This is what bad lipo and drinking too many Jack & Jizz’s does to a belly (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Chestica Simpson looking like a low-priced call girl – Hollywood Tuna

Gayelle Mandy Rogers is topless and kissing Ellen – Egotastic!

Eva LongWHORIA and Tony Parker actually made it to their one-year anniversary – Popsugar

Chuck Bass is a little light in the loafers – Lainey Gossip

Prince Hot Ginge is truly a saint – Just Jared

Just Jack McFarland is kind of looking hot – Towleroad

Pammy Anderson hurt Chestica’s feelings – IDLYITW

George Clooney’s car embarrasses him – Hollywood Rag

I refuse to believe that Charlize Theron has had any work done – Cityrag

Bitches are trying to figure out why in botox hell did Nicky Kidman and her frosty-haired husband named their daughter Sunday Rose. You know, it’s not THAT bad. It sounds like a feminine hygiene product, but it could be worse. She could have named her God’isslove or Fifi Trixibelle.

One source told MSNBC that Keith Urban wrote a song called “Sunday” before their baby was born. Nicky loved the song so much and that’s how they came up with the name. The source said, “They really didn’t know she’d almost be born on Sunday.” But she wasn’t born on a Sunday. She was born on a fucking MONDAY! They could have at least named her “Day After Sunday.”

Another source thinks Nicky chose the name as a slap in the face to Tommy Girl and Scientology. “Nicole is a Catholic, and Sunday was an important religious day for her until she was involved in Scientology. She’s still bitter about her experience with Scientology and the fact her baby’s name could be perceived as one last jab doesn’t exactly upset her, ” said some source.

Oh snap! Tommy Girl is going to have the last cackle! You watch. He’s going to name his next robot baby “Icey Pillow” just to spite that bitch.

UPDATE: Nicky’s daddy told The Telegraph the true meaning behind botox pillow’s name, “There was a lady named Sunday Reed who was a prominent patron of the arts in Victoria. I have read a bit about Sunday Reed and her husband John – she was a key mover and shaker in the arts around the beginning of the century. The name Sunday struck me as being a nice name for a woman, so my wife and I mentioned it.” Those Kidmans! They are so fucking smart.

Sacha Baron Cohen’s tentatively titled movie,“Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt” isn’t out until next year and this shit is already getting tons of free publicity. Yesterday, I posted about how Sacha duped a former Mossad agent and a Palestinian smartie into debating the differences between Hamas and hummus. Well, Bruno has also tricked a bunch of rednecks from Arkansas.

Sacha and his pranksters put out a Craigslist ad and a flyer promising dollar beer, sexy chicks and cage fighting. Shit, I’m sold.

The producer’s held two events, one in Texarkana and the other in Fort Smith. The Forth Smith show drew around 1500 rednecks who had to sign releases. They were told they were being filmed for TV. You might be a redneck if you sign a release just so you can have $1 dollar. They were also told that no cameras or cell phones were allowed. HA! Like they have cell phones!

The good times quickly ended when the two cage fighters stripped down to their panties and started kissing. Rednecks don’t like no homersexuals! The Smoking Gun reports that the crowd started throwing chairs and beer at the stage. You know you’ve pissed off a redneck when he parts with his beer!

Seriously, this movie is going to be amazing. Below is the fake Craigslist ad used to reel in Brit Brit’s family members.

In this preview from this Sunday’s “The Two Coreys,” Corey Haim has a complete meltdown on the set of the direct-to-DVD masterpiece “Lost Boys 2.” Haim refuses to come out of his trailer for a close-up scene, because he really wants a cigarette. While Corey Feldman and his assistant talk about how Haim is completely fucking himself up, Haim makes his beautiful chola assistant Nelle fetch his bag. You can hear Haim snorting his life away in his trailer. This shit is sad and uncomfortable, but I think the trailer for Lost Boys 2 is sadder.

In case you missed it, here’s the LB2 trailer. TRASH!

VIA SOW

Eva Mendes really doesn’t like rehab jokes – Celebitchy

Scary Spice in leggings? Just. NO. – I’m Not Obsessed

Thank God. The Friends movie is not happening – ICYDK

Violet Affleck and Ruby Maguire have the same stylist – SOW

Rhys Ifans’ sad song about Sienna Miller – Holy Moly!

Big-tittied dyke on a bike – Pink is the New Blog

Is Usher crying for his mommy? – A Socialite’s Life

The filthy love between Kate Moss and Count Von Count aka Jamie Hince is ooooover. The Mirror reports that Jamie has been moving all of his fugly shit out of Kate’s house. A source said that the couple of over 10 months had a huge fight on Saturday.

The source said, “Jamie and Kate had a blazing argument in the early hours of Saturday morning. Kate made some comment about a girl who’d been hanging around Jamie and it deteriorated from there. Just hours later, Jamie was packing his things and moving stuff out of her house. By the afternoon, most of it had gone. Kate was expected to watch The Kills play in Kent that evening but she gave it a miss and went to watch the show High School Musical instead.” Ouch. High School Musical? If that’s not a wet dick slap to the face, I don’t know what is.

Count Von Count has been telling friends that the split isn’t permanent. He’s hoping to smoothe things over with Snagtooth.

I know Dreamboat Doherty isn’t good for Kate. I know he probably makes her snort coke through her vagina. I know he probably sprinkles heroin on her no-no hole, but they belong together. They are a match made in crackie heaven.