’s still got a full plate. yeah, a plate full of coke. ZING! I’ll be here all weekend. Try the chicken.

Her rep said that she still has more “Ugly Betty” episodes to shoot, her album to finish and she starts shooting “Labor Pains” in 3 weeks. She’s also leaving for France next week to finish shooting ads for her line of leggings. Oh yeah, at least she has the leggings line. That will surely bring her in….a few bucks.

Screw HoHan! It’s all about White Oprah anyway. She’s the new star of the Lohan clan! Below is a promo from her new reality shit. Long Island accents galore. YEEEESSS!

Thanks Kris

What the gay?! Seeing these two fruitopians together has suddenly given me a craving for fresh coochie. That’s a first! Too much fug gayness in one place. I guess it is possible for two power bottoms to find love with each other.

Here’s Peter Andre and David Gest leaving some store together in London yesterday. I really hope they were discussing plans for a new disco duo they are forming called “Licorice and Tangerine.”

Now I must go and look at the men’s underwear section of the JcPenney catalog. If that can’t bring my craving for cock back, nothing can!

One of Scientology’s richest members, James Packer, has apparently left the group, because he no longer “needs it.” The Australian billionaire was introduced to Scientology by Tommy Girl in 2002. James hardly talked about Scientology to the press, but in 2006, he said, “It has been helpful. I have some friends in Scientology that have been very supportive. But I think it’s just helped me have a better outlook on life.”

Friends claim that James’ growing casino empire might have had something to do with him leaving. Scientologists believe “an obsessive gambler is a psychotic just like a drug addict or an alcoholic.”

James has stopped taking Scientology class and has slowly moved away from the group.

Shit! Who the hell is going to fund Tommy Girl’s monthly boy’s night only party now? I guess he’ll have to find someone else to provide the solid gold dildos and diamond nipple clamps. Only the best for TG.

It’s a good thing James is loaded. That way, he can hire bodyguards to protect him while he sleeps.

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David Archuleta’s crazy stage daddy from hell, Jeff Archuleta, has reportedly been banned from rehearsals for “American Idol.” TMZ claims that everyone including producers, contestants, the band and the vocal coaches have had it with him.

The straw that broke the Mormon’s back came this past week when Jeff wanted to change the lyrics of David’s first song “Stand By Me.” Jeff wanted David to throw in a verse from Sean Kingston’s “Beautiful Girls.” The producers denied his crazy ass. Well, David sang it anyway. This created a major problem with the song’s publisher and Idol had to pay up.

Lawyers told Jeff that he was banned from all rehearsal rooms. He can attend the live show, but can’t go backstage. TMZ also claims Jeff was banned from “Star Search” a few years back when David was a contestant on that show.

No wonder the judges get all wet for David! Jeff probably threatened to flush all of Paula’s happy pills down the toilet if she didn’t proclaim that his son is the second coming. Paula has no choice!

Seriously, if David Archuleta doesn’t win, his face is going to end up on a milk carton. I’m voting for David Cook. Well, I want to see Jeff Archuleta storm the stage and take everyone hostage. Those Mormons can get crazy!

Norma Stitz – The woman with the world’s largest natural breasts! Below is a clip of Norma on a Dutch TV show:

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