Birthday Sluts

December 29, 2006 / Posted by:

Jude Law (34)
Diego Luna (27)
La Toya London (28)
Mekhi Phifer (32)
Leonor Varela (34)
Paula Poundstone (47)
Patricia Clarkson (47)
Yvonne Elliman (55)
Ted Danson (59)
Marianne Faithfull (60)
Jon Voight (68)
Mary Tyler Moore (70)


Is Jennifer Aniston Hittin’ This?

December 28, 2006 / Posted by:

According to InTouch, Jennifer Aniston was dining with friends when billionaire, Steve Bing approached her and gave his telephone number to her. Steve has previously been linked to Elizabeth Hurley. A friend of Jen’s said that they’ve known each other a while, but since she’s single now Steve decided to make a move. Fortunately, Jennifer hasn’t use his digits yet. Jen has also been approached by Lance Armstrong, but declined his date because she’s friends with horsefaced Sheryl Crow.

Steve Bing also recently had a really bad date with Pamela Anderson. Poor ho can’t catch a skirt. He should hit me up, I’d tap that. I mean he probably cums hundred dollars bills.


Meet the Godfather of Soul!

December 28, 2006 / Posted by:

James Brown was given a public viewing at the Apollo Theater in NYC today. Thousands lined up at the theater where James got his start over 40 years ago. His body was brought to the theater by a horse drawn carriage. After today’s viewing his body will be taken to Augusta where he will be buried after another public viewing on Saturday.

The guest list for his funeral has included names like Tom Cruise, Usher, Jamie Foxx, Aretha Franklin and many more.

Open caskets have always creeped me out. What if they come alive and grab you? Ugh.


Geri Falls, Posh Could Care Less

December 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Geri Haliwell and Posh Beckham spent a little qt in London today. While Geri and family had fun on the ice rink, Posh held Geri’s baby, Bluebell. Posh also fed the little baby and I’m not sure how she figured that one out. Will someone please tell Posh to stop wearing that stovetop hat! She’s just missing a corncob pipe and a button nose!




Afternoon Crumbs

December 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Brandon and Dylan reunite at the Peach Pit – Popsugar

Pamela Anderson finds herself on a bad date – ASL

Matt Damon and his daughter – ICYDK

Vintage Pamela Anderson upskirt pics! – Egotatic!

Sylvester Stallone might’ve been a little too old for Rocky – Hollywood Rag

Daniel Craig is the best Bond ever – Just Jared

The Grindhouse trailer – IDLYITW

Jake Gyllenhaal is a real-life hero – Mollygood

What happens after you pass outCityrag

Willa Ford in Maxim – Hollywood Tuna


Nicole Richie is Way Fatter Than MK

December 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Popbytes has scans of Star Magazine that claims Nicole Richie is half an inch wider than Mary-Kate Olsen. How they know this I’m not sure? Maybe they hid out under the dressing stalls at Marni and waited for them? Anyway, they also point to signs that MK is a big ano. She recently had a stint in rehab to deal with her eating issues. Nicole still looks skinnier to me, I don’t know. Both of them should take a weekend trip down to the south and visit each pancake house and waffle factory. Hell, I’d go with them! I’d stand far away from them though, cause next to them I’d look OBESE.



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