Xtina and her husband Jordan Bratman spent their Valentine’s Day at Disneyland. How romantic. I always find it strange when Disney takes pics of celebrities and release it. Anyway, Xtina is a huge Disneyland fan and so it’s not surprising she wanted to spend this special day there. I mean, what’s more romantic than $10 sodas and screaming kids? Jordy also looks hot in those red pants and yellow bow tie!
WHICH leotard-loving pop icon won’t be performing in Tokyo any time soon? Our tipster said she’s been banned from entering Japan “because she got caught with drugs” there. Madonna?!? WHICH funnyman musician wound down after his recent concert here by getting “stoned out of his mind” at his after-party? John Mayer? Which handsome Hollywood perennial has drifted into a boozy haze since the end of his gazillion-dollar franchise? The dashing dude is “always drunk” and has gotten so vague, he neglected to dump his old girlfriend before moving in with the new one, says an insider. Bruce Willis? Source, Source
Kim Kardashian is currently the star of a sex tape she made with Brandy’s brother, Ray J. Unfortunately, the released tape does not feature the scene we were all promised. The scene features Kim and Ray J enjoying a little golden showers. Ewww, you know she drinks that. Ironically enough, Kim has just signed on to star in a TV show about water sports. The show called Beyond the Break airs on the Noggin network. WTF is that?! The show about surfing shoots in Hawaii. Kim will star in 4 episodes. A source said, “They came to her. She didn’t even have to read for it.” Oh really? I’m sure she’ll be offered in a William Shakespeare play next. She’s that good. Meryl Streep better watch herself. It’s sad when you release your own tape for publicity and all you get is some surfing show on a cable channel nobody has heard of. Source
Bridget Moynahan announced this past weekend that she was 3-months pregnant with former boyfriend Tom Brady’s baby. Tom is currently “canoodling” with Gisele Buttface. Tom’s friend now think Bridget got pregnant on purpose. You think? A friend of Tom’s said, “Bridget didn’t even bother to tell him she was going to go public with this. She may have gotten pregnant on purpose. She is 36, wanted a baby, and Tom was dumping her. It’s a little suspicious.” A friend of Bridget’s said that’s totally ridic and that she told him she was pregnant in December, shortly after he started dating Gisele. I love when boring couples get ugly. Yeah, she might’ve gotten pregnant on purpose….but I guarantee you that caused at least one big fight between Tom and Gisele and that’s priceless. Source
Since shaving her head, Britney Spears has reportedly been seen out in a variety of wigs. She infamously wore this $2 Marilyn Monroe wig the other night and has been seen in a blue wig and another long, blonde wig. Her brown weave isn’t the only thing Britney wants to get rid of. OK! Magazine is reporting that she is selling the $7 million Beverly Hills mansion she bought only months ago. She is selling the crib, because SPF prefers their Malibu home. Britney also spent Saturday night sitting by herself at the Roxy in Hollywood. Brit and some friends apparently crashed a private party there, but she was in no mood to party. She sat by herself in a booth for 45-minutes before going to the Polo lounge. Britney isn’t getting love from her former BFF, Paris Hilton. A source close to Paris said, “Britney was the butt of everyone’s joke. All the girls kept saying how fugly she looked as a baldie.” Oh Britney! Go back to Louisiana and get yourself some help. Jesus, it ain’t hard. Where’s her mother anyway? I thought that ho was on her way to L.A. to pick her daughter up? Yeah, more like pick up a check. Source, Source Thanks Laura
Tyra Banks’ latest Sports Illustrated shoot takes a turn for the worse when the former supermodel learns the craft service table is out of HoHos. – SoapBoxHero