Peta has temporarily taken their aim off of the Trollsens and moved it on to Jessica Simpson. They are pissed off at Jess for wearing this fugly ass t-shirt the other day. Peta released this statement:

For a gal who’s best known for her less-than-stellar brains (Chicken of the Sea, anyone?) and her ability to proportionately fill out daisy dukes, I’m gonna go on record saying that if anyone had to wear a ridiculous shirt like this, I’m glad it was Jessica—as people are more likely to follow the opposite of her lead … ya know, since she’s so well respected and all (yes, that was difficult to type without tossing in a hefty LOL). Maybe the meat-eaters of the world will be embarrassed to be categorized in the same field as Jessica Simpson.

Peta goes on to list the Top 5 reasons why only “stupid girls brag about eating meat.”

1. Meat increases the risk of breast cancer
2. Real girls don’t support animal abuse
3. The meat industry is destroying the Earth
4. Meat will make you fat
5. Eating meat steals food from starving kids

You can visit their site for all the details for each of their 5 reasons.

Some seem to think that Jessica wore the shirt as a diss to Tony Romo’s ex, Carrie Underwears. This dumb twat can’t even read! Like she knows what her t-shirt says. Papa Joe told her to wear it because bitch needs press.

And all this meat talk has me craving a juicy steak with a tall glass of hamburger juice.

Wonky McValtrex has at least 10,000 dogs. At least. This dumb whore buys a new dog as often as she buys the morning after pill. Practically daily!

Page Six reports that Wonky stomped into The Puppy Store on Melrose in Los Angeles over the weekend and tried to buy a puppy for a photo shoot, so that “she could look cuter.” The only way this fugly whore could look “cuter” is if she put a paper bag over her head and vagina.

The pet store obviously knows this bitch’s history, so they refused to sell her one. A source said (read it in her obnoxious baby tramp voice), “She started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby!’”

That’s pretty effin hilarious. You know you’re pretty fucked up when a puppy-mill-buying pet store won’t even sell you a dog.

Bitch should have just called up one of her relatives. Any of them could easily stand in for a dog.

It was bound to happen! American Apparel is now selling massagers vibrators – Goldenfiddle

Tara Reid is as skanky as ever – Lainey Gossip

Hooker goes grocery shopping – Popoholic

Dustin Hoffman will take the check – I’m Not Obsessed

When Amy Wino was healthy – SOW

George Michael is paranoid – Holy Moly!

WTF! R. Kelly’s lawyer apologizes to Miley Cyrus – ICYDK

Joan Van Ark still has a mug only Dr. 90210 could love, but at least she no longer looks like she’s just come back from an extended stay at Hostel. I mean, you can actually see wrinkles! Wrinkles on Joan Van Ark! Imagine that. Now if she’ll just work at getting that dirty daddy long legs off her eyes.

Here’s more of this truly natural beauty at Fashion Votes last night.

Billy Ray Cyrus was on “Today” promoting Nashville Star and the stupid ass redneck would not take off his sunglasses. Maybe he had bloodshot eyes from drinking too much moonshine or a bitchy ass possum spit in his eyes while he was trying to strangle it for supper. It’s distracting!

Anyway, Meredith asked him about those Vanity Fair Miley slut pictures. He said he didn’t know they were going to strip her down and wrap her in a blanket. He wasn’t around when they took that picture. He said, “I was surprised when I saw it … but, hey, that’s life. Stuff happens.” He went on to say, “At least I have a sexy wallpaper picture for my puter!” Okay, he didn’t say that last part.

Billy said that when the pictures came out, he never complained because his father taught him that “the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks.” Hmm…I think his father was talking about Billy Ray’s hair. Just a thought.

And when asked about that creepy picture of him and Miley, he said, “That’s just a daddy who loves his daughter a whole lot.” Yeah, loves her a little too much.

The minute Tommy Girl sees this picture of Will Smith blowing him a kiss at the “HanCOCK”premiere in Paris last night, he’s going to pull down his Bugle Boy khakis and press his raisin hole up to the computer screen and rub until there’s no tomorrow. And that’s what Will wants since Tommy Girl couldn’t make his big premiere.

Charlize Theron is desperately trying not to breathe because Big Willy’s ball sweat breath is clogging up her nostrils. I’m expecting the Orbitz lady to pop in and say, “Have a dirty mouth? Clean it up!”

Here’s more of Big Willy, Charlize and Jason Bateman with his wifey last night.