Where is Jayden James? – POTP
Gwen Stefani minus the photoshop – INO
Tara Reid actually gets a role in a film and not a porn film – SOW
Is Tom Cruise wearing a girdle or did he lose some? – ICYDK
Tyra Banks has a serious gas problem, dirty – Gabsmash
Paris Hilton has been given a job that Britney Spears was considered for. Paris has been given a spot in an ad for the NFL that will air during the Superbowl. Britney was in consideration to star in the ad, but was apparently passed up because she’s a huge mess.
Sources say, “She’s too much of a train wreck. Besides, we already have Paris Hilton.”
Oh snap! Here’s Paris at GG parties last night with her new boyfriend. You know that old man’s dentures were in her pussy by the end of the night! She’s also seen here with Elliot Mitnz and Vanessa Manillowhatevs.
Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty in a New York court this morning for throwing her Blackberry at a maid during a fight last March. Naomi thought the poor stole her jeans, so she threw the electronic device at her ass. Naomi worked out a deal, so she won’t have to serve jail time.
She was sentenced to five days community service, two days of anger management courses, and was ordered to pay her ex-maid’s $362.32 medical bill.
Then Naomi will be free to beat down another poor ho! Ugh, I was really hoping she would go to jail. Can you imagine this woman in jail?
Popsugar has Ryan Gaycrest’s interview with Brangelina at last night’s GG’s. At first I thought Angelina Jolie was being a snob-assed-ho, but then I realized that she’s merely letting wifey have her time in the spotlight. It’s Brad Pitt’s night and she’s letting him have his moment.
It’s actually kind of hot when Ryan asks Angelina a stupid question and she kind of smirks at him. It’s a good thing I wasn’t on the other side of that mic or I would be on death row for smacking the hell out of that smug-ass Jolie!
Harvey Price has been in the hospital since New Year’s Eve after he was burned by hot water in his England home. The son of Jordan and stepson of Peter Andre got away from his mother and father, crawled into a bath tub and turned on the hot water, severely burning his leg.
It was confirmed that Harvey was released from the hospital this past Sunday and is currently recovering at home. His leg is heavily bandaged, but he’s going to be alright! Harvey’s father, Dwight Yorke, also spent time with him in the hospital.
My prayers worked! Harvey is going to live. All is well in the world. Now somebody call child protective services on that watermelon-tittied ho! Just kidding, we all make mistakes..and yes this mistake scarred her child for life, but whatevs!
Jennifer Aniston has agreed to reunite with Courtney Cox on the season finale of Dirt. Jen will play Tina Harrod, a rival editor of Cox’s character. The show will air March 27th and will be the first time the two shared screen time together since Friends ended in 2004.
Dirt is about a ruthless tabloid editor that will do anything to get the story.
A season finale? You mean to tell me this show is going to get a second season? Jennifer Aniston is going to play a bitchy, magazine editor? Ugh, they should’ve had her just play herself. She’s going to do that anyway. Let me know when Lisa Kudrow will make a stop in.