You’re going to have to find a new joint to get Broccoli Bites from, because Bennigan’s is done! Their parent company filed for bankruptcy, which means all company-owned locations are being liquidated and will never open again as of today. Independently-owned Bennigan’s might stay open, but it’s not known for how long.

This also royally sucks for employees. They will most likely not get their last paycheck.

I might be a cold cunt (HA!) for saying this, but I’m not going to miss that joint. I prefer to dine at more elegant establishments like Applebee’s, Chili’s, T.G.I. Friday’s and Red Robin. If one of those places closed, my stomach would cry a million tears. Tears of joy probably, because their food seriously fucks you up and leaves your bowels begging for mommy.

Source: Consumerist

The always sunny Gordon Ramsay almost met his maker (Satan) after he fell off of a cliff in Iceland while filming his show, “The F Word.”

Gordon told The Sun that he fell from a 28-foot cliff and landed in icy cold water. He said, “I remember thinking, ‘Oh fuck’. My boots and my waterproofs were dragging me down. I’m an extremely good swimmer, but I couldn’t get to the surface. I was panicking and my lungs were filling with water. When I got to the top after getting my boots off I was dazed and my head was totally numb.”

Gordon’s crew pulled him back up with a rope. He only had a cut on his leg.

Falling off a cliff wasn’t his only brush with death. Gordon was in Iceland to hunt poor, little puffins for his show. One of the puffins bit his nose which required three stitches. The puffin should have aimed lower.

Gordon defended his decision to hunt them, “We had a license to cull 1,000. I didn’t realize how difficult they are to cook, but they’re very tasty!”

The next time Gordon is in Iceland, the puffins should push him from a higher cliff.

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Some brain dead fools in Hollywood cast JLo in another feature film. JLo will star in some piece of crap called “The Governess.”

Coming Soon has a synopsis for this stupid shit: “The movie is about a professional thief who, in order to pull off a major bank heist, poses as a nanny to the three unruly children of a wealthy widower. When she starts to fall for the kids and their father, she must decide if she can give up her past for a chance to start over.” It’s funny that this movie is about a professional thief, because anybody who pays to see it is getting robbed.

How the hell is this bitch still getting lead roles in movies that aren’t going straight to DVD? I mean, when was her last hit? Let’s go over JLo’s illustrious film career, shall we?

El Cantante – El CanTRASHTE!
An Unfinished Life – An Unfinished Piece of TRASH!
Monster-In-Law – Jane Fonda was in this, so I can’t make fun…NEXT!
Gigli -No Comment Necessary

There’s a reason why JLo hasn’t had a good movie since “Out of Sight.” It’s called “acting skills” – JLo has none. She was fine in “Out of Sight” because of George Clooney. Although, I’ll admit that “The Cell” was kind of hot. But it’s only hot if you’re stoned out of your mind.

Shia LaDouche is on the cover of Details’ September issue and he talks about his issues with booze. Shia talked to the magazine before he was busted for DUI.

Shia said that before he was arrested for being a drunken fool at Walgreens in Chicago, he used to regularly smoke and drink with his daddy, a former heroin junkie who lives in Shia’s garage. He said, “We would drink together and smoke together, and it’s just a bad deal. It’s not something that is conducive to being a role model—no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that. And I don’t know how to do it like a gentleman. I don’t know how to have one drink.”

I think most iconic actors are pretty fucked up, but Shia is not even close to being an icon. And it’s kind of easy to have just one drink. Just make it a really BIG one. Super size that shit!

Shia also talked about the Walgreens incident, “It was two hotheads. One completely in the wrong, one who wasn’t enjoying his job that night, going at it about minuscule bullshit.” No, hobag. It was all you. You being a drunk tampon.

It’s time for Shia to check into a lovely, little place called….REHAB!

Somebody fucked up Kristin Kreuk’s hair. Did she go to Ken Paves? – I’m Not Obsessed

Naomi Watts is totally knocked up – Celebitchy

Please tell me this is a joke. Angie Jo as Catwoman? – ICYDK

Hillary Clinton got lei’d – SOW

Courtney Love claims a phrase that no one is using – Holy Moly!

Dear Brooke Hogan, Nobody cares – Mollygood

Johnny Depp can take that finger and shove it up my….well…you know – A Socialite’s Life

Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick have already denied that they are eating each other’s assholes out. But a witness at The Ting Tings concert said the two are practically joined at the crack. The witness told Rush & Molloy, “They were never more than a foot apart. It was freaky. If one moved two feet to the left, so did the other.” The two also ignored a bunch of flirty chicks. “They were only interested in each other,” said the witness.

Only a foot apart? Ignored flirty chicks? They are total butt sisters!

These two don’t make sense to me. I refuse to believe that if Ed Westwick loved the peen, he would choose a generic ghey like Chace. I know a bunch of you whores produce major panty pudding over Chace, but he’s never done it for me. He would probably scream “OUCH” when getting it in the good hole. Wimp!

However, these two are both starting to look like hipster gayelles. Hmmm…

Here’s Ed and Chace at the premiere of “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2” in NYC last night. Ok, that confirms it.