Crack Kills

February 4, 2007 / Posted by:

Damn, those photographers get all up in there. Mischa Barton wore tights and still managed to let the cheeks spread. Thank doody that the photog didn’t get closer or we’d see her dirt star. I’m not about seeing Cisco Adler’s business all up in that nonsense.


Poor Bitch

February 4, 2007 / Posted by:

Looks like Britney Spears is planning to return the dress she wore to the Baby Phat show in NYC the other night. She can’t afford a dress from Wet Seal? I mean that’s where she bought that trash.


He Doesn’t Even Know What Football Is

February 4, 2007 / Posted by:

TomKat have landed in Miami for Super Bowl weekend. They were spotted last night at a concert given by Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez. Please, like his ass is into football. Although you know he loves seeing dudes in tights. He’s probably jacking it underneath that sateen suit.

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Birthday Sluts

February 4, 2007 / Posted by:

Alice Cooper (58)
Shandi Sullivan (24)
Gavin DeGraw (30)
Natalie Imbruglia (32)
Oscar De La Hoya (33)
Cam’ron (39)
Gabrielle Anwar (36)
Clint Black (45)
Dan Quayle (59)
George A. Romero (66)



February 3, 2007 / Posted by:

LORD DON’T TAKE ME NOW PLEASE!!! Ok, I’ve had enough. Mickey Rourke at Maxim’s Super Bowl party in Miami yesterday did it for me. Sometimes, it’s just not worth it. I really have to go now and pray to the Lord. Everything about this picture is darksided and I am dry heaving. Honestly, I’d rather stick a curling iron up my ass, turn it on and open it than hit that.

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