Desperate much? Jordan claims she’s worth almost $1 Billion, but homegirl doesn’t dress like it. This dress cost $2.99 and was on sale at her local grocery store. Ugh…she smells of pathetica. Peter Andre is pure grease and she’s pure cheese. They were of course the first to arrive at the World Music Awards in London today. They were probably told that if they don’t show up 3 hours before the show they will give their seats away.
Who am I fooling? She’s gorge.
Angelina deserves a break today – Just Jared
Perez Hilton gets served while stuffing his face – ICYDK
Maddox gets photoshopped – Popbytes
Star swaps – Cityrag
Bimbos on a plane – Egotastic!
Some dude swears the Britney sex tape is real – Hollywood Rag
You insult Fergie and you insult God – IDLYITW
Adam Brody finds the wax – Popsugar
Jessica Biel works out a lot – Mollygood
Oh snap to JLo! – Celebrity Nation
Michelle Rodriguez’s girlfriend is really hot – Hollywood Tuna
Pamela Anderson pulled out her fake tits and put on a hideous gold dress to appear on Jimmy Kimmel on Tuesday. She came out and sprayed champagne all over him and then hopped over the sofa exposing her crusty panties. What a class act is. Shouldn’t a mother of 65 have a little more class?
Lindsay Lohan skipped the premiere party and movie screening of “Casino Royale” last night and instead settled for the after-party. She was probably in her hotel and smelled coke and booze and immediately threw on this fake fur. Lohan is hosting the World Music Awards tonight.
Beyonce presented Prince with some kind of award at the UK Music Hall of Fame in London last night. Bill Clinton also paid tribute to Bon Jovi. Beyonce looks hot and she should slick back her wig more often.
Reese Witherspoon is sporting a belly for a new flick she’s shooting with Jake Gyllenhaal. The film titled “Rendetition” is about a CIA analyst in Cairo witnesses an unorthodox interrogation of a foreign national by the Egyptian secret police. They are currently shooting in Los Angeles, but will film in South Africa and Morocco.
There have been rumors that the two are dating. Please. They probably just go shopping and eat frozen yogurt together. Reese doesn’t have sex and Jake doesn’t have sex with girls.