Saran Wrap Dress

November 15, 2006 / Posted by:

Desperate much? Jordan claims she’s worth almost $1 Billion, but homegirl doesn’t dress like it. This dress cost $2.99 and was on sale at her local grocery store. Ugh…she smells of pathetica. Peter Andre is pure grease and she’s pure cheese. They were of course the first to arrive at the World Music Awards in London today. They were probably told that if they don’t show up 3 hours before the show they will give their seats away.

Who am I fooling? She’s gorge.

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Afternoon Crumbs

November 15, 2006 / Posted by:

Angelina deserves a break today – Just Jared

Perez Hilton gets served while stuffing his face – ICYDK

Maddox gets photoshopped – Popbytes

Star swaps – Cityrag

Bimbos on a plane – Egotastic!

Some dude swears the Britney sex tape is real – Hollywood Rag

You insult Fergie and you insult God – IDLYITW

Adam Brody finds the wax – Popsugar

Jessica Biel works out a lot – Mollygood

Oh snap to JLo! – Celebrity Nation

Michelle Rodriguez’s girlfriend is really hot – Hollywood Tuna


I Guess They Didn’t Have Booze at the Movie Theater

November 15, 2006 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan skipped the premiere party and movie screening of “Casino Royale” last night and instead settled for the after-party. She was probably in her hotel and smelled coke and booze and immediately threw on this fake fur. Lohan is hosting the World Music Awards tonight.

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Reese and Jake, Just Co-Workers

November 15, 2006 / Posted by:

Reese Witherspoon is sporting a belly for a new flick she’s shooting with Jake Gyllenhaal. The film titled “Rendetition” is about a CIA analyst in Cairo witnesses an unorthodox interrogation of a foreign national by the Egyptian secret police. They are currently shooting in Los Angeles, but will film in South Africa and Morocco.

There have been rumors that the two are dating. Please. They probably just go shopping and eat frozen yogurt together. Reese doesn’t have sex and Jake doesn’t have sex with girls.

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