ScarJo hosted SNL this past weekend with musical guest Bjork. I almost watched it, just in case that Icelandic crazy lost her shit. SNL is too boring and too painful to watch. I heard ScarJo was sort of funny and her breasts turned it out.
Here she is arriving at the after-party looking like she's going to beat some ass. That being said, she dresses like a 45-year-old secretary. The kind that "almost made it in Hollywood" when she was younger. The kind that gives the boss blowjobs at lunchtime. Still hot.
Spider-Man 3 will be a huge hit when it opens on May 4th. There's no doubt about that. The last film grossed over $1 billion worldwide. Radar is reporting that the movie cost a mind-boggling $500 million to put together including production costs and marketing. Insiders say production alone cost $350 million.
A rep from Sony says it only cost $270 million. Only?! Producer Laura Ziskin said, "I refuse to say the [real] number because it makes me choke. 'Spider-Man 3' was a super-expensive movie – the most expensive film we've ever made. But there's no way you can get to $300 million."
I'm sure making Kiki Dunst look halfway decent cost at least $80 million.
Kim Basinger has reportedly hired a bodyguard to protect her 11-year-old daughter, Ireland, from crazy ass Alec Baldwin.
I don't know the situation, but is that even necessary. I'm sure Alec isn't going to beat down his daughter with the world staring at his ass. Kim is pretty insane herself.
Ireland is huge! I was picturing this small, little thing. She's totally going to get a modeling contract out of this.
All hail the Princess of Xenu!!!! TomKat and Suri attended the one-year Birthday party of Brooke Shields' daughter Grier this past weekend.
I love Suri even though she has alien face, but doesn't she look a wee bit older than 1? I don't know kids, but she could pass for 2 easily. Scandal!
It's also weird that Tom and Brooke are suddently bffs after he bitched her ass out a while ago. Keeping your enemies closer I guess.