SELF SUCK – TMZ
Lane Garrison pleads guilty – ASL
Even photoshop can't save Kimbo Stewart – Hollywood Tuna
ScarJo is overrated – Cityrag
Hayden Panettiere licks a tit – Egotastic!
Britney Spears denies getting sucked – Hollywood Rag
Steven Tyler's little friend is very little – IDLYITW
Fishsticks' toned tummy and….barf – Just Jared
Tom Cruise takes Katie for a spin in his crazy mobile – Mollygood
Madonna gets green – Popsugar
A shirtless Prince Harry isn't as hot as you think – Pink is the New Blog
Keith Richards has confessed that he threw a canary out the window, because it was bothering his hangover. The bird belonged to his bandmate, Ronnie Wood's son. He said he was trying to lay down and the bird was making so much noise that he threw it out the window. Keith apparently thought the bird was an alarm clock.
Ronnie's son, Jamie said, “My mum told me the story the other day. She said Keef thought the canary was an alarm clock. He cracks me up, the ashes story was hilarious.”
KEEF! When Ronnie told Keith the bird was real he responded with "How was I supposed to know?"
Seriously, they should make Keith travel across the world telling kids his tales. That shit will keep them off the drugs. Well, his face alone would do that.
Source: The Sun
Larry Birkhead went on "The Today Show" this morning and said he will not share custody of Dannielynn Hope with anybody. Of course, homegirl is worth a grip. Larry was referring to Virgie Arthur. Virgie has said in the past that she would fight for custody, but yesterday she backtracked a little by saying she only wanted to be a grandmother.
Larry said, "I do not want to share custody with anyone else … There's only one dad." Larry also compared hearing the DNA results to winning an Oscar. Weird.
Larry is expected to take Danni back to Los Angeles very soon. He's already put her nursery together.
Actually, it's not like winning an Oscar, it's like winning the lottery.
UPDATE – Congrats to JACKIE for guessing Jordan's fugly ass correct and first. Click on the picture below to see her face up close. OLDIE!