High Fidelity the Musical opened on December 7th on Broadway and it will close the 17th after only 14 performances. This basically makes it a HUGE flop! The musical was based on the novel by Nick Hornby. A film starring John Cusack and Catherine Zeta-Jones was made a few years ago.
High Fidelity starred Will Chase and Jenn Colella in the frisky rock-and-pop-driven tale of a Brooklyn record store owner who can’t get his love life together.
The show opened to all negative reviews and wasn’t able to sell seats. The musical has will apparently lose all of its $10 million investment.
Hopefully, this will send a message to producers that you can’t just turn any popular movie into a rock musical.
When JLo, Marc Anthony and Jim Carrey all showed up to the TomKat wedding in Italy, everyone wondered what on Earth these fools were doing there? Everyone assumed that they all met through the CAA agency, but apparently Scientology has a lot to do with it.
Jim Carrey is apparently beginning courses and JLo is already using phrases and speaking to others about the strange cult. Reps for both deny that this is going on. Skeletor aka Marc Anthony is said to be wary, because he’s a devout Catholic and believes in God NOT E.T.
JLo may be seeking Scientology help, because she can’t get pregnant.
Pfft! Scientology can have them! They belong with the crazies anyway. I just don’t understand how they can throw their money away like that. Don’t you have to give like 20% of your income or some crap? Eff that! I can buy an E.T. doll for $5.99 and worship to that for free!
Nicole Richie finally gets rid of the massive tapeworm keeping her thin. The tapeworm keeping her retarded, however, is still at large. – Moonlite
Kim Jung EWWWWWWWW!! – Butta
Jamie Foxx (39)
Nellie McKay (22)
Amy Lee (25)
Debbie Matenopolous (32)
Steve Buscemi (49)
Wendie Malick (56)
Ted Nugent (58)
Christopher Plummer (77)
Dick Van Dyke (81)
Teri Snatchers: Um…well…err…why..ok..um…her eyeshadow is sparkly!