Farewell, Bo Diddley
What the fuck is with all these deaths lately? Yves Saint Laurent, Harvey Kormon, Pringles can man, Dick Martin, Oscar the dog, Sydney Pollack and now Bo Diddley! This needs to stop.
Bo, one of the fathers of rock ‘n’ roll, died today at the age of 79. His rep told AP that he passed away from heart failure at his home in Archer, FL. Bo suffered a major heart attack last August and a stroke three months before that.
R.I.P. Bo Diddley
Thanks Amanda
Random Couple Alert!
Cammy and Diddy both need to lay off the ganja because it’s fucking with their common sense. Actually. Cammy doesn’t have any common sense. Dating Justin Timberlake proved that point. Rush & Molly reports that Diddy and Cammy might have been dating on the down low for a couple of months now.
During the past couple of months, Pizzaface 1 and Pizzaface 2 have been seen “canoodling” and acting all secret-like at various restaurants and clubs. They might be ready to bring their barf union out into the open. A source saw them holding hands during a party at Prince’s mansion this past Friday. A source also saw Cammy spoon-feeding Diddy bread pudding. Um…that wasn’t bread pudding. That was her panty pudding!
Later in the night, the two were seen almost kissing in Prince’s basement. When they realized people were watching, they went into another room and closed the door.
Diddy’s spokesbitch claims they are just friends.
Hey, at least they can share each other’s Proactiv. That face acid is expensive!
Once You Pop…..
Dr Fredric J. Baur, the inventor of the Pringles can, has passed away at the age of 89. Before his death, Fredric told his family that he wanted to be buried in one his creations. Yeah, he was cremated and part of his remains were put into a Pringles can. The other part of his remains were put in a regular urn. The can and urn were buried in his grave at Arlington Memorial Gardens in Cincinnati, Ohio.
His daughter said that he invented other shit like freeze-dried ice cream, but the Pringles can was his proudest accomplishment.
Don’t judge! I wanted to be cremated and buried in one of Shauna Sand’s exquisite lucite heels.
Seriously, the Pringles can always messes with my emotions. That shit should open from both sides! You can never grab the last chips and if you tip it over to pour them out, all the crumbs fall out.
R.I.P. Pringles can inventor man!
Bonus! Here’s a Pringles commercial starring Brad Pitt!
True Love! True Love!
It’s getting seeeeerious. Jenny Aniston brought John Mayer over to Courtney Cosucka’s Malibu house yesterday. Court must be thrilled that Jen has finally found someone. David’s getting sick of Jenny always spending the night and insisting she sleeps in between them.
I wonder if Jenny’s showed John her Angelina Jolie voodoo yet? That’s the real test!
You know Jenny made sure the paps got a good picture of her hugging her new man. She’s totally fake laughing in the picture above. John is like, “What’s so fucking funny?”
UPDATE: John isn’t hugging Jenny in these pics. It’s some other hag. He’s totally cheating on Jenny on her turf! Cold.
Morning Wood
Mo’Nique, I love you, but damn. C+D is right. This is some Berenstain Bear shit! – Crunk + Disorderly
Brad Pitt carrying Maddox. This is the way things were meant to be. – I’m Not Obsessed
Ryan Reynolds is jealous – Celebitchy
Jack Black is a dad again. Don’t expect for him to lose the baby weight anytime soon – ICYDK
There’s no escaping him. Sanjaya’s new commercial for Nationwide Insurance – SOW
Macauly Culkin isn’t aging well – Holy Moly!
The 10 biggest freakouts in Vh1 history – Vh1 Blog
Back To Sex
Kim Cattrall will flash her memaw flaps for another series on HBO. Emmy from “Mannequin” will star in “Sensitive Skin,” a comedy about a NYC wife and mother who rediscovers her sexuality. Samantha Jones, take two. Will Kim just start making Skinemax movies already? Shannon Tweed needs a successor.
“Sensitive Skin,” is an adaptation of a British comedy series with the same name. The show ran for two seasons on BBC Two and starred Joanna Lumley. Fuck Kim! They should have gotten Joanna to do this shit again.
Thanks Kathleen