The “Who Cares?” News

December 12, 2006 / Posted by:

Tori Spelling is having a baby boy – too bad it’s going to be fug – ICYDK

Jessica Simspon can’t remember her lines, because she has jizz in the brains – SOW

SHOCKER! Jenna Jameson wants to be legally separated from the man she hasn’t been with in months – Starfruit

Paris insists she’s not eating Brit Brit’s beef curtains – Celebrity Warship

A diva Tenor walks offstage from La Scala after being booed – Globe & Mail


The Worst Artists in Music History

December 12, 2006 / Posted by:

Blender Magazine has named Insane Clown Posse as the worst artists ever in music history. The music mag named the worst 50.

Here are some notables:

#3 – Michael Bolton – WHA?! He makes beautiful music!
#5 – Starship – Um…”Built This City” is a masterpiece!
#6 – Kansas – WTF? “Dust in the Wind” is a true inspiration!
#8 – Vanilla Ice – Ok, I agree.
#10 – Air Supply – “All Out of Love” is the theme song to my life!
#11 – Latoya Jackson – Crimey!!!!
#26 – Celine Dion – This must be a mistake!!!!
#27 – Color Me Badd – HEH?! Has Blender lost it? CMB are classic.

Visit Blender to see the entire list. It’s kind of sad that half of these artists are probably on my Top 50 BEST list.


Lights. Flash. Glamour. Love It. Hollywood. CZJ.

December 12, 2006 / Posted by:

Catherine Zeta-Jones loves it as she exits The Ivy in Los Angeles two days ago. Look at her, she loves that camera and is stopping to let the paparazzi get every angle of her. I kind of love her. Dumbass thinks she’s like old Hollywood, OLD being right. If she wanted to be Hollywood’s sex kitten, she should’ve rethunk those Krissy Snow wedges.

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Lindsay Lohan Hasn’t Had a Drink in a Week

December 12, 2006 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan told People Magazine that she just came from an AA meeting as she arrived late to a Christmas party at Hyde in L.A. She said that she’s been in AA for nearly a year and said “Well it’s no one’s business. That’s why it’s anonymous!” Um…so why did she announce then?

She said, “I haven’t had a drink in seven days. Or anything. I’m not even legal to, so why would I? I don’t drink when I go to clubs. I drink with my friends at home, but there’s no need to. I feel better not drinking. It’s more fun. I have Red Bull.”

She failed to mention that she probably crushes oxycontin and drops it into her Red Bull for an extra kick. I’m all for this ho getting help, but let’s be honest…..she’s still getting high. She needs to be locked away to detox.

The pic above is from this past weekend’s KROQ Acoustic Christmas in Los Angeles. She’s posing with Pete Wentz who is too fat to wear that fug shirt. Actually, nobody should wear that fug shirt. I think he stole it from Brit Brit.

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WTF: Surveillance Photos of Richie on the Highway

December 12, 2006 / Posted by:


I was waiting for some kind of surveillance photos of Nicole Richie getting arrested on the highway and here’s some grainy ones. Personally, I was hoping for that in-dash video crap you see on Cops. Anyway, Nicole Richie was arrested for being a dumb ass and driving on the wrong side of the freeway. Don’t even try and front, we’ve all done it. I’ve gotten on the wrong onramp completely sober! I have mashed taters for brains, though.

Not eating rots your brains!

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