This Is Not Gay Al…..Is It?

/ May 27, 2008

Crunk + Disorderly posted a couple of pictures what looks like Gay Al. Who knows when these pictures were taken or for what purpose, but he’s sort of looking sexay? Ack. No, I can’t go there.

Most queens use a busted webcam for their ManHunt profile pictures, but it looks like Gay Al went to great lengths to look extra hot in his.

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A Dollywood Wedding?

/ May 27, 2008

If this shit is true, this will be the greatest celebrity wedding of all time! The Daily Star reports that Lezzy Lohan has been telling friends she will marry Samantha Ronson. Just for the record, Lohan’s bitches have denied she’s bumping coochie lips with Ronson.

Lezzy Lohan wore a ring on her engagement finger this past weekend in Cannes sparking rumors that she’s engaged. Lohan reportedly said she’s planning a partnership ceremony at Dollywood in July. Yes, Dolly Parton’s theme park. Their wedding cake better be a giant funnel cake.

Seriously, this sounds like my kind of wedding. Gayelles, ginges, Dolly Parton, funnel cakes and raggedy roller coasters. Amazing! It’s too good to be true. This is just drunk talk.

And what does Michael Lohan think of all this gayelle action? He told UsWeekly that Lezzy’s romance with Samantha “is evident to anyone with half a brain.” In related news, White Oprah has denied the romance. Half a brain meet White Oprah.

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Rooster McConaughey!

/ May 27, 2008

Matthew McConaughey has a brother and his name is Rooster. Rooster!!! Unfortunately, that’s not his real name. I know, my ass juices dried up as soon as I read that his real name was Michael Patrick McConaughey. He should legally change it to Rooster. Roooster!

Anyway, I’m not sure what the point of this post is. I just wanted to tell you McConaughey’s brother was named Rooster. Rooster! I know what the point is! Rooster has a reality show coming out. Who doesn’t?

People reports that Rooster is starring in Black Gold, a new reality show on TruTV. The show is about the race to find oil in Texas. Rooster’s job is to supply the pipes for drills.

Rooster! Wait, should he be smoking that close to those pipes? Who cares? His name is Rooster! Are we sure he’s related to Matthew? I mean, he’s wearing a shirt. Rooooster!

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Michael Lohan Blogs About “Living Lohan”

/ May 27, 2008

Living Lohan” starring White Oprah and her 45-year-old premiered last night on E! I was drunk through most of it, so I’m not sure what really went down on the show. That’s probably not such a bad thing. I’ll watch that shit again today. The torture!

Michael Lohan has a lot to say about the show. Of course! The bitch probably has a lot to say about the brand of toilet paper White Oprah uses. He’ll talk about anything. OK! Magazine has given him a weekly forum to spew his thoughts about each episode of “Living Lohan.” He has to get in on the action somehow.

Michael said, “Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan? Well, let’s see… If I were to look at things from a wordly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception — and maybe at a later date, I might just do so. For now, let’s just say I’m still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali’s career and being a “real” mother, or reading tabloids.

He went on to say, “I’ve had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs.”

He finished with,” I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it.

Yeah, but what does he have to say about Nana? That’s the only hot bitch on the show I care about. Michael Lohan is funny. He constantly criticizes White Oprah for whoring out their kids, but yet he’ll blab to the media about anything and everything. They should have never broken up. They were a match made in attention whore heaven.

Below are pics of Michael with his girlfriend at Kim Kardashian’s party in the Hamptons this past weekend. He definitely has a type…..

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R.I.P. Sydney Pollack

/ May 27, 2008

Director, producer and actor, Sydney Pollack, died Monday of cancer at his home in California. He was diagnosed with cancer 9 months ago. He was 73.

Sydney won an Oscar for Best Director for “Out of Africa.” He also directed “Tootsie,” “Sabrina,” “The Firm” and “They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?”

As an actor, Sydney starred in such films as, “Eyes Wide Shut,” “Michael Clayton,” and “Random Hearts.”

He died only hours after the HBO premiere of “Recount” which he executive produced.

R.I.P. Sydney Pollack

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