Wynonna Judd Files for Divorce!

/ March 27, 2007
 
Wynonna Judd has filed for divorce from her alleged pedophile husband after he was arrested last week. She has cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for divorce from D.R. Roach. They were married in 2003.
 
Wynonna said on her official website :
 
"I am obviously devastated. Our family will pull together, begin the healing process and hopefully – by the Grace of God – become stronger. We will move forward with our faith, family and our friends to find resolution to this difficult situation."
 
Not only was D.R. arrested for sexually assualting a child, but he's also currently seeking treatment for some kind of addiction.
 
Wynonna I will give you the same advice I gave to Allegra . Eat a Zinger it solves everything. Wait, actually scratch that. Eat an ice chip it solves everything. 
 
 
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Donatella Confirms Her Daughter’s in Ano Rehab

/ March 27, 2007
 
Donatella Versace has confirmed to ET that her daughter, Allegra Versace is seeking treatment for Anorexia. Allegra has dealt with the disease for several years and was said to be getting better. Rumor has it that Allegra currently weights 70-pounds.
Donatella said, "Our daughter, Allegra has been battling anorexia, a very serious disease for many years. She is receiving the best medical care possible to help overcome this illness and is responding well.

"As parents, we are doing our best to protect our daughter. However, due to numerous media reports, we want to let everyone know that we appreciate their concern for Allegra, and we ask that her privacy be respected at this time."

 
I'm sure it doesn't help Allegra having to see the models her mother uses. Maybe Donatella will use fatter models now. Poor ho, eat a Zinger. It really solves everything.
 
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Afternoon Crumbs

/ March 27, 2007
 
Britney and the Kabbalah are like buttsex and vaseline….makes sense…but is a terrible idea – Popsugar
 
Big DiddyHollywood Rag
 
Victoria Beckham's nipples are on the attack – Egotastic!
 
Hilary Duff's breasts are smaller than she thinks – Hollywood Tuna
 
Remind me who Kristin Cavallari is and why do I care that she's getting Lasik? – The Bastardly
 
Joss Stone is this close to showing us if the carpet matches the drapes – Drunken Stepfather
 
Celebrity hair don'tsCityrag
 
Rose McGowan likes a clean pole – IDLYITW
 
Hilary Duff and Joel Madden reunite, sort of – Just Jared
 
Paris' pussy gets her in trouble again – Mollygood
 
Justin and Britney to make beautiful music or something – ASL 
 
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Thank God They Didn’t Breed

/ March 27, 2007
 
Randy Spelling wants everyone to know that he took Paris Hilton's cherry. Only a Spelling would WANT to admit to something like that.
 
He said, “We were together for like two months. We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn’t check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her. She was like 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma’s there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later.”
 
The Gods were on our side by breaking them up. If a Spelling and a Hilton reproduced, I think the world would end in a fiery ball of queef juice.
 
 
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Ice Queen Baby

/ March 27, 2007
 
Woman's Day (I don't know what that is either) is reporting that Nicole Kidman is knocked up with Keith Urban's baby. Sources say she's been under fertility treatments for months now and has finally told her family the news.
 
The source said, "They've been riding on clouds since they got the news. Nicole's been hoping for this since the day they got married. Everyone knows how she's been aching to have a baby. It's all she's been talking about for ages."
 
She doesn't look pregnant to me. Unless, she's carrying the baby in her hair.
 
 
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