Jenna Jameson’s Cancer Struggle

/ April 18, 2007
Jenna Jameson said a couple of weeks ago not to past judgements about her weight, because we have no idea what she's going through. She told Us Weekly recently about her miscarriage and cancer struggle. Back in the '04 Jenna went to the doctor and he discovered a misshapen mole that turned out to be malignant melanoma.  She also found out she was pregnant, but the next day she miscarried. She thinks it was due to stress from the Cancer.
She said, “If the pregnancy would have lasted, I wouldn’t have had the surgery. So it was all in God’s plan.”
Jenna is now cancer free!
It's sad, but at least she has Baby Huey to keep her warm now. Damn, he's hot and don't judge me! I've always had a sexual attraction towards ducks!
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What the Hell is She Talking About?!

/ April 18, 2007
Lindsay Lohan is letting something to do the talking for her, because she is not making sense. Homegirl told Allure Magazine that she is the protector of all her friends.
Page Six reports that Hohan said, "When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe . . . When my friends have left me – I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me."
By friends, does she mean "Red Bull, white snow and Reds?"
It gets better. This ho also compared herself to Marilyn Monroe. "It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab." 
And the kicker! "Everybody's tired of hearing things about me and them . . . I think it's just better for me to lie low and get better." 
So go away then! DAMN! It's not hard to check yourself into a secluded resort and not go to clubs. It's rather easy if you ask me.
And getting back to her first quote, who the hell would want that protecting you?! I'd feel more secure with Scrappy Doo holding it down for me. 

Image Source: Flynet
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Simon Rolls His Eyes About Virginia Tech

/ April 18, 2007

BLOODY HELL! Off with her head! Simon Cowell was caught on camera rolling his eyes when Chris Richardson sent out his support to everyone involved in the VT shootings. Simon later spoke out about the tragedy sending out his thoughts and support. No doubt the producers made him. I still love him. I don’t think he was really listening to what Chris said, because it went down right after Simon criticized him.

Fire him like Don Imus!!!

Thanks Jessica

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Angelina Jolie Was a Kindergarten Slut

/ April 18, 2007
Angelina Jolie reportedly said that she used to strip and make-out with boys in Kindergarten. The slut of the playground!
She said, "I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten. I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties. Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!"
Before all you pass judgements on her, it's normal! I'm sure she wasn't giving them blowjobs in Kindergarten. I'm not naming names! 
Anyway, she also told OK! Magazine that sex became boring as a young girl and she needed to take it to the next level.
She said, "I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn't feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I'd cut myself. I have a lot of scars. It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened."
I hope somebody got a lot of therapy. If anybody stabbed my ass during the hanky panky, I'd be pissed! I probably wouldn't talk to them for a while. She probably cut Brad Pitt's nuts off during sex. That's why he doesn't have any.
Source: Metro
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