Gordon Ramsay did a bit more than culling and cooking the puffin. – The C Word

Runners-up:

“American Pie IV – Home for Thanksgiving.” Coming to theatres everywhere this November! – David Lerner

Reason #1 why you need to make sure you’re home while the refrigerator repairman is there. – Madam S.

The full CAPTION THIS picture is after the jump and it’s extremely NSFW. It’s also not safe for any chickens, so clear them from the room before you proceed. JUMP!!!

VIA Discretos

Thanks Wesley

Jenni Pulos from “Flipping Out” – Not only is she Jeff Lewis’ assistant, but she’s also a Julia Louis-Dreyfus look-alike and an actress! Her demo reel is below:

Hilary Swank (34)
Diva Zappa (29)
Jaime Pressley (31)
Tom Green (37)
Christine Taylor (37)
Christopher Nolan (38)
Simon Baker (39)
Vivica A. Fox (44)
Lisa Kudrow (45)
Laurence Fishburne (47)
Kate Bush (50)
Delta Burke (52)
Frank Stallone (58)
Jean Reno (60)
Arnold Schwarzenegger (61)
Paul Anka (67)
Peter Bogdanovich (69)

Justin Timberfake wants everyone to know that he’s the tool responsible for bringing the nauseating trucker cap trend to the masses. He told Fashion Rocks (via Marc Malkin), “It’s funny. I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps. I’ve heard him make that statement before. Trace and I were wearing them when we were seventeen.”

Hos have been wearing fugly ass trucker caps since the beginning of time. Jesus even wore one. Seriously, the fact that Justin wants credit for that ugly shit confirms his status as one of the biggest twats in history.

I’d rather wear a (DO NOT CLICK) diseased penis (DON’T) on my head than a nasty trucker cap.

International supermodel and anti-Chanel activist Phoebe Price held a demonstration outside of the Chanel store on Robertson Blvd the other day. Okay, this wasn’t so much as a demonstration as it was PP posing for the paps. And looking naturally beautiful while doing so.

PP was probably there to show those dumb whores at Chanel what they are missing out on – chicken cutlet glamour! Okay, the truth is they didn’t let her into the store. I’m joking! If PP took shits, she wouldn’t even wipe herself with their tacky crap!

Don’t ask me what’s going on with her mega lawsuit against Chanel. I think the Supreme Court is handling it or something.

In the first thumbnail below, does PP realize that the pap is trying to get a clear shot of her copper wire bush? She is so transfixed with the camera lens that she has no idea what’s going on. A true pro.

UPDATE: Here’s a video from FinalPixx of PP outside of the store. She tells the paps that she must have left an impact, because Chanel has shut down. Actually, they were doing a little work in the front of the store, so people had to enter from the back. The store is still open. Don’t tell PP that!

P.S. – Below in thumbnail #6, that’s not a missing tooth! That’s a black diamond!

Jessie Godderz from Big Brother 10 is the bodybuilder and resident twat of the house. I seriously can’t stand him for the simple fact that he’s fucking with Renny. Nobody messes with my Renny.

A week or so ago, a few semi-nude pictures of Jessie leaked. GaySocialite’s claims that Jessie’s friends leaked the pictures. They also claim that Jessie is a closeted wiener gobbler. One of their friends said, “He isn’t ready for his parents, or the public, to know that he is gay. Jessie isn’t actually open with his sexuality, but he doesn’t hide it too well either. We just don’t talk about it.”

Um….the fourth thumbnail below is as gay as it gets. I’m sure Tommy Girl has already photoshopped his face into that picture. Gross.

Towleroad also made a good point. Jessie may not like chicks or other dudes, but he definitely loves himself. Seriously, he wants to make a million roid babies with himself. He’s probably broken several mirrors from trying to do sex to his own reflection.

That being said, I’d hit it, but I’d have to bring my own dildo. You know he totally has roly poly peen.