We’re at the halfway point in determining who will dethrone international supermodel Phoebe Price as the “Hottest Babe of the Year.” June has brought us six possible Hot Sluts of the Month. We’ve got a straight gayelle, an iron vagina and the queen of chichis. Here are your choices:

Maxi Mounds – Model, demure beauty and owner of the biggest fake chichis in the world!!!
Miyavi – He-she Japanese rock star and fashion icon
Andrea Evans – The hottest bitch on daytime television
Kate Gosselin – Reality star, mother of 8 and runner-up to Michelle Duggar for having the saddest vagina in the country
Michael Ian Black – Funny person
Mia Michaels – Straight gayelle choreographer and reality show judge with an amazing last name

Voting is in the right sidebar. The winning slut will be announced on Friday. Happy voting!

Heidi Klum’s amateur oral skills. I mean, she doesn’t even deep throat! – Hollywood Tuna

Grace Jones is baaaaaack – Towleroad

JLo’s juicy ass in a bikini has returned – Egotastic!

Liv Tyler, please don’t turn around – IDLYITW

While Robot Call Girl blabs away, George Clooney is living the Lake Como life – Popsugar

John Mayer fucks groupies. Duh. – Lainey Gossip

Reese Witherspoon and her daughter are straight-up twins – Just Jared

Posh almost died in a plane crash!!! – A Socialite’s Life

Asshole Simpson owns the same dress in ten million different colors and patterns (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Beware of the Crazy Train – Cityrag

Kate Moss and Dreamboat are totally getting back together – Hollywood Rag

Lenny Kravitz somehow found himself in the middle of the A-Rod/Vadge drama after he invited Cynthia Rodriguez to Paris so that she could get away from all the attention. Shortly after that, rumors of Lenny and C-Rod doing sexy times together started to spread. A source told Page Six that when Lenny found out about the rumors, he “looked like he was going to throw up.” He was probably just picturing C-Rod’s buff bagina.

C-Rod’s trainer thinks Lenny’s manager (now ex-manager), Guy Oseary, is to blame. Oseary also manages Vadge and A-Rod.

About two weeks ago C-Rod’s trainer called Lenny to let him know that Oseary was planning to whore out the Vadge and A-Rod story to the media. Lenny immediately fired Oseary.

Now Lenny thinks that Oseary is the one who leaked the fake story of him cheating with C-Rod to the media as a payback for firing him. Are you still following this? Because I’m not. Anyway, a spokesbitch for Lenny confirmed that he fired Oseary as his manager two weeks ago.

This whole saga is turning into a really bad Jackie Collins novel without the glamour and champagne. We just need to get all of them on Jerry Springer already, because this shit is out of control.

Which striking female singer has fueled growing speculation about her sexuality by having the word “woman” suggestively tattooed in a rather intimate area? (Mirror)

Clay Gayken and his ass lips?

Which chummy-seeming reality-show hosts can’t stand each other off-camera? (Rush & Molloy)

The two gay tampons from What Not To Wear? Or the two blocks of cheese from Dancing with the Has-Beens?

WHICH autocratic fashion designer dropped out of sight for several months last year after a face-lift went wrong? The surgeon cut a nerve in his neck, and he needed rehabilitation to move his face properly. (Page Six)

Lagerfeld!!!?!

Which portly pop star got so hammered before a recent gig, he ended up slurring his way through songs? A bucket was also placed next to the stage? (Mirror)

Boy George?

Last month, David Lee Roth was speeding in Ontario, Canada when he was pulled over by the coppers. At first the cops didn’t recognize the “silk scarf wearing” driver as the one and only Lee Roth, but they did notice that he was having some kind of medical emergency. You see, he was having a major allergic reaction to nuts! That shit is really no joke, but if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R.

I’m allergic to shit like skrimps and melon, but being allergic to nuts is a whole different game. I knew this bitch that would break out into hives the size of Wonky McValtrex’s clit warts from even a little bit of nut dust touching her skin (off topic: I’m going to name my first perfumed powder line “Nut Dust”).

Luckily, the cops got his ass to the local hospital and all was ok in the world again. What in the world would we do without DLR? Let’s celebrate his recovery with one of my favorite videos of all-time:

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Foofy Foofy’s true love, Brigitte Nielsen, is getting a full body makeover on German TV. Viewers watched as Gitte got fat wet vacced from her thighs, her eyes botoxed and silicone drained from her chichis. In the next few episodes, Gitte will also get new teeth, a facelift, an eyelift, more botox and a titty lift.

44-year-old Gitte hopes that when it’s all sucked and lifted she will be able to pose for Playboy again. She said, “I know I will be breaking a taboo. But I’m sure that it will provoke a new discussion. It’s time things change. I feel 30 and want to look that way again.”

Why do whores always say they want to look 30 again. She’s never going to look 30 again. After she gets sucked and injected, she’s going to look like a 60-year-old plastic muppet. Not even one of those soft muppets, but a plastic muppet! That shit is never cute!

And Gitte needs to stop putting her business all over reality TV. What’s next? Getting her pussy tightened live on The View?

Source: Daily Mail VIA Celebitchy