Yes, it’s this trick again! Sarah Larson visited Christian Audigier’s offices yesterday to talk about a possible modeling job. And of course, she brought the paps with her. Christian gave Sarah some outfits to try on and “model” in. TyTy Baby would not approve. Sarah isn’t smiling with her eyes. She’s hardcore butt fucking with her eyes. I really want to trip that sofa over.

I know this ho needs to make cash now that George Clooney isn’t putting money in the bank anymore, but, but can’t she just shuttle off to Hustler’s offices already. Better yet, homegirl needs to write a damn tell-all! I want all the greasy, shitty details of the Clooney’s sex life.

Below is video of Sarah and Christian. It’s a strange experience hearing her talk. I always say to myself, “She speaks?”

Johnny and Jenny attended some humanitarian event at STK in Los Angeles last night with Courtney Cox and her husband. I forget his name. This was one of John and Jenny’s first public events together. A source told UsWeekly that the two were “canoodling” throughout the night. The source said, “they had their arms around each other. She was rubbing his back and whispering into his ear. They were touching each other non-stop all night.” And then everyone barfed, Hazmat was called and it was just a big disaster.

I mean, I know Johnny does it good (or so it has been claimed) but damn! People were eating! That keep shit to yourself! Get a private room, closet or gutter!

You know, they sort of make a cute couple. Sort of……. It’s only going to end with Jenny cutting up his favorite shirts with a kitchen knife while Alanis’ first album plays in the background.

Pitt smelling pit! In of honor of Daddy Day, AOL has named the 15 hottest dads in Hollyweird. And of course, Brad Pitt topped the list. Likely story! The list is pretty basic and I disagree with most of it! Here’s their choices:

1. Brad Pitt – Blah!
2. David Beckham – Eh!
3. Johnny Depp – Sure!
4. Will Smith – Huh? It should be Jada and not Will!
5. Matt Damon – Zzzzz!
6. Ryan Phillipe – Smells!
7. Ben Affleck – (see Damon)
8. Joel Madden – Barf!
9. Seal – OK!
10. Patrick Dempsey – Who?!
11. Barack Obama – (see Dempsey)
12. Gavin Rossdale – He’s still alive?
13. Tommy Girl – WTF?! HELL NAW! UNHOLY FUCKERY!
14. Tobey Maguire – Ewww!
15. Mark Consuelos – (see Obama)

I’ve put together my own list. This list speaks the TRUTH!

1. Rojo Caliente – She’s also #1 in my hottest moms list!
2. Dreamboat Doherty – Sexiest daddy alive!
3. Clay Gayken – Technically not a daddy yet, but I thought I’d get a head start!
4. Hot Pregnant Dude – (see Gayken)
5. Jim Bob Duggar – He has like 100 kids, so he deserves some recognition!

Take that, AOL!

Becks, slowly step away from the douche. You do not want to be contaminated! Hopefully, Becks went home and bathed in period water. I know it’s gross, but that’s the only way to combat douche.

You can tell Becks has no idea what Justin Timberlake is saying. When Justin starts talking everybody but him only hears “douche douche douche.” Becks is politely smiling and trying to figure out what the hell is coming out of d-bag’s mouth.

Here’s Becks with Justin at the Lakers-Celtics game last night.

The other day, I posted pictures of drunk ass Naomi Campbell falling down in Italy. Her agent claims she wasn’t drunk and gave the dumbest excuse ever.

The agent told The Sun, “It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.”

Does her agent think we were just beaten over the head with a Blackberry? Like Naomi plays “trust games.” The bitch doesn’t trust anyone! She probably gives the mean eye to her mirror reflection thinking its giving her dirty looks.

Besides, nobody with a pulse would play that game with Naomi. If you dropped her ass, you might as well call your family and tell them to make funeral arrangements.

Trust games?! Try again!

Image: INFDaily.com

This shit belongs in the MET! Chicken Cutlets’ cotty cheese gets the high-art treatment – Gallery of the Absurd

Nicky Kidman going on Project Runway? – Lainey Gossip

St. Angelina and St. John have broken up – I’m Not Obsessed

Kim Kardashian is a rotten ass banana – Popoholic

Joel won’t marry Nicole Richie until she becomes a Christian – Celebitchy

Marky Mark says he’s too old to rap, but he’s not too old to strip. Take it off – ICYDK

The fuck? Jay-Z sued for “whisper rapping” – Holy Moly!