SHOCKING! LC and Jason Had Boring Sex

/ April 19, 2007
 
The sex tape allegedly made by LC and Jason of Laguna Beach is apparently real. REAL boring. A source told TMZ that a porn company withdrew their offer to buy the tape, because it sucks. The source called it  "vanilla" with "no hardcore sex."
 
SugarDVD said they pulled their $500,000 offer for other reasons. Sugar said, "We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, homosexual people and the police department."
 
They are talking about Jason. Sugar is also hoping other porn companies don't buy the tape.
 
I could've told you their shit was boring. Look at them. LC looks like she never had an orgasm in her life and Jason looks like he isn't capable of giving a broad an orgasm.
 
 
 
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Give it to Daddy, Part II

/ April 19, 2007
 
Nothing like a good panty show. Yeah, I'm acting like I've never seen panties before. Actually, not on a woman. I saw pink panties on myself last night, but that's for another show. Mischa Barton brought the goods last night in London. 
 
 
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Dick’ll Make You Slap Someone!

/ April 19, 2007

ALEXYSS TYLOR is the hottest woman on Earth! She has returned in a big way. You can now find her VAGINA POWER message everywhere on YouTube. Visit her official site for more information and join her MySpace! Her voice needs to be heard.

She’s hosting an interview session on her website tonight. Above is another hot video of Alexyss and her mother (yeah that’s her mother) stating the facts about woman that get Dickmatized. She’s right when she says “dick’ll make you slap someone!” If Alexyss started a church, I’d actually get my lazy ass out of bed on Sundays and worship!

Thanks Lakota

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Morning Wood

/ April 19, 2007
 
Speaking of Pete Doherty…. – ICYDK
 
The one leg exercise that will give you a big OCelebitchy
 
Brad Pitt's "Supergirl" story about Angelina was all a lie – Celebrity Nation
 
The Lohan/Knightley duet will not happen – Gabsmash
 
Britney Spears might be coming to a House of Blues near you – INO
 
Remember The Nelsons? – SOW
 
Ted Haggard takes his homo ass to Arizona – Towleroad
 
Save the seals!!!!!SAYOR
 
 
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