Brit Brit’s Fans Turn on Her

December 28, 2006 / Posted by:

One of Britney Spears’ largest fansites is shutting down, because they are sick of her behavior and haven given her many chances., has been a faithful Britney lover since 2005, but enough is enough.

The site’s webmaster said, “As Britney keeps losing her identity and credibility within fans and industry people, so is [World of Britney]. I believe Britney is unfortunately done (for me at least). No matter what anyone thinks or how they may disagree, it’s very hard to maintain the respect needed to keep things going.”

The webmaster, Ruben Garay, said it had nothing to do with the recent pussy shots of Britney. He states he is simply moving on to create another celebrity like website/blog that will feature Britney as well as other celebrities.

Don’t worry Britney! You still have Paris….um…I mean KFed….oh…um…Brandon Davis….oh dear…well JJ! You still have JJ! Wait, does JJ even exist?

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Posh’s Nipples Make a Return Appearance

December 28, 2006 / Posted by:

The hotness that is David Beckham brought his Thai, tranny maid along for dinner with Gordon Ramsay last night. That was nice of him…oh you say that’s his wife, Posh? Hmm…anyway he brought that old thing to dinner with him. He looks perfect and she looks…well…err…she needs to get her nipples rotated.

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Sluts Down Under

December 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Parasite Hilton with Kim Kardashian in tow arrived in Sydney yesterday. They spent no time going back to their hotel and changing into their bikinis to hit Bondi Beach. They also brought the same Louis Vuitton bag along. Isn’t that a little tacky to carry the same exact bag? They must’ve gotten it for free. Anyway, they did their best at trying to be sexy. Paris tried really hard to look like a screen sex kitten while she showered. Polar Bears at the zoo getting a bath are sexier.

Paris is in town up until New Years. Kim is with her…well…because she doesn’t have anything else to do.

Isn’t it shark season down under? Couldn’t one of them do us a favor just this once!?

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Bite Her!

December 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Eva LongWHORIA was Harrod’s guest last night in London to start the beginning of the winter sale. She joined Harrod’s owner, Dodi Mohammed Al Fayed and some cute pups for the occasion. I’m surprised that puppy is still alive from being that close to her witch bref. It’s probably trying so hard not to go into the light. Anyway, Eva later changed into the same fug outfit Lindsay Lohan wore last week.

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The Strippers Should’ve Beat Her Ass

December 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan spent 3 hours early yesterday at Scores strip club in NYC. She spent her time dancing onstage, jumping around and trying to perform. She’s calling it “research” for her new movie I Know Who Killed Me. Lindsay also called all the strippers into the bathroom where she apologized for calling them “whores” in an email she wrote to friends that got out to the public last week.

A source said, “She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on,” said our source. “Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once. It was hot. But while everybody was drinking, Lindsay was not. It was strictly Perrier for her.”

Lindsay also complained in emails that her thighs were sore from “practicing” on the stripper pole. Since when does it take 3 hours to learn how to be a stripper? It’s not hard. Just stand there looking uncomfortable in lucite heels and a thong and kind of move around, looking bored. Please, she knows where the good coke is. The strippers should’ve gave her a beat down in the bathroom.



Donald Trump the Pimp

December 28, 2006 / Posted by:

The feud between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell went on a little hiatus, but is back in full force. Rosie left another message for Donald on her blog. The post is a little lengthy, but here’s the gist of it.

so what happens
when u say the emperor has no clothes
the comb over goes ballistic
via phone to mr king

beauty pageants
where women were paraded around
judged valuable or not
by old white men

it is always old white men
they added a talent portion
and gave away college degrees
they evolved – beauty pageants
and eventually – nearly faded away
for good

remember the seventies
a young girl in nyc
meets a pimp
he cons her into a life of illusion
she works for him

no fun – no fucking – no future
she is owned
when she sneaks out –
to party the night away
he freaks

he roughs her up a bit
shames her in front of the others
teaches her to behave
for his own benefit

and just when we lost all hope
cagney and lacey showed up
they cuff the pimp
they free the girl

Donald Trump responded with, “Rosie got mentally beaten up by me, because she’s a mental midget, a low-life. I think she’s got a death wish. It’s too bad a degenerate is able to get away with things like that.”

Ok, is it over now? I think they are going to like this until his show The Apprentice debuts next month. They will probably have a huge, public reunion and kiss and make-up. Perfect for ratings, eh? Ugh, this is such a publicity stunt.

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