Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford was at the MET’s Costume Institute Gala last week when Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes approached him and started gushing. A witness told Full Disclosure, “Tom and Katie went up to Chace to say how much they love him and the show. They didn’t talk to any of the other cast members.”

Tommy Girl is so obvious! I’m sure TG giggled like a teen girl in love and batted his eyes at his Chace. TG should have just invited Chace to his “office” for a special “audition” for the next Mission Impossible movie. Oh shit, he probably did. Poor Chace looks like a newbie. I don’t know if he could take TG’s super sized Xenu dildo just yet. You have to start with the E.T. dildo and work your way up.

Anyway, all the love for Chace has caused a little friction on the GG set. A source said, “Penn Badgley was supposed to be the show’s break-out star and now it is obviously Chace, and Penn doesn’t like it.”

Chace is two hormone treatments away from becoming a truly gorgeous female. He’s never done it for me.

Jimmy Fallon has officially been announced as Conan O’Brien’s replacement to take over “Late Night” next year. Conan is replacing Jay Leno and Jay is…..well….who cares about him! The announcement was made at a press conference today even though it’s been known for weeks.

When asked how much he’s making, Jimmy said, “They’re paying me enough. I just want to live comfortably in Dubai.” Jimmy, save the bad jokes for your new gig.

I’m usually asleep, drunk, pooping or all of the above whenever “Late Night” comes on, so this doesn’t affect me.

I really think Jimmy needs a unibrow. That space between his eyebrows is two big and he needs some fur in there to set it straight. Then he would really look like Bert of Bert and Ernie.

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I think My Little Pony Parker decided to pay homage to Mimi and Nick Cannon’s wedding by wearing one of their centerpieces on her head to the “Sex and the City” premiere in London today. Kim Cattrall is totally flashing a cunty smile, because she’s glad Pony showed up with fake green roses and butterflies on her head. Kim looks like a goddamn goddess compared to Pony.

Well, if Pony gets a little hungry, she can snack on one of the weeds in her hat.

Megan Fox goes topless for her “craft” – Hollywood Tuna

Brit Brit’s boots from hell are back for Mother’s Day – Popsugar

Hayden Panatroll is a total lesbo – IDLYITW

Blasphemy! Jamie Lynn Spears goes to church – Just Jared

Bai Ling goes topless….just because – Egotastic!

Vom! Tori Spelling’s pregnant chichis (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Madonna is a SuperDiva – Hollywood Rag

Breakfast with Audrey Hepburn – Cityrag

Straight to DVD: Audrina Partridge will star in Into the Blue 2 – A Socialite’s Life

Jackie Warner is such a dumb fuck – Towleroad

P.S. – The CAPTION THIS Contest will be back tomorrow as well as open comments. I promise…I think…

Now that Gay Al is free of Star, he’s single and ready to tingle. Page Six reports that Gay Al hit club Home last week and spent most of his night with a lovely BBW. No, BBW does not stand for big, beautiful willy.

A cocktail waitress said, “He was at the bar with her. She was a pretty big girl. They were dancing to hip-hop and bobbing their heads. He had on a white button-down [shirt], open with a diamond necklace hanging out. And he was drinking all night with his pinky in the air.” Of course he had his pinky in the air! Gay Al is a lady through and through. I’m sure the BBW was just Gay Al’s drag queen coach. She’s teaching him how to perfect his Aretha Franklin impersonation.

Diddy was also seen at the club….reading a book in the corner. Reading a book? Was this club in purgatory?

Fess up! Which one of you are responsible for chewing on Raven’s eyebrows? I need to call this girl right away and let her know this is not the gorgeous chola look I had in mind for her.

It’s like Raven was in the middle of shaving her eyebrows when she saw a Domino’s commercial for their 4-4-4 deal. She dropped the razor, picked up the phone and completely forgot about her eyebrow situation.

Somebody please send this girl a Sharpie, so she can fix this.