Blind Items…I Guess…You Guess

December 5, 2006 / Posted by:

WHICH recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The cutie is spending way too much time in the bathroom of the many clubs she visits, hoovering down cocaine that her pals supply her with.

Rhymes with Shitney

WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik?

Rhymes with Cokehan

WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.

Rhymes with Ferris and Dickney



The “Who Cares?” News

December 5, 2006 / Posted by:

I don’t care what you say! I Love New York is going to suck. Go see the preview for yourself. – FOL Blog

Jessica Simpson is blaming a wardrobe malfunction on her beat-ass Kennedy Center performance this past weekend – Star

Hugh Grant isn’t looking so hot – Cityrag

Are Jay-Z and Beyonce marrying this weekend? – Page Six

Peter Andre and Jordan get a talk show……errrr.. – SOW


Gayle King Tries to Cover Her Ass!

December 5, 2006 / Posted by:

Gayle King made a statement about Michael Richards‘ use of the “n” word over the weekend. She said, “You know, I have to say, in the privacy of my own home, with my closest friends, who shall remain nameless, you know, we have – we have used that [word] when we’re talking about other people. So I go back and forth between a term of endearment, sometimes, the way it’s used, and just a very hateful, bad thing.”

Everyone including myself knew she was talking about Oprah. I mean, what other friends does she have? She swears on her copy of “The Color Purple” that she wasn’t talking about Oprah. Sure…

Gayle said, “I was not talking about Oprah, Stedman [Graham] or Maya [Angelou]. Maya will ask people to leave her home if they use that word. People act like I have no other friends than Oprah . . . I am starting to rethink [the use of the N-word]. I no longer think that [its use] is a good thing . . . Oprah’s whole thing is [that] words have power, and I am mortified that this would be out there with her name attached to it when it’s not true.”

Gayle, honebear…Oprah is your only friend. She pays extra to keep it that way. Oprah probably got to her and threatened to expose her wig-wearing ass if she doesn’t take it back! The power of the O!


What Was Lane Garrison Doing With Teens?

December 5, 2006 / Posted by:


Prison Break” star Lane Garrison was involved in a fatal car crash this past weeked in Los Angeles. Lane was at the wheel and may have been drinking. A teenage boy was killed and two teenage girls were injured. So why was Lane with these kids? Shady…..Lane apparently met the kids at a local supermarket earlier in the evening. The kids told him they were a big fan of his and invited him to a party.

Lane had a drink earlier in the evening and apparently drank at the party. He left the party to meet a woman at his apartment and the kids asked to come with him. Why?! No word yet on how much alochol was in his system. Lane doesn’t remember anything and was knocked out due to hitting the tree.

Lane has hired a high-powered attorney. Hmmm…this isn’t adding up. You know some crazy shit is going to surface.



Is She Going to Breast Feed?

December 5, 2006 / Posted by:

Jordan and Peter Andre are expecting a child. The couple suffered a miscarriage in July. Jordan revealed to OK! Magazine that she’s knocked up with her third child.

She said, “Because I had the miscarriage earlier this year I’m really scared. I was relieved but shocked because I thought I’ve just got over the miscarriage… When we heard the heartbeat it was like ‘Ahhh, that’s good, it’s there and everything is fine’.”

Jordan only found out she was pregnant days ago and quickly called the magazine to tell them. She’s not one to miss out on a little publicity, is she? Jordan and her fag husband are currently whoring out their new single. The couple have two children, the precious Harvey and that other one. When asked to comment Harvey said, “I like to eat legos! Porcupinessss!


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