Lindsay Lohan is Angry

/ March 28, 2007
Lindsay Lohan has finally called her father, Michael Lohan, after he was released from prison for drunk driving. She didn't call to say "I love you" unfortunately.
A source said Lindsay called to tell him, "You still haven't changed. Don't go near my mother ever again."
Stevie Wonder should record that track.
Michael found Jesus in the slammer and had hoped to mend his broken relationship, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen. It also doesn't look like she's gonna give him that loan he was probably going to ask for.
Don't worry. Lohan still has a bad influence in White Oprah. All is well.
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Sanjaya is Beyond

/ March 28, 2007

I can’t even comment on this shipwreck. I think if you cut out my tonsils and tongue with a broken piece of glass I’d still sing better than his ass and I can’t sing. Oh Sanjaya…Sanjaya… Seriously, he should’ve let that hideous fakehawk sing for him instead. I still can’t take my eyes off of him.

That being said…Vote for him!


PS – Gwen Stefani can’t mentor worth a damn! What the hell kind of advice was she giving…yeah no advice! She just stood there and smiled and then told us what she really thought of your no-talent asses behind their backs!


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