Megan and Lily from Vh1’s “I Love Money” – Of course, Megan was also on “Rock of Love” and “Beauty and the Geek.”

Shelley Duvall (59)
D. Woods (25)
Michelle Kwan (28)
Troy Garity (35)
Cree Summer (39)
Jorja Fox (40)
Jim Gaffigan (42)
Mo Collins (33)
Vonda Shepard (45)
Jessica Hahn (49)
Bill Campbell (49)
Ringo Starr (68)

The Crackie of Camden is a straight-up whore! Amy Wino was spotted bar-hopping with some new dirty dude last night. Can you blame these dudes? They are obviously charmed by her sexy crabhive. Seriously, click on the first thumbnail below and you’ll see what I’m talking about. The carpet does match the drapes! Homegirl need to lift up her jeans and protect her crack bush. That’s what the suspenders are for!

Earler in the night, the Rage of Wino returned! Some fan was camped outside her apartment, waiting to get pictures of her. When Wino got home, she wasn’t in the mood and she attacked his ass by punching him in the jaw. Bitch missed her calling. She needs to quit the crack business and become an ultimate fighter.

Wino has been so angry lately. Someone really needs to spike the bitch’s crack with a little Valerian. It might calm her crazy ass down.

Nicole Richie got bitchie (I know, I had to) early this morning outside of the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. TMZ reports that Nicole and some other skeezer got into it at the valet stand around 1 this morning. Apparently, Nicole got so wild that security was called in to take her hood rat ass off hotel property. Awww…Nicole still has it! Sad Clown Baby hasn’t changed her.

The pictures of Nicole in the green dress and rhinestone belt on her head were taken inside the Hard Rock Hotel last night. She partied with her man, the rest of Good Charlotte and Carey Hart.

Bless Nicole’s midget heart for trying to get all rough and shit. That’s like when a chihuahua starts yapping at your ass thinking it’s tough shit. You just have to sigh and laugh a little on the inside. It’s endearing!

Here’s also some pictures of bad ass Nicole on the Fourth of July in Malibu with some dick bag in neon sunglasses.

Birthday: ?
Age: ?
Birth Name: Mia Michaels

Original Date of HS of the Day: July 5, 2008
Claim to Fame: Mia is a dance choreographer from Florida. She’s worked with Vadge, Celine Dion, Prince, the Cirque du Soleil sluts and many other whores.

Where is she now? Mia is currently a guest judge and choreographer on “So You Think You Can Dance?”

Why is she HS of the Week? Because bitch reminds me of my high school drama teacher. She’s pure emotion. Mia also claims to be strictly dickly….for now.

In this interview with Curve Magazine, she said, “I’ve always been with men. But I am also a very free spirit and I believe that who we fall for is more about the human spirit and not sexuality. I’ve been with men because that’s who I have connected to at this point in my life. But who’s to say? I have no idea what tomorrow will bring or who I’m going to meet. That’s just how I look at it.” Basically, she’s a straight gayelle aka a HoHan.

AND! Mia’s daddy was the original Marlboro Man!

If that isn’t a pussy in distress, I don’t know what it is. Pussy with “suicide face” is a sad sight to see! Anycrackie, The Sun takes us into the immaculate and stunning crack den of Dreamboat Doherty! I’m sure there was a bidding war with Elle Decor for these gorgeous photos. I especially love the blood-stained walls in his state-of-the-art kitchen. That was a cozy touch and I’m sure interior decorators everywhere are going to copy his style.

Dreamy’s bedroom is just as charming. I’m sure the whores on CSI would have a fucking field day with that bed. That bed will make even the toughest black light explode into a million pieces.

Don’t be jealous while going through the photos of Dreamy’s crack den. I’m sure it took a lot of crack smoking and heroin snorting for Dreamy’s den to look that filthy gorgeous. Also, don’t let Blaaaake see the picture of Dreamboat riding Amy Wino!!!