What in frosted ass hell is going on here?! Is that Jamie Lynn Spears or one of the long-lost Mandrell sisters?! Shit, I know they probably wanted to make her look like a mature, responsible parent, but bitch looks like a gum-chewing, middle-aged Piggly Wiggly cashier named Candy. Even Ali Lohan is saying, “That bitch looks old.”

Baby Maddie looks like…….a baby.

Jamie Lynn also did some long ass boring interview with OK! Click here to read that boring shit, but here’s a quote:

“We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I’ve worked one out with her, and we’re happy going about our little life. She’ll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I’ll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There’s no screaming and crying.”

She’s totally giving her Purple DRANK, isn’t she? I need to hit up Brit Brit for that recipe.

AND then he got arrested for slipping her a roofie! – El Bastardo

Runners-up:

The Police interrupted the filming of what was destined to be a porn classic: “Fiddle Her on the Roof” – TheVinylVillager

Broke ass Mile High Club. – The C Word

Source

Shane Ross – Marie aka Snobby Saleswoman #2 in Pretty Woman – Yesterday, I posted about this scene in PW where two cunty saleswomen give shade to Julia Roberts. I couldn’t find the scene, but Alisa found this shit for me. I always hated Marie, saleswoman #2. I mean, she’s the fucking saleswoman #2 and she’s still acting like a total bitch to Julia! Click here to see the clip of cunty Marie telling Julia “It’s veeery expensive.”

Thanks Alisa

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I’m offering up this close-up picture of Robot Call Girl, because I really need you to tell me that this skeezer is made of wax and artificial parts. Actually, scratch that. If this bitch was a real robot, she would have finished the job and nabbed George Clooney by getting knocked up or getting him drunk and marrying his ass. She is a failure!!!

Even though she sucks at gold digging, Sarah Larson is whoring herself out to magazines for interviews. Hello! took the bait and she did some “exclusive” interview with them. The word “exclusive” should be loosely used when it comes to that skank! I’m sorry, but I’m mad at her for not trapping The Clooney when she had the chance!

Sarah claims she’s still friends with George, “We still remain friends and have kept in touch. In fact, we spoke over the phone a couple of days ago.” George only called because he left his favorite dildo at her house.

The dumb bitch went on to say, “Most people know George has a great sense of humor and is an adept storyteller, but I will always miss his extraordinary dance moves.” Okay, she’s a robot. Humans do not talk like that.

Sarah ended by talking about all the offers coming her way, “I’ve had some amazing offers come in, including one modeling campaign that may bring me to England soon. I can’t talk about it yet because it’s not a done deal. I hope it happens because I’ve never been to England, and I’d love to spend some time there. If I do end up there, I could find a nice British boy. I’d be open to the idea. I hear they have a good sense of humor.”

Modeling opportunity in England?! Please. This dumb dumb has been responding to her spam e-mail again, hasn’t she? I’m surprised she also didn’t say that she’s in talks to help a Nigerian official move millions of dollars from his homeland and in return he’s going to give her 25%.

And “modeling opportunity” is call girl code for “an overnight orgy.”

A psychiatrist testified on day four of the Christie Brinkley/Peter Cook cock fight that Christie should be the one awarded full custody of their two kids. He went on to say that the bitch also needs therapy herself. Dr. Stephen Herman said, “She needs to start working on therapy issues relating to her parenting…maybe her choice of male figures…certain motivations that she had herself that can get her into trouble.” And she needs to stop getting married! Christie strikes me as one of those goody goody types that thinks just because a man blows a load in your face means you have to marry him. Negative!

Christie responded by saying she’s not a huge fan of therapy, but if Dr. Obvious thinks she needs help then she’s willing to give it a shot.

Dr. Obvious said that Peter Cook shouldn’t get full custody, because he’s made bad choices. He talked about Peter’s 35 sexual partners, $3,000 a month porn habit and his affair with that teenage slut. Dr. Obvious also said Peter is a self-absorbed egotist. That means small dick, doesn’t it?

When Christie took the stand said she would have never married porn-loving Peter if she knew about his drug arrest when he was in his 20s. She also admitted to taking a black marker (I hope it was a Sharpie) and blacking out Peter’s face in their wedding picture. She told the court, “I felt like he was an invisible man. Just his outfit remained, standing next to me, like an empty wedding outfit with no person with it. And that’s how I felt – the person that I knew and loved, I didn’t know where he went.”

Hold up, Peter Cook slept with only 35 bitches in his lifetime? Is that considered majorly slutty? I mean, would you be considered the sluttiest slut who ever slutted if you’ve slept with more than 35? Because if it is then I need to stop what I’m doing right now and check myself into the nearest monastery.

Oh and Christie is totally getting those kids.