Mike Tyson was arrested on suspicion of DUI and for having coke in his car. Mike was stopped at around 1:45 this morning in Scottsdale, Arizona. He was leaving a club when his car almost hit a police car. Yeah, why don’t you just handcuff yourself too? Ugh, anyway Mike submitted himself to sobriety tests which he did not pass. He was arrested and booked and will see a judge later today.
The above mugshot is from December 2004. He basically looks the same, like a total douce.
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According to InTouch, Jennifer Aniston was dining with friends when billionaire, Steve Bing approached her and gave his telephone number to her. Steve has previously been linked to Elizabeth Hurley. A friend of Jen’s said that they’ve known each other a while, but since she’s single now Steve decided to make a move. Fortunately, Jennifer hasn’t use his digits yet. Jen has also been approached by Lance Armstrong, but declined his date because she’s friends with horsefaced Sheryl Crow.
Steve Bing also recently had a really bad date with Pamela Anderson. Poor ho can’t catch a skirt. He should hit me up, I’d tap that. I mean he probably cums hundred dollars bills.
James Brown was given a public viewing at the Apollo Theater in NYC today. Thousands lined up at the theater where James got his start over 40 years ago. His body was brought to the theater by a horse drawn carriage. After today’s viewing his body will be taken to Augusta where he will be buried after another public viewing on Saturday.
The guest list for his funeral has included names like Tom Cruise, Usher, Jamie Foxx, Aretha Franklin and many more.
Open caskets have always creeped me out. What if they come alive and grab you? Ugh.