Anna Nicole Smith’s mother, Vergie Arthur, has taken the stand this morning in the battle for ANS’s body. She said that Howard K. Stern is the only one making money off of her daughter. She said that Entertainment Tonight has reportedly funeral rights for a whopping $1 million. Vergie also said that she has a bond with Larry Birkhead and believes in her heart that he’s the father of Dannielynn Hope. Judge Larry Seidlin made the quote of the century when he said, “There’s no circus here, my friend.” HAHHA! Yeah he wishes. That circus is just missing a showgirl on a pony! The players of the case are currently at the medical examiner’s office during lunch recess to see ANS’s body. What a lovely lunch. Judge Larry promises a decision on Friday. Source
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were front row and center at the 6th Annual GM fashion show in L.A. yesterday. I know, a GM fashion show? WTF. Anyway, they spent their time flipping off the photographers and taking pictures of themselves. It also looks like Demi Moore showed Penny Cruz what Ashton is working with.
“American Idol” was guy’s night yesterday and most of them shouldn’t have quit their day jobs. I mean I don’t think even one was that great. They sang off-key and they looked like they rolled out of bed and grabbed whatever clothes were on the floor. If I had to pick a favorite from last night. I’d have to say AJ Tabaldo. He’s boring and sucks, but he was the best of the worst.
And the worst of the worst? Probably the gay one, Sanjaya Malakar. He was so boring, I even forgot he had performed. Seriously, this is the best they could do?
In other Idol news, Jennifer Lopez will mentor the kids for an episode. Mentor them on what? How to pretend like you can sing well when you really sound like crap? How to give head to the mixer to make your voice sound extra special with effects? She will also perform on April 11th.
Tyra Banks in Sports Illustrated THEN or NOW? Source: CL
Does Brit Brit have a 3-year drug problem? – We Love Celebs Keanu Reeves can not be slumming it with Jennifer Aniston or is it the other way around… – CN A Grey’s Anatomy spin-off? – SOW Hugh Grant thinks plastic surgery is hot – ICYDK Are Brangelina getting marriage counseling? – Glitterati ANS was about to change her will – CDD
ET is reporting that Britney Spears has left Promises in Malibu after checking in on Monday evening. Brit was photographed there yesterday, but sources say she checked herself out early this morning. Her manager Larry Rudolph issued this statement yesterday, “Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.” What da hell?! Does she bolt when they tell her you can’t drink booze or do drugs in rehab? Jesus! She needs to see it like a vacation. Ugh, she’s totally hitting the dyke bars tonight to debut her new look. Someone stop this girl!