Last night on “Brooke Knows Shit Best,” Brooke interviewed potential roommates and one of them asked her who she was voting for in the presidential election. This is what she said, “You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?”

No, Brooke. I don’t know. The reason why you’re such an emotional wreck is because of al the male hormones and roids you take. The fact that you’re a Hogan doesn’t help. Not all women are like that. It’s just your fucked up family. And you couldn’t run a country because you have shit for brains not because you’re a woman. Wait, I take that back. Being President has nothing to do with being smart. Look at Dubya.

This is also reason #4,578 on why all the Hogans should not be allowed to breed anymore.

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Fuggie Fug in a denim diaper. How fitting – Hollywood Tuna

It’s Halle Berry’s baby! Well, the back of her head anyway – Popsugar

Ashley Dupre’s reverse tramp stamp is fugly – Egotastic!

Christina Milian’s tramp stamp is fugly (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Rosario Dawson washing herself off with some garden hose – IDLYITW

Fishsticks and Vadge take the kids for a walk – Just Jared

The Watchmen trailer is here – Cityrag

Shirtless Becks – Why not? – Lainey Gossip

Is there a Project Runway gay romance? – Towleroad

Ashton Kutcher can’t remember his own wedding anniversary – Hollywood Rag

Female bodybuilder porn alert (NSFW)! According to the Daily Star (I know, I know), some dude is trying to sell a sex tape starring Vadge and A-Rod. The man claims he set up a hidden camera in an apartment Vadge and A-Rod used for their secret afternoon sexy times.

The dude wrote several media outlets asking for a ton of cash for the tape. He said it was shot two months ago in an apartment belonging to one of Vadge’s Kabbalah friends. The dude found out Vadge and A-Rod were licking each other’s muscle holes in the apartment, so he set up a camera.

One legal bitch said the dude could face prosecution for voyeurism and burglary because he didn’t have permission to set up the camera and he videotaped Vadge and A-Rod without them knowing.

SICK! That shit would be like watching two pit bulls fighting over a greasy neck bone. I really don’t think Vadge and A-Rod ever fucked. Besides, doing sex with Vadge is dangerous. Bitch could rip off a dick during a handjob. That’s probably what happened to Guy Ritchie.

Vadge and A-Rod don’t need to have sex to bust a nut. They bust one during their weekly arm-wrestling competitions.

Naw, she’s more like a check cashing place. Actually, she’s more like a Fila shoebox stuffed with a bunch of $1 bills. Anyway, Brit Brit has reportedly recorded a song called “ATM” about all her family members. Wait, maybe it’s not about a cash machine. Maybe she’s singing about “Ass to Mouth.” I know she really loves Cheetos, but enough to eat the caca-covered Cheetos bits off a – No, I need to stop. Not today.

According to the Mirror, the lyrics for “AMT” go: “Hey Mama, I know it’s my cash you seek. You know they treat me like an ATM, but y’all know that I’m too good for ‘em.” Did MC Scat Kat write that shit?

Brit Brit not only targets her family, but apparently she wrote a song about Justin Timberlake called “Already Bad.” The lyrics go, “I know you thought you were the first, but I had already quenched my thirst, I was already bad.” Yup, confirmed. Scat Kat is writing Brit Brit’s next album.

Lance Bass is the gay Sienna Miller because he’s doing fuckey fuckey times with a married man! Homewrecking slut! Well, not really. Lance’s new piece, personal trainer Sebastian Leal, reportedly married Jessica Gannon 9 years ago and never divorced even though they broke up 3 years ago. Sebastian was raised in Brazil and Jessica is an American. Green card marriage! My favorite.

Jessica told Page Six that they split due to “irreconcilable differences.” The differences being that they both like dick. Jessica went on to say, “We continue to love each other. He was, is and always will be my best friend.” Blah…blah… Whatever you say Andie McDowell.

And somebody needs to tell Lance and Sebastian to please keep the fisting action behind closed doors.

OMG! Call the Dog Whisperer! Henry the dog thinks it’s Thanksgiving and he’s about to devour one of the chicken cutlets belonging to international supermodel Phoebe Price! She doesn’t know it because she’s blinded by the cameras! Seriously, put a camera in front of her and World War III could be going on behind her and she wouldn’t know it. Thankfully, Henry didn’t go through with it. He was probably blinded by the stunning freckle fireworks show happening on her arms and chest.

PP was enjoying a lovely Sunday in Malibu when she decided to give an impromptu Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot for the paps…..in the middle of a parking lot. Hey! You see a parking lot, she sees a tropical paradise. She is a true professional! And don’t even tell me you see cellulite. PP is as perfect as a gleaming porcelain toilet bowl!