I know, two sad posts in a row and right before a holiday. I’m going to need to pick up an extra 12-pack tonight. Well, Larry Harmon, a longtime Bozo the Clown, died today of congestive heart failure at the age 83. His publicist said he passed away at home.

Larry wasn’t the original Bozo, but he believed the clown could become a major star, so he bought the licensing rights to the character. Eventually, he licensed Bozo out to dozens of TV stations.

His wifey of 29 years said, “He was the most optimistic man I ever met. He always saw a bright side; he always had something good to say about everybody. He was the love of my life.”

Larry is off to the Big Top in the sky! May he rest in peace……

Thanks Alicia

Christina Applegate’s boyfriend of 2 years, Lee Grivas, was found dead in his apartment on July 1st. The National Enquirer reports that the 26-year-old died from an apparent heroin overdose. An official cause of death has not been issued, of course.

A source said that Christina is “absolutely devastated over the sudden loss.” I’m sure that’s an understatement.

TMZ confirms the death and claims a neighbor found him.

The two met in 2006 while Christina was doing “Sweet Charity” on Broadway and still married to Johnathon Schaech. Christina and Lee broke up several times, because of his drug problems and she “couldn’t stand by and watch him ruin his life.” Lee was a fisherman, photographer and skateboarder.

Damn, he was young. Sadness.

Yesterday during day one of Christie Brinkley’s divorce trial against Peter Cook, we learned that he spends $3,000 a month on porn, has taken nudey pics of himself for swingers website and also gave his teenage mistress $300,000 to shut the fuck up. Day two was a little less dramatic, but Christie did manage to cry on the stand.

Christie broke down when she told the court the day she found out her husband was doing sexy sexy times with an 18-year-old girl. The day she found out, Christie was giving a speech at some high school graduation when a mystery dude tapped her on the shoulder. The man told her, “That husband of yours just won’t knock it off. He’s having an affair with my teenage daughter and that bastard won’t knock it off and I have to come to you.” Peter and her son Jack were standing right next to her. Oh snap! Why wasn’t there a reality crew filming this shit?!

Peter at first denied it, but later admitted it to her. He became so desperate to win Christie back that he threatened to off himself by driving in a tree. Oh please. Peter has probably done that before. You know he’s totally into getting off in car crashes.

During recess, Peter had this to say about Christie crying on the stand, “Shrek was more believable than that.” Huh? Shrek isn’t a true story?

Source: New York Post

29-year-old Stephanie Wilson decided to take her little baby and her other young child for a walk around their Utica, NY neighborhood on Tuesday evening. Everything was going well until Stephanie ran into one of her rivals. Stephanie and the other woman immediately began arguing over money. That’s when Stephanie reached into the stroller and pulled out a big knife! She also pulled out a sawed-off shotgun. This is some Quentin Tarantino shit!

The police were called. When they arrived and searched the stroller, they found the knife, the sawed-off shotgun AND two other knives and a box cutter razor. Don’t judge! This woman is protecting her family.

The cops didn’t see it that way and they arrested Stephanie and charged her with three counts of endangering the welfare of a child and one felony count of third-degree criminal possession of a weapon. Her children were turned over to CPS.

What the hell kind of stroller holds all that shit?! You know MiserAlba has already called Stephanie to ask her what brand of stroller she has and if it also comes equipped with a flame thrower.

Source

Thanks John

I apologize for this close-up, but I had to show you how naturally pretty skanks completely bust up their faces by asking their make-up artist for “The Xtina.“ Katie Price looks like she was gang banged by a make-up counter. This shit is only okay for drag queens from the 80s.

Katie, her 200lbs of make-up and her big gay husband had reason to celebrate today. A court in London awarded them an undisclosed amount of cash and a public apology from The News of the World. The tabloid published a story from their ex-nanny, Becky Gauld. The story labeled the two drag queens as bad parents.

Katie told reporters outside of court, “Pete and I love our kids and would do anything for them. We came here today to see that justice was done and that our names were cleared. Now that the paper has accepted the story wasn’t true, apologised to us, and paid us damages and our costs, we believe the record has been set straight and our names have been cleared.” How the hell can she open her mouth and speak those words with all that shit on her face!? I’m impressed.

They said half of the money would go to charity and the other half would go into a trust fund for their three kids. I’m guessing the charity is “The Pasty White People In Need Of A Fake Tan Foundation.”

Angelina Jolie wannabe and probably the worst hackstress on the planet, Megan Fox, has reportedly dumped Brian Austin Green. The 22-year-old dumbo called off their engagement, because she thinks she’s too young to get married. A source told Star Magazine, “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realizes she’s too young to marry him.”

Who cares if Long Dong David Silver spends his day at the unemployment office and probably begs Megan to lend him $20, he has a big dick! That counts for a lot. Rule #2 in the “How To Choose A Boyfriend” handbook is: MUST HAVE A BIG DICK. Rule #1 is: MUST BE RICH AS HELL. Wait…okay…Megan made the right choice.

It was time for Long Dong David Silver to move on anyway. He needs to Switch It Up: