Yesterday, I posted pictures of Marcia Cross wearing some hideous ass Suri Cruise wig. Thankfully, she didn’t wear that shit while getting coffee with her hot pepaw husband yesterday. Nothing good can come out of wearing that wig. I’m sure Tommy Girl already asked her to come in for an “audition.”

Marcia, don’t ever cover the ginge again. EVER!

I’m still convinced Marcia goes home every night and does this:

These two should really be home rocking bat baby to sleep NOT out partying. They look like they were chewed up and spit out! They probably don’t even have a good time at the club. They sit in the corner like two Debbie Downers, sipping on their Sex On The Beaches and nodding at each other every now and again. Bat Boy probably locks himself in the bathroom, turns off the lights, hangs upside down on the ceiling and tries catch a few zzzzzzs. Stay home!

And that lipstick on Xtina should be illegal. Shauna Sand and Barbie circa 1987 are the only two bitches that can pull off that shade.

Dick Martin, who co-created and co-starred in “Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In,” died yesterday of respiratory complications in Santa Monica, CA. He was 86.

Dick’s rep said he was surrounded by his family and friends.

Laugh-In, which debuted in January 1968, was unlike any comedy-variety show before it.

Rather than relying on a series of tightly scripted song-and-dance segments, it offered up a steady, almost stream-of-consciousness run of non-sequitur jokes, political satire and madhouse antics from a cast of talented young actors and comedians that also included Lily Tomlin, Goldie Hawn, Ruth Buzzi, Arte Johnson, Henry Gibson, Jo Anne Worley and announcer Gary Owens.

Presiding over it all were Rowan and Martin, the veteran nightclub comics whose standup banter put their own distinct spin on the show.

Say Goodnight, Dick. Goodnight, Dick.

Source: Associated Press

Thanks Smoke

Sonia from the show “Operación Repo” on Canal 22 Los Angeles

For Wicked Oz

Ian McKellen (69)
Cillian Murphy (32)
Ethan Suplee (32)
Lauryn Hill (33)
Molly Sims (35)
Jamie Kennedy (38)
Anne Heche (39)
Stacy London (39)
Mike Myers (45)
Connie Sellecca (53)
Frank Oz (64)
Dixie Carter (69)

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are still slutting it up together. They have taken their act to Cannes! People reports the two were “dancing and kissing” at the Dolce and Gabbana party last night. A source said the two were dancing to old Madonna songs. HOMOS! Vintage Madonna makes Lance thinks of Jakey Poo. Can you imagine these two dancing? It’s probably like watching two chickens mating.

The source said, “They were beaming at each other. So cute.” Beaming?! That’s called being “drunk as fuck !”

Another witness told UsWeekly, “While they were chatting, I’d notice that Lance would have his hand on the small of Kate’s back, or his hand on top of hers.”

He was holding down her hand, because she kept trying to grab his nut.

I give these slut whores one more week together. Kate gets around and so does Lance. Two whores don’t make a right.