Beyonce needs some super-super-duper glue to hold that wig down!
KFed who? – USA Today
H&M doesn’t learn their lesson and gives Madonna another shot at designing a clothing line even though that track suit thing failed miserably – INO
Courtney Love realizes her chunk – Mollygood
The “Beast” from Beauty and the Beast molests a youngster! – Gawker
Fantasia hates on Jennifer Hudson – SOW
Us Weekly is reporting that Joel Madden is now dating Nicole Richie. Joel recently broke it off with another skinny bone jones, Hilary Duff. The two were spotted last week at Teddy’s in Hollywood. They were hugging and dancing and laughing…blah…blah..blah
They continued the next night when they were spotted with Joel’s brother, Benji Madden, and his girlfriend. The brothers double dated at the Polo Lounge in Los Angeles.
Hilary now Nicole? He has a small peen. Seriously, that’s what my two cents. He needs to get with chicks that make his wang look bigger. A small dick next to Hil and Nicole probably looks huge.
Dakota Fanning traveled to France to shoot this fairytale inspired spread in January’s Vanity Fair Magazine. The spready was shot by the weirdness that is Karl Lagerfeld. She played like several fairy princesses from Cinderella to Sleeping Beauty. I used to get freaked out by her and then I saw on her on like Regis & Kelly and homegirl is just a normal 11-year-old. I kind of like her now and hope she doesn’t start smoking crack next year and running dps and shit like her peers. That would be sad.
Oprah is not happy. She’s been left off the guest list for ANOTHER TomKat wedding. The two crazies are holding a special Wedding party this Saturday in Los Angeles for everyone that couldn’t make it to Italy. Oprah said that she understands why she wasn’t invited to Italy, because space was limited. Even though 500 guests were invited including JLo who really isn’t a TomKat friend.
A spokeswhore for the big O has confirmed that she hasn’t been invited to Saturday’s event either. Tom better watch himself, because he’s sooooo not going to be invited when Oprah finally marries Gayle.
Ugly Betty has some new hotness in their cast in Rebecca Romijn. She will play the mysterious veiled woman that has been working with Vanessa Williams’ character to take over Mode magazine. The character has already been on the show, but her face has been covered and her voice has been supplied by a different actress. She begins work on Monday and her first episode will air in February.
It is believed that the mysterious woman is Faye, the ex-editor of Mode who was said to be killed in an accident.
Meh. It’s just not the same that she’s no longer Rebecca Romijn Stamos. It took me so long to get used to that now that she’s Rebecca Romijn Lettuce again it’s just so difficult. That being said, I’d hit that…but only from the back.