Basically, Lindsay Blohan made out with Donna Karan earlier in the night and then showed her stretched out coochie later. Dumbass opened her ass for the world to see. Homegirl is NASTY and she needs to work on having that cellulite removed and getting her bagina tightened. Let’s start a fund and send dumbass some panties.Click here if you hate yourself.
Paris Hilton went home with Nachos last night and yes ho was drunk and yes ho was hungry for dick. She also didn’t seem to mind when her nasty-ass titty fell out of her dress. No matter what a Paris Hilton titty is like a dead potato. Click here to burn your eyes.
Ok not really, but WetforWentworth took a scene from “Prison Break” and slowed it down, so it looked like something erotic. I thought you Went freaks would enjoy it.
Lily Allen flashes her tits while looking wasted – Stereogum (NSFW)
Snoop Dogg is going to design a line of clothes for dogs. When asked to comments, dog everywhere said “Oh rell ro!” Sorry that was lame. I’m going away now. – UsWeekly
Tony Danza may soon be going to the land of has-beens: Broadway – SOW
Liza Minnelli hopes David Gest gets fucked by a kangaroo. I think he’d like that too much – Entertainmentwise
Heidi Fleiss has recruited a wife beater and rapist to work as a male hooker at her male brothel in Nevada. Heidi’s Stud Farm will welcome Mike when it opens its doors next year.
Heidi said, “I told him, ‘You’re going to be my big stallion.’ It’s every man’s fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson.”
Mike can’t wait to get into his new job and please a few ladies. Oh barf! He said, “I don’t care what any man says, it’s every man’s dream to please every woman – and get paid for it.”
Ok if you’re into a rape fantasies or getting banged by Mickey Mouse then this could work for you. I personally feel that they should have a therapist on staff to speak to the women that want to sleep with Mike before doing so, because those hoes must have serious issues. I don’t even want to think about it…ok I just did and I think my brains have fried for good.