Right Where They Belong!
Katie Price (the whorebag formerly known as Jordan) and Peter Andre’s CD of love songs has gone to the birds! The Sun found 40,000 copies of the CD covered in bird shit.
This is what these two homos deserves! They ruined some of our beloved classics! I mean, they covered “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart,” “I’ve Had The Time Of My Life” and “Islands in the Stream.” That is a gay crime!
The bitch that found this shit said, “I thought I’d stumbled on a stash of Coldplay’s new album ready for sending out, so I was gutted when I saw it was some rubbish Jordan and Peter Andre tried to get in the charts. Many of the CDs were covered in bird crap and had gone mouldy.”
Those birds should really get jobs as critics for Billboard. They know their shit!
Below is Katie and Peter singing “A Whole New World” live. Katie seriously has the voice of an angel……slowly being strangled.
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 18th!
Mini backpack, 7 bucks
White tights cut with razer blade, 3 bucks
Water bottle filled with gin, 10 bucks
Owning your inner fag, priceless. – Zomay
Runners-up:
What?!?! My Garanimals were in the laundry, bitches! – mtlmama
What a sticky web we weave when first we practice to tuck our peen into toddler briefs. – Madyago
Thanks Amy
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Kate Gosselin – The mother of twins and sextuplets. She’s also the star of Jon & Kate Plus 8. She’s not as sexy as Michelle Duggar, but comes in a close second.
For Gael
Birthday Sluts
Paula Abdul (46)
Hugh Dancy (33)
Zoe Saldana (30)
Mia Maestro (30)
Poppy Montgomery (36)
Robin Tunney (36)
Lara Spencer (39)
Sadie Frost (41)
Kathleen Turner (54)
Ann Wilson (58)
Phylicia Rashad (60)
Gena Rowlands (78)
They Didn’t Waste Any Time
22-year-old Charlotte Church is knocked up again! Charlotte barely popped out her first baby, Ruby Megan, last September. This will be her second kid with her hot man piece, Gavin Henson. The look on his face in the picture above is the same look he gave Char when he found out.
Char announced the glorious news on her website:
Here we go again!!!
Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson are delighted to announce that they are expecting another baby. The couple are thrilled, as are their immediate families. Meanwhile, Charlotte has confirmed that she will fulfill her commitment to Channel 4 to present the third series of The Charlotte Church Show in July and August of this year.
Homegirl didn’t even let the chocha have a moment to itself before she put it back to work. And you know her chichis and ass are going to explode…..again.
And since we’re on the rare subject of Charlotte Church, below is her amazing duet with Amy Wino. I’m sure I’ve posted this shit before, but it deserves an encore. This is how NOT to sing Jacko:
VIA People
Stuffed?
Becks will be in San Francisco tonight where he will show off several pictures from the new Emporio Armani panties campaign. Hmm….I’m thinking Becks had a little help in the dick department. That shit looks like a dill pickle.
It doesn’t matter. I’d still hit it. I’d take that dill pickle and shove it in his mouth, so that I won’t have to hear a girly peep from him. I mean, can you imagine hearing Minnie Mouse scream, “Take that dick!” Total buzzkill.
VIA Towleroad