What Did You Think of Madge on Oprah?

October 26, 2006 / Posted by:

I’m so sick of that damn accent! Madonna laid it on thick yesterday as she explained to Oprah the reasons for adopting a baby in Africa. We didn’t learn anything new. She went into great detail and it almost sounded rehearsed. She wanted to say the right thing and seemed nervous. She came off pretty intelligent and she almost won me over, but I couldn’t get her phoney ass accent out of my brains.

She feels that in attacking her and the adoption process, the media is discouraging other people from adopting children. She also said that she didn’t receive any special treatment and that everything goes slow in Africa. Later she did say that it is customary to live in Africa for 18 months during the adoption process, but they allowed her to return to London with David instead.

The “Borderline” Madonna was so much more fun. Oprah’s eyelashes creep me out. Lastly, David Banda is a doll.

It’s a Small World After All!

October 26, 2006 / Posted by:

Angelina Jolie is currently in India filming “A Mighty Hard-On” with Brad Pitt and company. She’s grown to love India so much that she’s looking to buy a very special memento; a baby! Yup, bitch is looking to add yet another flavor to her harem.

A source said, “They hope to be able to bring the child home by Christmas. Brad would prefer a boy no older than 18 months to even out the sexes but Angie has told him she can’t guarantee she won’t fall in love with a little girl. Whichever they end up with, they’d like to name the child India to honor its homeland”

The pair have apparently window shopped in a few orphanages last week. Angelina has said in the past that she would love one big multi-cultural family.

Maddox is still the OG and has no reason to worry. I’m sure he’s kicking ass and taking names.


Blohan’s Scared of Being a Dyke

October 26, 2006 / Posted by:

Lindsay Blohan will have to use a British accent in her next film, “A Woman of No Importance.” She stars alongside Keira Knightley and begins shooting in London next spring.

She said, “I’m going to London in the spring to make a movie with KEIRA KNIGHTLEY. It’s a period piece and my character has a British accent. But it’s crazy. If I hang out with a British person for an hour or so, I start talking just like them. I can pick up accents pretty well. But I don’t want to be remembered like Van Dyke.”

She can pick up accents well? What the hell is she talking about? The only accent she can do well is moron. I can’t wait for this shit, because it’s going to be so good. Her accent is going to be worse than Julia Roberts’ in “Mary Reilly”.

Oh and these pics are from the Xbox party last night. She totally took these two after the party.

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Everyone’s Talking About KFed

October 26, 2006 / Posted by:

Blohan & KFed at the XBox “Gears of War” launch party in L.A. on 10/25/06

KFed is a legend in his own mind. Entertainment Weekly conducted a “personality test” with KFed for their most recent issue. I’m not sure how you conduct such a test on someone who doesn’t have a personality in the first place. Anyway, he arrogantly told the magazine that he’s the, “most talked-about [person] of anyone over the last couple of years.”

Um…he’s sort of right but sort of. Sure, people are talking about him but not for the right reasons. He understands that, but thinks he’s getting a bum rap. “If you want to hate me, cool, hate me. You know why? Because all it’s going to do is help me.”

He goes on to boast that he’s really proud of himself and that he’s the most underrated celebrity in the World. This bitch needs to lay off the chronic. Is that shit laced with crazy dust, because it’s playing tricks on his mind.

He did say something that for some reason sums up his entire existence:

“I used to be embarrassed to go to the store and buy tampons, but that’s all past tense,”

Yup, that pretty much sums up the KFed.

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Parasite Can’t Dance

October 26, 2006 / Posted by:

Parasite Hilton was in Spain last week and tried to look sexy for the locals. Bitch is not sexy. Obese, Tijuana hookers are sexier than this trash and cleaner. Club and hotel owners are also getting sick of this mess. Bungalow 8 and The Bryant Park Hotel in NYC have both denied her of entrance, because they are trying to do something different. Yeah, letting disease free people in. Add the Tower Bar in Los Angeles to that list. Esquire held a party there this past weekend and Paris was told not to show, because the bar doesn’t want to associate themselves with trash.

Let the Parasite ban begin!

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