While a bunch of gays and gayelles are getting married in California, two gays in Britain are getting a divorce! Little Britain’s Matt Lucas and his partner of 18 months, Kevin McGee, have split. I didn’t know Matt married the love child of Clay Gayken and Peter Pan!

The two were married in 2006 and threw a tacky ass wedding reception where Matt dressed as Aladdin and Kevin dressed as Prince Charming. Costumed reception? Yeah, it was doomed from the beginning.

Their lawyer issued this statement to The Mirror, “It is with sadness that Matt and Kevin announce that their relationship has come to an end…They ask the press to respect their privacy at this time and to exercise restraint in any reporting of this matter.”

On that note, Matt is reportedly worth somewhere between $20 million and $40 million. Damn! Kevin is going to be the richest gay elf in all the land!

Miley Cyrus will host the Teen Choice Awards. Hopefully, she’ll keep her clothes on – A Socialite’s Life

Katherine Heigl’s fat mouth may bring Isaiah Washington back to Grey’s – Celebitchy

Scary Spice’s beautiful lullaby to Eddie Murphy – I’m Not Obsessed

Ricki Lake is getting shit for raving about home birth – ICYDK

Jamie Lee Curtis loves the fuck word. Don’t we all? – Popbytes

Marky Mark needs to sit down – SOW

Askmen.com LIED!!!! – Mollygood

Diddy told Metro UK that he preserves the sexy by regularly waxing his nutsack. He said, “While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown. Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.”

Wait, he waxes his nuts and then splashes cologne on that shit?! His nuts must be dipped in bronze because that sounds as pleasant as getting finger banged by Edward Scissorhands.

And there’s nothing wrong with smooth nuts. Hairless balls means that no pubies will get stuck in your mouth during oral times. That’s a good thing.

Thanks Harmony

Nicole Richie needs to hit rewind and do this shit again. The make-up, the hair, the rag, the fugly ass purse….it’s making my eyes dry heave. Somewhere in Fort Myers, Florida, a room at the Howard Johnson is missing its matching drapes and bedspread. That shit wouldn’t even look hot on Endora from “Bewitched.”

And who did this to her face?! It’s like she handed her make-up artist a picture of Skeletor Anthony and said, “I want to look like this.” Dead fug.

Here’s Nicole at a Women in Film event last night. You know, because she’s been in sooooooo many films.

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves “made a baby,” but that isn’t stopping his pothead ass from partying like a drunken fool. Star Magazine has pictures of Mattey in San Juan Del Sur, Nicaragua on June 6th at the Iguana Bar. A source said he was hitting on and touching several women.

The source said, “He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.” You know he was roofied him.

Later in the night, Matt was found inside of a sewer ditch looking for his lost flip-flop. Um….he wasn’t looking for a flip-flop. He was going to bed. That sewer ditch was his hotel room for the night. That’s how Matt does it.

Matt denies that he was hitting on a bunch of skanks, but admitted that he was drunk, he said, “Absolutely. Nicaragua is a beautiful place, epic waves, the best surfing I have ever been on. And yes, I’m STILL looking for my left flip-flop. So if anyone finds it floating around down there (it has 6:22 stitched into the side), please send it my way. There is a reward.”

I think he’s still drunk. Scratch that. He’s always drunk. And what does 6:22 mean? Hmm…maybe it’s the one day of the year he actually takes a shower?

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Brit Brit Spears is boarding the Cheeto plane bound for Kentwood, LA this afternoon! UsWeekly reports that Brit is going back home to help Jamie Lynn give birth and she could stay for at least a month. When asked for comment, SPF and JJ replied, “GOOD MITTENS!”

Yesterday in court, The Commish postponed a July 31st conservatorship hearing because Brit will be on vacay and not available for meetings. They can’t do the meetings without her ass? She just sits there, blows bubbles in her Frapp and writes “Mrs. Brit Brit Jean Pitt” over and over again. I’m sure her presence is not needed.

The Commish also granted permission for Daddy Spears to sell her Studio City house. WAIT! Is this the community where Ed McMahon lives?! His realtor bitch said they had trouble selling his house because Brit Brit brings all the paps with her and potential buyers don’t like that shit. Hooray! Now Pepaw can sell his crib and be out of the red…..hopefully.

The hospital where Jamie Lynn gives birth better put some cameras in the delivery room. You know Brit Brit is going to bust in on an ATV and snatch the baby! Naw, old Brit would have done that. New Brit will just look at Jamie and the baby and say, “Dang! Thet baba is homely jest like yo ass! OK! Magazine won’t even give you halfa bag of pawk rinds fo pitchers of that oogly monster! Blimey!”