Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn announced yesterday that they are not together anymore. Their spokeswhores claim they broke-up a few weeks ago. Star Magazine is reporting that they did not break-up before Thanksgiving. Apparently, Jennifer begged Vince to fly from London (where he was shooting) to Los Angeles to spend the holiday with her. Vince shrugged her off and instead flew to Budapest where he met 20-year-old Laura Mallory Lane.
Laura is a junior at Trinity University in San Antonio, TX. Laura sent an e-mail to her friends saying she met Vince at a restaurant where he was dining. After dinner they had cocktails and then went back to Vince’s hotel room where they did the deed.
Jen apparently only found out a little while ago and this is the main reason for the split.
Hmm…this whole thing just doesn’t seem that big of a deal. Methinks the two might have never been together and now that the Break-Up DVD is out, their work is done! Jen is free to be miserable on the beach with her dogs and Vince is free to get fatter and greasier! I think the whole thing from beginning to end might have been one huge pr stunt!
Parasite Hilton has confessed that she wants to have children. She said that hanging out with Britney Spears put the maternal instinct in her. I don’t think there’s room for anything maternal in that skank’s body.
She said, “It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.”
She looks after her animals?! Does she mean the crabs living in her twat, because ho does not take care of her animals! She leaves them places and starves them to death! I mean poor Tinkerbell send smoke signals everyday to get out of that dump!
Seriously, the courts should ban this piece of trash from ever reproducing! I still have faith in our justice system. But we might not have anything to worry about. I’m sure her vagina is so toxic that it will kill any living thing that goes in.
Pete Doherty attended a party on Sunday at a London flat of one of his friends. At the party, Petey got involved into a fight with actor, Mark Blanco. Witnesses say the fight became physical.
A witness said, “Blanco arrived at Paul’s a little drunk. He and Pete started to niggle each other. It turned into a full blown argument, with insults being thrown on both sides. The argument got physical and Roundhill (apt. owner) stepped in to break it up. He then asked Blanco to leave. A few minutes later some lads came rushing up to say there was a man lying in the street.”
Mark fell from the second story and was rushed to the hospital where he later died. The police are investigating and are interviewing party goers. Petey was said to have left shortly before the accident and went directly to his hotel.
The hotel said, “There is evidence he took drugs, the carpet’s wrecked, there are smashed up bottles everywhere and the place is covered in blood.”
Petey the murderer!!! Oh well even if he did do it he will be found not guilty and only have to pay $400. The police love them some Doherty!
Vice-President Dick Cheny’s daughter, Mary Cheney is expecting her first baby with her lesbian lover. Mary is acting as the oven for her partner of 15-years, Heather Poe. The pair are very excited. The Washington Post reports:
It’s a baby boom for grandparents Dick and Lynne Cheney: Their older daughter, Elizabeth, went on leave as deputy assistant secretary of state before having her fifth child in July. “The vice president and Mrs. Cheney are looking forward with eager anticipation to the arrival of their sixth grandchild,” spokesman Lea Anne McBride said last night.
News of the pregnancy will undoubtedly reignite the debate about gay marriage. During the campaign, Mary Cheney was criticized by gay activists for not being more publicly supportive of same-sex marriage. Her father said people “ought to be free to enter into any kind of relationship they want to” but deferred to the president’s policy supporting a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriages. Cheney herself called the proposed amendment “a gross affront to gays and lesbians everywhere” in her book, “Now It’s My Turn: A Daughter’s Chronicle of Political Life,” which was published in May.
I hope George Bush will be the godfather!!! I’ll shut my fat mouth on what the baby will look like. They are happy and there’s nothing more than I love to see happy dykes. Especially when they are the offspring of damn morons!
Lance Bass and Reichen whatever-his-lame-name-is were reported to be broken up. However, Lance posted on his MySpace yesterday that the two are going through issues but will work it out.
Yes Reichen and I have gone through a few rough days.. but instead of dealing with it by ourselves we get the honor of everyone joining in on our pain! lol No worries… I have no doubt things will work out. We are very mature and deal with things the right way. Thank you for all your concerns! It does mean a lot when so many of you are begging us to stay together! Just please don’t believe most the hype you read… like us opening up the relationship?! What the hell does that mean anyway? I mean I think I know what that means… and if it is.. then the answer is def NO!
The two never officially said they were broken up, but both were spotted with new dudes. Who the hell is concerned with them?! I kind of like Lance Bass and thinks he should settle down with Doogie Howser and stay away from Reichen’s creepiness. That being said, if he ever broke up with his highlights I’d be devastated.
Audrey Hepburn’s black gown worn famously in Breakfast at Tiffany’s sold for around $800,000 at Christie’s in London. The dress was designed by Givenchy and is a size 6. The bidding war ended when a mysterious telephone caller won the auction, paying 6 times more than the original estimate. The auction also broke records for the highest bid for a gown in a film.
Rumors are that Posh Spice purchased the dress. Posh already owns one of Audrey Hepburn’s diamond chokers and has expressed interest in the lot. Posh’s spokeswhore said, “I have no idea if she’s been involved in the bidding.”
Christie’s would of course not comment on who won the bidding, but did say they lived in Europe.
$800,000?!!! Hell, you can buy a similiar won at Windsor Fashions for $80 I’m not joking!