Julia Roberts get help for a weird breast mole – A Socialite’s Life
A truly hideous Parasite Hilton photo – The Bastardly
Blohan is permanently strung out – Mollygood
The celebrity mouth twins – Cityrag
Blohan’s soon-to-be neighbors are dreading her move-in day – Hollywood Rag
Jessica Simpson’s totally into MySpace – Egotastic!
Asshole Simpson’s new BFF knows how to get her picture taken – IDLYITW
Carmen Electra will do anything – Popbytes
Jennifer Aniston actually wins an award – Popsugar
Mischa Barton gets banged – Just Jared
Kate Winslet said that she became sick when she had to perform a sex scene in her new movie, Little Children. Kate exposed her saggy breasts for the scene with Patrick Wilson.
She said, “When you get up in the morning and you know you are going to have to go to work and take your clothes off it’s the worst day of your life. You feel awful. You feel sick. And you remind yourself you must never agree to do this again.”
I can’t relate. If I knew I was doing a sex scene with the hotness that is Patrick Wilson, I wouldn’t be able to sleep a wink. It would be like when you’re 6-years-old and know you’re going to Disneyland the next morning. They would have to get security, Shanna Moakler and a crew of sting rays in the room to peel me off his fine ass.
The Queen of England herself sent a special Birfday greeting to the oldest bitch in England! Flook turned 100-year-old in cat years which is roughly 23 in human years.
Fook’s owner said, “I have watched Flook grow up from a kitten and I am very proud of her. I really just sent the letter tongue in cheek and didn’t expect anything back. But when I got the letter from Buckingham Palace I nearly fell over.”
We wish this hot ho a special day and happy years ahead!
It never gets old making fun of Rachel Zoe. Last night at the 23rd Annual Night of Stars, she clung on to her next victims. Poor Mischa Barton and Anne Hathaway need to run fast before they end up “in rehab to get fat” like a certain Zoe victim we know. I’m not joking when I call Zoe, the chupacabra, homegirl looks just like it. Mexican police need to head to the BH STAT to nab their country’s public enemy #1!!
South Park can kiss their Australian audience goodbye! No comment from this bitch! It’s a little funny…ok I’m shutting up.
A new day, a new airport and a new Snoop Dogg arrest – AP
If you woke up really hating the world this morning…..you can add fuel to the fire by listening to the entire KFed album! – AOL
Liam Gallagher is the biggest drug addict (and douche) of all time! – SOW
Clay Gayken on Gays of Our Lives – ET
Larry Birkhead goes sue happy and sues Anna Nicole Smith again! Can’t this crackhead get a break?! – Washington Post