Morning Wood

March 14, 2007 / Posted by:

Chestica Simpson wants to adopt since no fetus wants to be near her annoying ass – ICYDK

Is your baby gay? – Radar

Portia and Ellen plan to make it official in June – SOW

Xtina lands role in CSI: New York – CDL

Kate Moss pisses off Peta – Derek Hail

Don’t ask JT about Brit BritCelebitchy

Lane Garrison speaks – CW


Gaycrest’s Missed Opportunity

March 14, 2007 / Posted by:

Last night on “American Idol” Simon Cowell and Ryan Gaycrest had a little tiff that went down like this:

Gaycrest: “We have a question from Georgia. What do you consider the hardest part of this contest?”

Melinda Doolittle: “Wow. I would have to say the high heels and these dresses. I like my tennis shoes and my sweat pants. I’m sorry.”

Gaycrest: “Simon, any advice on the high heels?”

Cowell: “You should know, Ryan.”

Gaycrest: “Stay out of my closet, Simon.”

Cowell: “Well, come out.”

Gaycrest: “This is about the top twelve. Okay? Not your wishes…We’re friends.”

Oh well, Gaycrest had his chance!

VIA Towleroad

Demi Moore Might Be Pregnant

March 14, 2007 / Posted by:

Ashton Kutcher is holding a press conference for his new reality show ‘The Real Wedding Crashers’ and issued a statement to reporters telling them not to ask any personal questions. He issued this statement in response to rumors that Demi Moore is pregnant with their child.

Demi’s rep said, “If or when Demi is pregnant, she and her husband will decide if that extremely private information should be made public.”

She was in Las Vegas yesterday for ShoWest and covered herself up when posing with Kevin Costner and Dane Cook.

Please, she’s knocked up. Let’s hope her baby turns out better than her previous creations. Those are some fugly girls!



Angie to Take Her Baby Home This Week

March 14, 2007 / Posted by:

That was fast! A Vietnam official only recently said that Angelina Jolie will be able to take home her baby in a few weeks. Well, those few weeks have turned into just days. Angie is apparently in Vietnam now to pick-up her purchase. She is expected to take part in an adoption ceremony with her 3-year-old son and officials in Ho Chi Minh City. After the ceremony this morning, she will meet with other officials to get a passport for her kid.

Even though one official said that the adoption was sped up, because the boy is older…another official said it was sped up because of Angie’s fame.

She’s expected to take him back to the States later this week.

I wonder what they are going to name him? I’m thinking they might surprise us and do something normal like Brian or Christopher. Yeah right.



Cyclops Spice

March 14, 2007 / Posted by:

Scary Spice is 8-months pregnant and looking it. She was caught strolling around Beverly Hills yesterday. Beverly Hills?! Bitch looks like she just got up and is walking from her campsite to the public bathroom. Not a good look.



ScarJo May Soon Be Washing That Man Right Out of Her Hair

March 14, 2007 / Posted by:

Scarlett Johansson is at the top of the list to play Nellie Forbush in a Broadway revival of “South Pacific” at Lincoln Center. The classic Rodgers & Hammerstein musical is set to debut in 2008. Reese Witherspoon is apparently also in the running, but because of ScarJo’s interest in R&H musicals, she’s at the top of their list.

ScarJo was rumored to star in a revival of “The Sound of Music” in London for Andrew Lloyd Webber, but a deal was never reached. Auditions are currently underway and they are looking for a male opera star to play the male lead.

ScarJo has been confirmed to star in her third Woody Allen film. The film will begin shooting this Summer in Spain with Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem.

She’s also adding an album full of Tom Waits to her busy plate.

Homegirl is busy. I say skip Broadway and focus on the films. Ho can’t act and she probably can’t sing. She’s only in Woody Allen films, because he’s hypnotized by her lady lumps.


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