KANYE TV IS COMING SOON, SQUID BRAINS – Lainey Gossip

Hayden Panatroll hates nerd germs (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Blake Lively in a hot hooker dress – Hollywood Tuna

Tommy Lee is on a mission to bang as many groupies as possible – Hollywood Rag

Antonio Sabato JR is both stupid and gay – Towleroad

David Banda has a brother from another mother – Just Jared

Bar Refaeli is a hot piece – Egotastic!

Nereida Gallard is topless – IDLYITW

Fuggie Fug debuts her new line of shit shoes – Popsugar

Little pussy vs. cardboard tube – Cityrag

Just looking at that blood box makes me feel dizzy. Give me an orange!

My favorite little crackie, Amy Wino, received a special delivery outside of her home today. Let’s not jump to conclusions! This could be anything. Yes, it could mean she’s a vampire and this is a special gift from Marc Anthony’s personal stash. It could also be a crack dealer pretending to be a blood delivery man. She could also be giving a blood….ugh….I’m feeling queezy again.

I don’t know whether to hold my head and dry weep for Wino or to pass out at the thought of her giving blood.

Mr. Paparazzi

It’s official! Amy Wino will have nothing to do with the next Bond theme. Producers announced that Alicia Keys and Jack White of The White Stripes will join forces for the “Quantum of Solace” theme song. This is the first duet in Bond song history.

Jack wrote and produced the song called “Another Way to Die.” Another way to die is by listening to this song. Snap! Jack also sings with Alicia on the track.

These two are kind of an odd couple. The producers probably threw a bunch of names in a hat and pulled out two. Oh why didn’t they pull out Grace Jones and Charo? WHY?!

Oh well! That’s that! I was really looking forward to hearing Wino’s crackie call on the next Bong (typo and it stays) song.

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When is KFed going to stop dressing like Rosie O’Donnell! It sickens me that I find him hot.

KFed showed up to the X Games Celebrity Skins Classic yesterday to play a round of douche golf. Kendra Wilkinson was there, so this was definitely a game of d-bag golf. KFed told People that his life is just peachy, “Been having a good summer, I can’t complain. I’ve worked here and there a little bit. Definitely staying at home with the family.”

There he goes talking about that “work” thing again! Nobody is buying it. Spending all day trying to pop corn with your cell phone is hardly work.

When asked about when his follow-up to amazing rap masterpiece “Playing with Fire” is coming out, he said, “I don’t know, I’m going to make everybody wait on that.” Who’s this “everybody” he’s talking about?

KFed also took a moment to check on his kids during the event. That’s what he told the photographers anyway. He was probably just checking on his bank account. Same thing, actually.

Pam Babcock aka “The Toilet Lady” spent two years living in her boyfriend’s bathroom. She also spent at least one month sitting on the toilet, so long that her ass cheeks became one with the seat. When her stupid fuck boyfriend, Kory McFarren, finally called for help this past February, he told them that she just didn’t want to come out of the bathroom. He kept bringing her food and water, but Pam refused to leave. I wouldn’t want to leave the toilet either if Kory was my boyfriend.

Kory was charged with a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult. Last month, he pleaded no contest to the charge. Yesterday, a judge in Kansas ordered him to six months in the clink.

The judge changed his sentence to one year of probation after Pam asked for leniency. The County Attorney said, “She didn’t believe that her circumstances were his fault.” Pam was in the hospital foreeeever, but now she’s living with a guardian appointed by the legal department of the hospital she was treated at. I hope they gave her a separate guardian for her ass cheeks. Her cheeks will be forever traumatized.

Kory was also given six months probation to an unrelated charge of lewd and lascivious behavior. Shortly after the “toilet incident,” Kory was arrested for showing his nastiness to a teenage neighbor and her friends.

I don’t agree with the judge’s sentence. Obviously, he should have sentenced him to six months on the toilet.

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In case you missed it, here’s a video of yesterday’s earthquake interrupting the “Judy Judy” set. Judge Judy sort of looks around at the beginning of the quake. She was thinking, “I know I’m powerful, but damn.” When the shaking really starts, Judge Judy busts out of that bitch. She was probably halfway home when the quake ended. She wasn’t taking any chances.

The two bitches in the front must be visitors, because they are just standing there with farty looks on their faces. I mean, they were asking for a light to fall on their heads!

The last time I was in California and there was an earthquake, I just hit the fucking floor like an idiot. Like being on the floor is really going to prevent shit from falling on you.