THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! Joe Simpson is actually telling Tony Romo to get his ass back inside. – Kortney

Runners-up:

As an adult, Blanket Jackson struggles with post traumatic disorder. – Nell

Thanks, but we have enough awkward Cuba Gooding Jr/Michael Jordon commercials. – gromitvt

Thanks Mercedes

Jane Badler – Diana from “V”

For Tal

Joan Collins (75)
Lane Garrison (28)
Kelly Monaco (32)
Ken Jennings (34)
Jewel (34)
Maxwell (35)
Eric Nies (37)
Guinevere Turner (40)
Tom Tykwer (43)
Karen Duffy (46)
Lea DeLaria (50)
Drew Carey (50)
Charles Kimbrough (72)

Pregnant dude, aka Thomas Beatie, is currently writing a book called LOVE MAKES A FAMILY: A Memoir of Hardship, Healing and an Extraordinary Pregnancy. That title is too damn long! How about, The Life & Times of Hot Pregnant Dude! That sounds better.

Entertainment Tonight reports:

LOVE MAKES A FAMILY follows Thomas Beatie through his transformation from a girl scout and beauty queen to a fully legal and recognized man with a black belt in marital arts and a loving wife named Nancy, herself a former champion bodybuilder. It will follow Thomas and Nancy through their controversial decision to have a baby and yet not hire a surrogate to carry the child; to, instead, have Thomas–who underwent gender reassignment surgery but kept his female reproductive organs–get pregnant and carry the child himself.

I was hoping for a reality show on Vh1, but this will work! This shit better be 99% pictures. A story is best told in pictures. I’m too lazy to read all that shit. Better yet, he should make it a pop-up book. Pop-up books are fun.

Pregnant dude’s book is due out September 30th. His baby is due in about 6 weeks.

The muppet stripper from Rock of Love 2, Daisy De La Hoya, left Crown Bar in West Hollywood last night with Dave Navarro. Daisy, Daisy, Daisy……

Dave is an upgrade from Bret Michaels, but Daisy needs to stay away from the rock stars. It’s not good for her chocha. Those rock dudes are fucking filthy!

I swear, if you were in a rock band in the 80s, she will suck yo dick. She’s already gone through CC Deville and Bret

Let’s see, who will Daisy eff next? I’m thinking Richie Sambora, Axl Rose, Tommy Lee and then Johnny Solinger from Skid Row. Johnny Solinger was so hot. She better stay away from him.

What’s Wino’s loss might become Beyonce’s gain. Producers of “Quantum of Solace” are apparently talking to Beyonce about singing the next Bond theme. The song was written by Amanda Ghost and Beyonce would also work with Bond composer John Barry.

Wino was working with Mark Ronson on the track, but she can’t be bothered with it anymore. Her spokesbitch said Wino “felt it was the wrong thing to get involved in.” Cue laugh track.

Not Beyonce. Just no. Doesn’t Beyonce have to go play house and haves babies or something?! I know Papa Knowles wants to get his money’s worth, but Beyonce needs to sit down and take a break. Let Solange sing the damn Bong (typo, but keeping it) song. She’ll work for oyster crackers and she won’t be a bitch about it.

On second thought, the producers need to track down and hire Precious Taft. I don’t know if she can sing, but does that really matter? The hot bitch has raw emotion. Clip below:

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