A British royal skank went on a drunken streaking rampage on the grounds of their fancy ass boarding school this weekend. Unfortunately, it wasn’t Prince Hot Ginge. He was too busy sucking vodka through his urethra. It was Princess Eugenie, daughter of Fergie and sister of Princess Bug Eyes.

18-year-old Eugenie was found “frolicking” under the moon with a bunch of friends. That’s so….Shakespearean. One of the HBICs woke up and busted their bare asses.

A source said, “She and the others were told they had to go home and only return to take their exams. There were not enough staff on Saturdays and Sundays to supervise them, and they were told they couldn’t be trusted to behave.” Yeah, because they are so bad ass!

Oh Eugenie, you so scandalous! Seriously, that’s child’s play shit! I was running around naked and drunk when I was like 2. Shit, I think we all are. Eugenie needs to step it up. Do some ho shit.

Next time, she needs to bring Prince Hot Ginge along, get him to take it all off and document it with a 4-person camera the crew. The world desperately needs to see video footage of the elusive hot ginge creature in all its naked glory.

Thanks Mathew

Meth face alert! Did somebody order an extra sausage pizza? Snoop Dogg’s wifey, Shante Broadus, needs to travel with her own personal airbrusher just in case situations like this one should come up. The drunk bitch was driving around Fullerton, CA a little after midnight on Saturday when she was pulled over by the cops.

She was arrested and later released with a citation. Bail is not needed in DUI arrests in Fullerton. DAMN! Fullerton is the place to party.

At least homegirl wasn’t hot boxing. I mean, she is Snoop Dogg’s wife.

Hopefully, something good can come out of all of this. Maybe Proactiv will fall in love with Shante’s rock face and offer her a contract! “Hi! My name is Shante Broadus. If you’re going to get arrested for DUI, at least do it with clear skin. That’s why I use Proactiv!”

Source: TMZ

Mr. Bill from Saturday Night Live

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Mary Carey (28)
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Jake Busey (37)
Bif Naked (37)
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The fake book cover above didn’t qualify for a “Photoshop Award” because I’m pretty sure this shit was made with MSPaint and not Photoshop. Judging by its cover, you know this movie is going straight to the clearance section at Blockbuster. It has “blue light special” written all over it. Anyway, the prop book featuring a knocked HoHan on the cover was made for her new soon-to-be Razzie nominated movie, “Labor Pains” aka “Someone Had To Give This Sad Bitch A Job.”

This movie looks like it was paid for using food stamps and WIC vouchers. Cheap! Was HoHan’s wardrobe provided by Fashion Bug?

And the look on her face in the fake book cover says it all, “What the hell kind of fuckery did I get myself into?”

On that note, my homo ass needs to get on a plane and pray that I don’t get sick. I always seem to walk off from a flight with the flu and an ass cramp. Shut the hell up! I know what you’re thinking. Anyway, I’ll post more shit when I land.

Chris Martin obviously drank too much douche water before an interview with BBC’s Radio 4. Chris refuses to discuss his personal life including Fishsticks and his kids, but it sounds like he doesn’t like talking about anything!

The show’s host asked Chris a simple question about the new album, “Did you start with the song Viva La Vida and the idea within that song of the disposed dictator looking back at his life?” Chris immediately bitched, “I’m not really enjoying this. Can I have two minutes? ‘I just don’t like talking about things.” That’s what a fucking interview is?! Did he think it was going to be a circle jerk at Disneyland?!

Chris then got out of his chair and walked out leaving the interview. He probably went to call Fishsticks and cry about how he’s “misunderstood.”

Chris finally returned to the interview, but didn’t fully answer any questions. When the host asked another question about his music, Chris replied, “Um… yes… yes, yes … exactly.”

In Chris’ defense, you’d probably act this grouchy if you had to look at Fishy’s face every single morning! Those two delusional twats love themselves way too much. This bitch needs to pull the Van de Kamp butt plug out of his ass, smile like a pretty girl and answer every question without being an ass about it.

Source: OK! Magazine