Katie Holmes Passed This Up!

October 30, 2006 / Posted by:

To think that I used to think Chris Klein was the hotness. Look at him now. His cardboard costume has more brain cells than him. That’s Ginnifer Goodwin with him and his fug is rubbing off on her. I don’t know what is up with these celebrities and their costumes? They always wear the cheapest looking shit. Couldn’t they hire some make-up artist and costume designer to fix their shit up? Not Chris though, because I don’t think he even knows how to use a phone.


It’s Always the Canadian Waitress!

October 30, 2006 / Posted by:

Ewww, Ryan Phillip totally smells like doo doo

Reese and Ryan Witherspoon’s sudden split has baffled a lot of us into wondering what happened to them? Laney Gossip has reported that Ryan had an affair with a waitress he met while shooting in Vancouver. He kept the affair going while he filmed there. This could’ve been the final straw, but who knows?

There’s always been strong gay rumors with Ryan. I once had a drag queen tell me that she screwed him once in the mid-90s and he smelled like shit. Take that for what it’s worth.

I’m sure millions of rumors will spill on the reasons for the split. You can expect Reese to find solace in Jennifer Aniston. They deserve each other.

Posh’s Replacement?

October 30, 2006 / Posted by:

The giant known as Katie Holmes ran into Brooke Shields at a private party in Beverly Hills this past weekend. Even though Tom Cruise once threw judgement on Brooke for taking meds to battle depression (he has since apologized), this didn’t stop Brooke from speaking with Katie.

Suri Cruise was nowhere to be seen, as usual.

Does Katie grow like a foot a day? Is this a side effect of the crazy pills she is taking? She looks like she’s going to eat Brooke.


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Afternoon Crumbs

October 30, 2006 / Posted by:

Parasite Hilton’s costume has to be worth like two cents – Hollywood Rag
Jessica Alba gets it in the ocean – Egotastic!
Lesbo couple alert – Cityrag
Pamela Anderson needs to learn how to put her weave on right – Hollywood Tuna
What are Kelly Clarkson’s beauty secrets? – IDLYITW
Blohan needs costume help – Popsugar
The original Firecrotch doesn’t want you to know if the carpet matches the drapes – A Socialite’s Life
I see Scary Spice’s nipples – Drunken Stepfather
Brangelina stand on a roof – Mollygood


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