Gobble Gobble! Turkey neck alert! Shannon Doherty showed her age on the Carson Daly show last week. She’s 35, but her neck is 75. Actually, who cares? At least she’s not all stretched apart, looking like a botox monster. I’d still hit it, but only from the back.
Source: Teddy & Moo
Less than one hour after midnight, last night, Britney Spears collapsed at Pure in Las Vegas and may have been rushed to a hospital. It was reported that Britney had hosted the countdown and then retreated to the club’s outdoor VIP area. Sources say that she was talking with one of her dancers and told him she wanted to leave. She got up and then collapsed in a dead faint on the floor. Her security guards and dancer wrapped her in some poncho and ushered her out of the club.
A source said, “It appeared as if she was being dragged as she wasn’t walking under her own speed. It looked as if they wanted to get her up to her hotel room as soon as possible.”
An ambulance was summoned to the hotel two hours later, but it is unknown if that was for Britney.
That’s what hard drinking and coke does to you kids. I can’t believe the hotel didn’t crash into a million pieces when she hit the ground. Strong thunder thighs. Oh well, can’t say I feel sorry for her ass. She probably just wanted to create some attention. If she would’ve stayed at home with her kids like a good mom instead of trying to be a party girl, stuff like this woldn’t happen. Dumb ass.
WHY, WHY and WHY?! Lindsay Lohan is trying to destroy us all. What is going on in her head, besides a rollercoast coke party? I mean….leave your outfits in the 80s!!! I think she really broke into my mom’s house, went into the garage, rifled through the bags of old clothes and popped out this little number. I mean…..and hanging out with Scott Storch isn’t helping. Anyway, that’s how she spent in NYE in Miami. I’m sensing a lot of tension in the nose area too.
The staff at Sloanes Cafe in the Paddington section of Sydney were pissed off when Parasite Hilton skipped out on her $7.70 drinks bill. Paris showed up with Kim Kardashian and her pr rep. The pr rep paid for a hamburger and some drinks, but Paris ordered a couple of drinks and didn’t pay for them.
A waitress at the care said, “She’s got bucketloads of money and she didn’t pay for her drinks. (Hilton) had a little chat with a waiter up front, then they all got up and walked out without paying.”
Why didn’t they arrest her ass? I mean they knew where she was going. Right after the cafe, Paris and clan went to her hosting duties at the Bondi Blonde Beer bikini contest. They honestly should’ve called the cops and pressed charges against her ass. She should’ve spent the night in jail where she belongs.
Birthday: August 14, 1947
Birth Name: Danielle Fernande Schuelein-Steel
Original Date of HS of the Day: December 26, 2006
Claim to Fame: Superstar trash novelist and self-made millionairess!!
Where is she now? Still writing trash!
Why is she HS of the Week? She’s completely self-made from writing books that are a piece of trash. She also loves to marry inmates. She’s been married to two prisoners!
Awww…this photo makes me want to…HURL! Nicole Richie and Joel Madden spent their New Years at Ghostbar in Las Vegas. Nicole looks a bit used and tired, but she matches Joel. They seriously look like they just got up from the trash dumpster. At least they have each other. You know Hilary Duff is slitting her wrists right now at the sight of these pictures.