Tom Lost His Lovin’ Feeling While Guests Lost Their Appetite

November 21, 2006 / Posted by:

Tom Cruise apparently sang along to his bride, Katie Holmes, when “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling” came on during their wedding reception. This little moment was taken from Tom’s movie “Top Gun.” Yeah, he’s original.

Leah Remini (who is a Scientologist) said, “Katie was completely touched. She was laughing along, loving him and really enjoying it.”

They probably rehearsed this a million times and these photos make me want to hurl. He seriously needs new hair.


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David Blaine’s Latest Stunt Began Today

November 21, 2006 / Posted by:

David Blaine was put into a spinning gyroscope today in Times Square in NYC. They will shackle his arms and hands in on Thursday and then he will have until Friday to make his escape. If he makes it then 100 needy children will get a $500 spree from Target. The gyroscope will spin David around 24-hours a day.

He said, “This is more difficult than anything I’ve ever done,” Blaine said before he was loaded into the gyroscope, which was then hoisted 40 feet into the air. I’ve not tested it much. I will be learning how to do this as I’m doing it.”

Please, this is fake. Like there’s a chance he won’t do it and screw 100 kids over? That being said, I’d still hit it. I’m sure the wang isn’t working well with all the stress he puts it through.



Meet David Fearn

November 21, 2006 / Posted by:

I don’t have a picture of David Fearn, but you’ll know why I chose this pic when I tell you his tale. David has changed his name to the longest name in UK history. What did he change it to?

James Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunder-ball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live And Let Die The Man With The Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View To A Kill The Living Daylights Licence To Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow ‘ Never Dies The World Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond

That’s his entire name. The 23-year-old will also answer to the name “Inbred Tool.” Source
Thanks LA

Afternoon Crumbs

November 21, 2006 / Posted by:

Looking wasted again – Mollygood

Ashlee Simpson: still fug – Popsugar

Borat’s getting hitched – UsWeekly

Xtina in Hungary’s Glamour…lol – Popbytes

Everyday is a ScarJo boob day – Egotastic!

In case you missed Britney’s new BFF – IDLYITW

Jay-Z does 7 concerts in one day – Hollywood Rag

JLo’s diva ways at the TomKat wedding – Just Jared

The Tommy Lee fashion line is truly hideous – A Socialite’s Life

Kids really want Jessica Alba as a sub teacher – Hollywood Tuna

Carrot Top’s face wreck – Cityrag


No Britney Sex Tape?!?

November 21, 2006 / Posted by:

My dreams are shattered! Ok, not really. TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears and KFed will make a joint statement declaring that a tape of them doing the deed does not exist.

Their reps (who is his rep? JJ?) both claim there is no tape and one was never made.

Ugh, I was going to use that tape to curb my appetite and lost a few pounds! Now I’ll just have to watch the Anna Nicole Smith c-section video over and over again.

This Movie Must Be Shit!

November 21, 2006 / Posted by:

Sienna Miller, Guy Pearce and Jimmy Fallon reshot scenes from “Factory Girl” in NYC yesterday. Apparently, this is the second round of reshoots. The film is due to be released next month. This must suck so hard if they are doing reshoots a month before opening?

They look like tools. Sienna Miller’s eyebrows were done with a sharpie, that’s how low-rent this thing is!

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