Gatecrasher posted this Blind Item this morning and gee…I wonder who could it be?
Which Middle-American pop star, who really should have learned to stay off the Internet, has been chatting online again? Apparently his ultimate romantic ambition is a simultaneous date with an entire NBA team (except he didn’t use quite those words).
Gayken wants to get gang banged in the ass by a bunch of basketball players? I wonder which team? I’m thinking the Harlem Globetrotters! They’re really funny (and really who doesn’t like to laugh while getting gang banged?) and probably hung like elephants.
SCANDAL! A footballers gang bang! With Video!!! – ONTD
JR Rotem really cares for Britney Spears – SOW
Speaking of Brit, she apparently wants to ruin another kid’s life – Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Meg Ryan’s hanging melons – Starfruit Gossip
Leonardo DiCaprio wants to start a girl fight with Orlando Bloom – CB
Actress, model and one-time Tim Burton muse, Lisa Marie, was left shocked and heartbroken when Tim dumped her for Helena Bonham Carter 5 years ago. She said that during their 10-year-relationship Tim promised Lisa that he would take care of her forever and ever. Well, forever is here and she’s not being taken care of. She is suing his ass for fraud. People reports:
In a suit filed Wednesday in Los Angeles Superior Court, Marie, who describes herself as an actress, model, artist, writer and photographer, claims that Burton owes her palimony from their 10-year relationship, and that after their split she’d settled for a lesser amount under false pretenses. TMZ.com was first to report the suit.
She says she and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory director, 48, began dating beginning around December 1991, and that when they began living together they agreed to combine their earnings, with Marie serving as Burton’s personal manager. She also says Burton promised to support her for the rest of her life.
In August 2001, Burton abruptly ended their relationship, news that the court papers call “totally unexpected” and which made Marie “extremely depressed and emotionally unstable for months thereafter.”
Marie claims that after Burton left her, his associates, claiming they were acting on her behalf, conspired with Burton to fraudulently convince her that she had little chance of winning a palimony claim. Burton even held secret talks with one of her close friends, a woman named Cherry Vanilla, in a plot to convince Marie to settle.
As a result, she accepted a settlement of their Fifth Avenue apartment in New York City and a Jaguar. She now wants to rescind the settlement agreement and is seeking unspecified damages.
Usually, I’d side with the dude…but in this case she deserves a little something. I mean she boinked his FUGLY FUG ass for that many years. She deserves a Nobel Peace Prize as well as like $300-million. That sounds right.
One of Britney Spears’ largest fansites is shutting down, because they are sick of her behavior and haven given her many chances. WorldofBritney.com, has been a faithful Britney lover since 2005, but enough is enough.
The site’s webmaster said, “As Britney keeps losing her identity and credibility within fans and industry people, so is [World of Britney]. I believe Britney is unfortunately done (for me at least). No matter what anyone thinks or how they may disagree, it’s very hard to maintain the respect needed to keep things going.”
The webmaster, Ruben Garay, said it had nothing to do with the recent pussy shots of Britney. He states he is simply moving on to create another celebrity like website/blog that will feature Britney as well as other celebrities.
Don’t worry Britney! You still have Paris….um…I mean KFed….oh…um…Brandon Davis….oh dear…well JJ! You still have JJ! Wait, does JJ even exist?
The hotness that is David Beckham brought his Thai, tranny maid along for dinner with Gordon Ramsay last night. That was nice of him…oh you say that’s his wife, Posh? Hmm…anyway he brought that old thing to dinner with him. He looks perfect and she looks…well…err…she needs to get her nipples rotated.
Parasite Hilton with Kim Kardashian in tow arrived in Sydney yesterday. They spent no time going back to their hotel and changing into their bikinis to hit Bondi Beach. They also brought the same Louis Vuitton bag along. Isn’t that a little tacky to carry the same exact bag? They must’ve gotten it for free. Anyway, they did their best at trying to be sexy. Paris tried really hard to look like a screen sex kitten while she showered. Polar Bears at the zoo getting a bath are sexier.
Paris is in town up until New Years. Kim is with her…well…because she doesn’t have anything else to do.
Isn’t it shark season down under? Couldn’t one of them do us a favor just this once!?