Rachael Ray Is A Terrorist!

/ May 24, 2008

I just knew Rachael Ray was pure evil and now here’s proof! Wonkette reports that a couple of right-wing political blogs are pissed off at Dunkin’ Donuts for an ad featuring RR. You see, they think Rachael is wearing a kaffiyeh which means she’s obviously supporting Palestinian hate and terrorism.

Makes sense to me! Send the bitch to Guantanamo Bay immediately!

Actually, I think I’ve seen this exact scarf at Urban Outfitters. Keffiyah or not, Rachael still looks like shit!

Read more…
SHARE

Kanye West Likes To Make Videos

/ May 24, 2008

Kanye West has put out a second video for “Flashing Lights” and it gave my headache a headache. I already have a massive hangover and all these moving pictures are not helping. Damn. I need another drink.

The video is like a European Ross Dress For Less commercial. I don’t think Europe has Ross, but if they did, this would be the commercial. Well, they would have to cut out the part where the chick gets mugged and assaulted.

I still prefer Kanye’s first video of this song. I thoroughly enjoy watching jiggly booty and hot bitches beating ass.

Read more…
Tags:
SHARE

Wax Figure Or Jacko?

/ May 24, 2008

Forget the question. Jacko is a wax figure! Homegirl is at least 80% wax and 20% artificial materials.

Those lips! Wack-O-Wax lips should be renamed Jack-O-Wax lips in his honor. I need to stop hating. Jacko is still the sharpest dressed lady in the business. Liza ain’t got nothing on this bitch.

Jacko made a surprise appearance at Christian Audigier’s tacky Birthday extravaganza last night. They really should have turned off all the lights before Jacko’s ass came onstage. He could have melted!

Other guests at this classy affair included Pamela Anderson, Fuggie Fug and Mena Suvari. What the hell is on Mena’s head?! I think I liked her better when she looked like a younger Hillary Clinton. Now she looks like an Ellen Degeneres/Portia de Rossi morph. She needs to dump the weave.

Read more…

It’s Britney…..

/ May 24, 2008

You have to love Daddy Spears. Bitch has no choice but to follow Brit Brit around to make sure she doesn’t set anyone on fire or down a bottle of Peach Schnapps. It’s a living! Anyway, Daddy Spears put on his JCPenney finest last night to escort Brit Brit to Christian Audigier’s 50th Birthday party.

People reports that Brit Brit stayed in the VIP section, didn’t touch booze and left after 90 minutes. Daddy sat near Brit with his head resting in his hands. He was tired as fuck after helping Brit squeeze into that tube dress. It took everything out of him.

Read more…
SHARE

A Gayelle Wedding!

/ May 24, 2008

Lezzy Lohan wore a ring on her engagement finger to last night’s Dolce and Gabbana party in Cannes. You know what this means? A big ole’ gayelle wedding! Break out the flannel and birkenstocks! We’ve got a gayelle wedding to attend.

Yeah, right. Lohan just wore the ring for attention. It’s probably some glass shit from Claire’s. Let’s be real.

International supermodel, Phoebe Price, attended the same event and she also wore a ring on her left hand. It wasn’t on her wedding finger, but she’s trying to be slick. OMG! Eff Samantha Ronson! LL and PP are engaged! Sorry Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon. There’s a new hot, lesbian, ginge couple on the scene.

Sorry, I’m hungover……

Read more…

Is She Joining Tommy Girl’s Harem?

/ May 24, 2008

Marcia Cross left Ken Paves salon yesterday looking like one of Tommy Cruise’s girls. She fucking looks younger than Katie Holmes. If she had a bottle in her hand, I would have thought she was Suri Cruise.

Ken Paves must be stopped! He needs to be arrested and tried for crimes against beauty!

Thankfully, I’m pretty sure this is a cheap ass wig. Marcia would never erase the ginge. I hope….

Read more…
Tags: ,
SHARE

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >