Denise Richards is a Thoughtful Person

/ May 15, 2007
Denise Richards and Richie Sambora have split up according to her rep. She claims they broke-up two months ago after a year of dating, but Denise decided to keep it private for the time being. She's so caring. 
Her rep said, "Denise and Richie broke up two months ago."
A friend of Denise's said "they didn't want to make it public because they lived through public divorces and it was very painful."
Denise was probably trying to get a weekly tabloid to pay her for the ULTRA-EXCLUSIVE story. I know how that man-stealer works!
Source: InTouch Weekly – Image: Splash
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Ewan McGregor Needs Help

/ May 15, 2007
Ewan McGregor has become a "huge" fan of underwear that enhances the package by lifting and supporting. Ewan was caught buying a large order of AussieBum's "Wonderjock" panties. He was only caught, because they had to run a credit check due to the large order.
The owner of AussieBum said, "We found out that Ewan McGregor was buying them only because he made such a huge order and we had to do a credit check.

"The fact these are selling so fast proves size matters to a modern man. The Wonderjocks were originally done as a bit of a joke after someone said to us,'Could you do something that makes me look a bit larger?'"

I thought Ewan already had a large one. He wants it to look even larger? That works for me. I'm also pretty sure Ewan paid for those panties by letting AussieBum drop his name. AB should also send some to Cisco Adler. Bitch needs all the help in the world lifting those nuts from his knees.

Source: SFGate 

Thanks Chic


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Foxy Brown Almost Ran Over a Baby!

/ May 15, 2007
Foxy Brown's drivers license is suspended, so homegirl shouldn't even be driving. A woman in Brooklyn claims that Foxy almost ran over her baby last week. The woman says the alleged incident went down at the corner of Underhill Ave. and Prospect Place. She said Foxy in a silver Range Rover cut her off at the crosswalk almost taking down her and her baby in a stroller.
The woman said, "I jumped back, pulling the stroller, and yelled at the driver, 'You should watch where you're going! She cursed at me and proceeded to drive down Prospect Place. I called the police, but they said that they couldn't do anything because she didn't actually hit me." 
Foxy is currently on probation for attacking two manicurists two years ago in Manhattan. 
Maybe Foxy didn't hear her screams of terror? Isn't Foxy supposed to be deaf or something? That woman is lucky  Foxy didn't get out of the car and beat her down. Homegirl has major anger issues.
Source: Gatecrasher
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Sarah Harding Thinks Rehab is For “Pussies”

/ May 15, 2007
Sarah Harding is a member of the UK girl's group Girls' Aloud and is also a notorious drunk. She said she "admires" Liam Gallagher for being a drunk ass fool and refusing to go to rehab.
She said, "Only pussies go to rehab. I'm a bit of a geezer-bird, but I don't drink pints."
"You become a pro at walking from the club to the car seeming sober. But then the photgraphers follow you home. Not so long ago they had a picture of me falling on my driveway!

"I had an altercation with my handbag, couldn't see and I just hit the ground."

An "altercation" with her handbag?! Drunk mess was probably having a conversation with it! She was probably drunk when she said "rehab was for pussies." 

Source: Female First


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