Birthday Sluts

February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

Ashton Kutcher (29)
Tina Majorino (22)
Chris Rock (42)
Jason Gedrick (42)
Garth Brooks (45)
Eddie Izzard (45)
James Spader (47)


Naked Sundays for Xtina

February 6, 2007 / Posted by:

Xtina tells Ellen Degeneres, in an episode that airs tomorrow, how she keeps her marriage to Jordan Ratman…I mean Bratman…alive. The newlyweds of one-year have something called naked Sundays.

She said, “A big whole year, we just celebrated our first anniversary and on Sundays we just do everything in the house and we’re just cozy and laid back, we don’t need to go anywhere we’re just with each other and have naked Sundays. We do everything naked. We cook naked.”

Cook naked? I’m all for romance, but I’m also all for not having pubes in my sketti. Unless they are both fans of the NADS, I’m not into that. Hell no. The only time I want to be pulling pubes out of my teefs is when I’m working the skin sausage if I ain’t being too subtle.



They’re Kind of Caricatures of Themselves

February 6, 2007 / Posted by:

Posh & Becks landed in Nice yesterday for a little holiday. Posh is taking time out from the stressful tasks of shopping and buying a house in Los Angeles in order for a little r&r with her hubby. The two own a house there, but opted to stay at Elton John’s pad instead.

It’s so hard being Posh that she needs a holiday often. Poor thing.


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Single Kylie Comes Out

February 6, 2007 / Posted by:

Kylie Minogue stepped out for an Kylie: The Exhibition in London this evening. I’m not sure what kind of exhibit that is, but ok. Kylie stepped out a single ho since she’s split up with Olivier Martinez. I’m not really a fan of Kylie since I think of “Locomotion” everytime I look at her, but she looks good here.

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Charlize Theron Sued

February 6, 2007 / Posted by:

Swiss watchmaker Raymond Weil has sued the hotness that is Charlize Theron, because allegedly she broke their contract. The watchmaker says that Charlize broke their contract by not wearing only their brand of watches when out in public. The lawsuit was filed in New York City court today.

Charlize signed to be their spokesbitch in 2005. She also whores herself out for Dior. Reps for both Weil and Charlize have not commented.

Can you blame her? That shit is ugly. She’s kind of dumb for agreeing to that though. She probably smoke too much weed and totally forgot.



Afternoon Crumbs

February 6, 2007 / Posted by:

That crazy astronaut bitch is amazing…. – ABC News

ScarJo will eff anyone, seriously – ASL

Anne Hathaway talks about being a depressed anorexic – Egotastic!

Michelle Williams is really grouchy for being newly married – Popsugar

Is Paris now boning Joel Moore? – IDLYITW

Nicole Richie and Sophie Monk hold hands – Hollywood Rag

Kelly Clarkson is fug in the face – Just Jared

Petflix!!! – Cityrag

Avril Lavigne is the new Hilary DuffHollywood Tuna

Donald Trump has no sense of humor – BWE

Give Kid Rock a break – Mollygood


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