Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty in a New York court this morning for throwing her Blackberry at a maid during a fight last March. Naomi thought the poor stole her jeans, so she threw the electronic device at her ass. Naomi worked out a deal, so she won’t have to serve jail time.
She was sentenced to five days community service, two days of anger management courses, and was ordered to pay her ex-maid’s $362.32 medical bill.
Then Naomi will be free to beat down another poor ho! Ugh, I was really hoping she would go to jail. Can you imagine this woman in jail?
Popsugar has Ryan Gaycrest’s interview with Brangelina at last night’s GG’s. At first I thought Angelina Jolie was being a snob-assed-ho, but then I realized that she’s merely letting wifey have her time in the spotlight. It’s Brad Pitt’s night and she’s letting him have his moment.
It’s actually kind of hot when Ryan asks Angelina a stupid question and she kind of smirks at him. It’s a good thing I wasn’t on the other side of that mic or I would be on death row for smacking the hell out of that smug-ass Jolie!
Harvey Price has been in the hospital since New Year’s Eve after he was burned by hot water in his England home. The son of Jordan and stepson of Peter Andre got away from his mother and father, crawled into a bath tub and turned on the hot water, severely burning his leg.
It was confirmed that Harvey was released from the hospital this past Sunday and is currently recovering at home. His leg is heavily bandaged, but he’s going to be alright! Harvey’s father, Dwight Yorke, also spent time with him in the hospital.
My prayers worked! Harvey is going to live. All is well in the world. Now somebody call child protective services on that watermelon-tittied ho! Just kidding, we all make mistakes..and yes this mistake scarred her child for life, but whatevs!
Jennifer Aniston has agreed to reunite with Courtney Cox on the season finale of Dirt. Jen will play Tina Harrod, a rival editor of Cox’s character. The show will air March 27th and will be the first time the two shared screen time together since Friends ended in 2004.
Dirt is about a ruthless tabloid editor that will do anything to get the story.
A season finale? You mean to tell me this show is going to get a second season? Jennifer Aniston is going to play a bitchy, magazine editor? Ugh, they should’ve had her just play herself. She’s going to do that anyway. Let me know when Lisa Kudrow will make a stop in.
on award show dates:
“Even if I had a girlfriend, I’d still take mom. She’s cool and fun and she taught me how to act so it makes perfect sense that she’s there. And there’s something about parading a girlfriend around in front of the press that seems wrong. Some things have to be sacred.”
Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is currently seeing Girls Gone Wild douche, Joe Francis. Apparently, Joe wanted to fly Blohan on his private jet to his Mexican estate following her “appendix” surgery, but Lindsay opted to party in Los Angeles.
Doesn’t Blohan have the best taste in men? I mean at least when they shoot a sex tape, her co-star will know what he’s doing. Actually, I think Joe is kind of hot. Ugh, I’m just like Blo…I have the worst taste in douches.