Snoop Dogg Gets Arrested Again

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Snoop Dogg found himself in handcuffs yet again in Sweden along with his 20-something female friend. The Swedes locked him up for suspected drug use. That shit ain’t legal there? Snoop was brought in at 1:25am and released four hours later.

A Swedish copper said, “He was arrested for use of narcotics. It’s illegal in Sweden to use them, even to have it in your system. You can see that a person indicates that he has used narcotics in looking at his eyes or his movements. (Police) suspected that he had taken drugs.”

DAMN! They don’t mess around there. Somebody text Petey Doherty to never even look in Sweden’s direction. Shit, don’t even drink Swiss Miss hot chocolate.

Snoop was due to perform a concert in Sweden, but of course didn’t make it. He was stopped in a car with a foreign woman who was not named.

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Paris and Nicky Hilton are Looking Beat!!!

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Okay, it’s actually Heatherette designer Richie Rich and Nicky Hilton in Miamilast night for his birthday, but I’m sure you believed me when I said it was Paris. BEAT!

Nicky belongs in the clearance section of a Russian mail-order bride catalog. She’s BUSTED!

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Formerly Obese Star Fucker Seeks Celebrity Ho

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

DJ AM is in search of another Hollywood starlet. After his engagement to Nicole Richie ended, friends of AM said that he was looking for another celebrity ho to keep his name in the papers. He soon started “canoodling” with Mandy Moore.

It looks like Mandy has been sent away, she kissed him and stopped him from shaking. He needs her today.

Sorry.

Don’t worry DJ Am will bounce back or he’ll eat himself out of the pain and get obese again.

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Cheese Ass

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Remember when Britney Spears went to that NYC night club and changed into a bikini given to her by a go-go dancer? Well, looks like a snapper caught Britney’s naked ass and is currently shopping around the pictures. The going price is said to be $150,000. WASTE OF MONEY!

To make matters worse, sources are saying that Britney was caught on video by the club’s security with two of the dancers and that tape could surface soon. The club denies that a tape featuring Brit exists.

A source said, “If that thing goes on the Internet, there’s going to be big trouble. It might be what they need to take [Spears’] kids away from her.”

I’m not sure what’s on that alleged video, but how is a bare ass going to get her kid’s taken away? Are the dancers doing lines off her bare ass? Ewww…don’t answer.

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