Is Paris Getting Her Wonk-Eye Fixed?

January 19, 2007 / Posted by:

It was reported that Paris Hilton and her sister, Nicky Hilton, recently visited a plastic surgery center in Beverly Hills to get a consultation for her wonk eye. Sources say that Paris insists on wearing colored contact lenses to make her brown eyes blue and the lenses are making her wonk eye worse.

A source said, “She wanted to fix her drooping left eyelid. Her eyes have been drying out lately. She is ignoring doctors’ orders not to wear her tinted contacts.” Her reps hasn’t heard of any kind of medical procedure she’s considering on her eyes.

Well, she can save a bundle by visiting the Michael K Plastic Surgery Center. I’ll fix it up quick by punching the other eye so it matches! Voila and I’d do it for free!


White Oprah’s Perfect Opportunity!

January 19, 2007 / Posted by:

Dina Lohan aka White Oprah is using her daughter’s unfortunate situation to get a little media attention! Dina has been doing the rounds talking to anybody who will listen. Below is a video of Dina on “The Insider” comparing the media to “Mean Girls” and talking about herself as usual. She also stragely enough talks about Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. Shouldn’t she be comforting her younger daughter instead of with reporters? She’s so shopping around a Lifetime movie of this.

Above is a pic from Flynet Online of Lindsay checking her ass into Wonderland.

Thanks Joshua


The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner for January 18th!!!

January 19, 2007 / Posted by:

holy mash potatoes with hair in it!!!! – krazyfreak


Letting go of Heather Locklear has not been easy for David Spade. – flossyb

Joel Madden’s view when he’s hitting Richie from the back. – mofolissa

Feeling rejected after the sharks all raised thier heads above the water and laughed at her – the hoople

Thanks Jen

Birthday Sluts: Happy Birthday Dolly!!!

January 19, 2007 / Posted by:

Dolly Parton (61)
Jodi Sweetin (26)
Coral Smith (28)
Drea de Matteo (35)
Shawn Wayans (36)
Cindy Sherman (53)
Katey Segal (53)
Robert Palmer (58)
Paula Deen (60)
Shelley Fabares (63)
Michael Crawford (65)
Tippi Hedren (76)
Jean Stapleton (84)


Isaiah Washington Apologizes

January 18, 2007 / Posted by:

Grey’s Anatomy star Isaiah Washington has issued an apology for using the word “faggot” in the press room during the Golden Globes. The statement reads:

“I apologize to T.R., my colleagues, the fans of the show and especially the lesbian and gay community for using a word that is unacceptable in any context or circumstance. By repeating the word Monday night, I marred what should have been a perfect night for everyone who works on Grey’s Anatomy. I can neither defend nor explain my behavior. I can also no longer deny to myself that there are issues I obviously need to examine within my own soul, and I’ve asked for help.

I know the power of words, especially those that demean. I realize that by using one filled with disrespect I have hurt more than T.R. and my colleagues. With one word, I’ve hurt everyone who has struggled for the respect so many of us take for granted. I welcome the chance to meet with leaders of the gay and lesbian community to apologize in person and to talk about what I can do to heal the wounds I’ve opened.

T.R.’s courage throughout this entire episode speaks to his tremendous character. I hold his talent, and T.R. as a person, in high esteem. I know a mere apology will not end this, and I intend to let my future actions prove my sincerity.”

His apology comes after ABC issued a statement saying that they were going to deal with Isaiah using the slur twice in four months. GLAAD also demanded an apology.

Well, he’s apologizing because he was going to lose his job. Let’s be real. I bet you didn’t even write that, just signed his name. That being said, at least he’s apologizing and hopefully will learn to keep his mouth shut.


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