Peach Head

/ May 9, 2007
 
A week ago David Beckham dipped his head in some Clorox and went bleach blonde. Needless to say, it was not a hot look. He told reporters that he wanted a change and that's why he bleached the hell out of his hair.
 
He said, "I think I've had the same haircut for two years now and I was getting slightly bored. You know it's part of something that I do." He means "my skank wife told me to do it and I have no balls, so I did it."
 
Well, bitch looks way better now. He looks like a peach head.
 
Source: Daily Mail
 
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Is Idol Over Yet?

/ May 9, 2007
 
Last week's losers, Phil and Chris, showed up to last night's Idol. I don't know why, it was horrendous. It was the "Bee Gees" night and I'm still trying to erase the memories. Melinda DoLots is losing her "something" and LaKiki is over it. My prediction is that Melinda and LaKiki will be in the bottom 2 with LaKiki out of there.
 
I thought for awhile that Melinda and Blake would be final 2. I'm now thinking it will be Jordin and Blake with Blakey taking the cake.
 
Phil probably scared a grip of little kids in that uniform. Nosferatu goes to the Navy!
 
You can visit Rickey to watch all the Idol performances, but don't bother. You do not want to see LaKiki singing "Staying Live."
 
 
 
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Afternoon Crumbs

/ May 9, 2007
 
Sean Stewart is an asshole – IDLYITW 
 
Petra Nemcova and the boob slip that almost was – Egotastic! 
 
Yet another British Alfie Mollygood 
 
Britney can't stay in one place – Popsugar 
 
Kiki hates the elderly – Just Jared 
 
Carmen Electra will teach you how to be sexy – Hollywood Tuna 
 
Penny Cruz drops her latest beard – ASL 
 
Chestica Simpson & Eva LongWHORIA play lesbos – Cityrag 
 
Kate Moss in a see-through dress – Drunken Stepfather 
 
Cameron Diaz is happy Paris is going to jail – Hollywood Rag 
 
Vintage dirrty XtinaThe Bastardly 
 
 
 
 
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Posh Needs to Pay Her Bills

/ May 9, 2007
 
Posh Beckham wasn't a happy shopper when three of her credit cards got denied at Abercrombie & Fitch at the Grove in Los Angeles. Posh was trying to be $12,000 worth of stuff! Is that even possible?! How many board shorts and badly made hoodies do you need?! Anyway, she flipped out at the cashier and told her it was her fault.
 
The National Enquirer reports that a witness said, “Victoria said there must be something wrong with the store’s computer and said she should go somewhere else to shop.” Her purchases went through after the 4th credit card. 
 
When Posh pulled up to the back to collect her purchases she made the employee load her crap twice! Apparently, she didn't like the way she "put the bags in the car" the first time.
 
I still can't get over that she dropped 12 grand on that trash! Is it gifts for her maids or something?  
 
 
 
 
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Naomi Campbell Loves to Sweep

/ May 9, 2007

 

Naomi Campbell kept a diary while performing community service and those entries have been published in the new issue of  W Magazine. The photos of her all dressed up going to work are also in the magazine.

Naomi said sweeping was one of her favorite chores. “I find solace in sweeping. I have no other responsibility. I have no phone. I have the time to think. Just have, you know, peace.” She should tell Paris Hilton about this, because methinks Paris and a broomstick will soon be bosom buddies.

Naomi also said, “Two of the people in the room have never been on a plane. They ask me what it’s like, and I’m embarrassed to tell them I was on seven planes the week before alone. It’s so interesting to get to know so many different sorts of people.”

Yeah right! You know that ho was like, "You've never been on a plane?! GHETTO! Pieces of trash! Get out of my sight!" 

Source: Fametastic   – Images: Style.com

 

 

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