Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were caught kissing backstage at one of his concerts in Orlando last night. A source told People that Jenny was backstage during the show and John came back to kiss her before his encore of “Free Fallin‘” by Tom Petty. Free Fallin?! Cue band! “And I’m free, free fallin, yeaaaaah I’m freee…” I don’t ever want to hear John sing that shit.

OK! claims that this is more of a casual thing for John. A friend said that John just can’t stay faithful. The source said, “John says that Jen and he have a physical connection as deep as their spiritual one. But he also said he’s categorizing this as a summer fling for now.”

DUH! Jen is already picking out her wedding invitation paper. She’s also turning her home office into a nursery. Shit, she probably already bought their side-by-side burial plots. Mayer, just lie to her. Lie to her!

Below are some pics of Jenny and Johnny leaving Miami for Orlando a few days ago. Johnny is handling her dog. You know what that means! Yeah, it just means he’s handling her dog.

Ladies and hobags, you are witnessing a new deadly and toxic super disease being born. You should feel grateful that you are watching history in the making. Unfortunately, this new super skank disease will take us all out within the next 72 hours. Oh well! It was swell knowing you.

Seriously, Wino needs to step off my Dreamboat! She can’t give him what I can. Actually, she can give him a snatch full of crack. She wins. I can’t compete with that shit.

This image can also be used for D.A.R.E.’s summer ad campaign. No words are necessary. This picture is enough to make junkies flee to their nearest methadone clinic.

Wino and Dreamy shared a kiss of mass destruction outside of her house last night. We’re doomed.

The first cast photo from “90210” – Where’s Brenda? – SOW

Shia LaDouche blames it on zit cream – Celebitchy

James McAvoy is mean – Popbytes

Posh was nervous to meet Julia Roberts. Wha? – I’m Not Obsessed

Caught! Cassie and Diddy hugging up on each other – Concrete Loop

Brooke Hogan needs to shut the hell up and sit down – Vh1 Blog

Oprah’s reality show got cancelled – Glitterati

I thought I’d use an older picture of Marlo Brando. It’s a little softer on the eyeballs than recent pictures of his ass. It’s early. Page Six reports that another person has come forward claiming to be Marlo Brando’s love child. 30-year-old Rachel Anjel Brando said Marlo knocked up her Polynesian mom. Rachel said she was sent to boarding school at the age of 3, because Marlo wanted to hide her.

She said, “I understand my father wanted me far from the US for fear of someone finding out he once again had a child out of wedlock. I was a bastard, fruit of a short-lived story between my mother and my father. For her it was the big love of her life, for him, just another girl he wanted to seduce amongst so many others.” Rachel made the claims on a website for the Marlo Brando Association which works with a charity group she’s the President of.

The executor of Marlo’s estate said she’s full of dog poo. He said, “I have no idea who she is or what she’s doing. I’m just afraid she’s using the name to raise money.”

I think we should come forward as Marlo Brando’s love children too. It’s possible. The man got around. We could get a little piece of that Superman II money. You know, because it made sooo much money.

James Garner underwent surgery this week after suffering a minor stroke. His rep told Reuters that 80-year-old James is currently recovering at a Los Angeles-area hospital. James underwent surgery on Sunday and he’s concious and responsive. His rep said he will hopefully be released soon, but she didn’t have anymore details on his stroke.

Not King Marchand from Victor Victoria! Anybody but him.

The Chicago blog TheseBootsAreMadeForStalking were the first to claim that Jessica and Romo were done. TMZ is also claiming America’s most nauseating couple have split up.

Romo was partying with a bunch of dudes this past weekend and told them he broke up with Jessica. He also spent his night with a blonde skank that wasn’t Jessica. It’s probably a breath of fresh whore to hit up a chick without her daddy hovering around with a camcorder.

Jessica’s rep told Access Hollywood that there’s “no truth” to the rumors.

I’m guessing renegotiation talks broke down between Papa Joe and Romo. Romo didn’t like Papa Joe’s latest clause. Papa wants to watch Romo with Jessica at least twice a month. Well, he wants to make sure everything’s okay down there.