Birthday Sluts

January 16, 2007 / Posted by:

Kate Moss (33)
Trent Ford (28)
Greg Strause (32)
Jill Sobule (46)
Sade (48)
Debbie Allen (57)
John Carpenter (59)
Dr. Laura Schlessinger (60)

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Golden Globeing: Brangelina

January 15, 2007 / Posted by:

Methinks Angelina Jolie knows she’s way too good for this. She’s standing there thinking “I’m so beautiful…so perfect…I am a goddess…I feel so sorry for these peons. They don’t know the meaning of life.” Come on, you know she is. Yes, she’s gorgeous, stunning, dazzling, blah blah blah…but she’s also a stuck-up HO! Brad needs a nap. I can’t even comment on him.

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Golden Globeing: JLo & Skeletor

January 15, 2007 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lopez looks absolutely stunning, because she’s wearing 50 pounds of make-up and fake hair. Take that all away and she’d look like any other broad serving me delicious fried chicken at KFC. Marc Anthony is trying hard to look remotely human, but I’m still not convinced. He’s the living dead.

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Golden Globeing: Sienna Miller

January 15, 2007 / Posted by:

Swedish porn star alert! Sienna Miller’s face was meant for baby batter loads. It seriously looks like her foundation is made from cum. You know who it is. She looks OK from the neck down, but from the neck up….ugh! I just want to take those neck braids and put them around her neck!

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Golden Globeing: Cameron Diaz

January 15, 2007 / Posted by:

Cameron Diaz looks hot and now that I just said that I think a giant zit is going to land on me, killing me instantly. Yes, I think she looks hot at the Golden Globes tonight. I can’t believe this. My world is over now that these words have come out of my finger tips.

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