Here’s the first cast photo from that “90210” mess. It’s like looking at a picture of stale bread. These bitches are boring as fuck and they look bored too. The photographer should have put a delicious Zinger in front of their faces or maybe a 10″ dick.

The dudes are not hot! They look straight out of the JCPenney catalog. None of them make you want to do sex with a Vaseline jar. Luke Perry and Ian Ziering were pure, greasy sex. Sorry, Brandon Walsh never did it for me. And David Silver was like a pre-pubescent 13-year-old girl in Hammer pants.

Lucille Bluth, what did you get yourself into? And where’s Brenda Walsh when you need here? That bitch should have gotten in Brandon’s yellow Mustang and crashed into this bunch of drips.

Speaking Brenda, here’s a riveting scene where Brenda tells Kelly off for trying to steal HER part in the school play. Brenda is right, Kelly needs a life of her own! “Stab me in the back, I bleed.”

Oh and here’s the first promo shot from the new “90210” of that conniving cunt Kelly Taylor! They should have dressed this bitch in WHORE RED.

Heather Matarazzo, star of one of the greatest movies of 1995 “Welcome to the Dollhouse,” is engaged to some ho named Carolyn Murphy. No, not THEE Carolyn Murphy. Although, Heather probably wishes. Heather’s PR whore told E! that the couple have been together for about a year.

The PR whore went on to say that they both proposed to each other, “It was really cute. First Heather proposed to Carolyn, then Carolyn proposed to her.” That’s not cute. That’s confusing. And why do people still propose? What’s wrong with just saying, “Hey bitch, what are you doing later? Let’s go ruin our lives together.”

Congrats to Wiener Dog and Carolyn “not the supermodel” Murphy! For some reason I always thought Wiener Dog would end up with Steve. Dreamy Steve. Clip below:

With their dicks in their mouths and carrying five loaves of fresh bread each, King Tut and his royal guard were ready for the afterlife. – City Barbie

Runners-up:

David Banda’s interpretive dance of “Mommy Dearest” channels the pain of infidelity. – BoyGeorge

Fuck! Jomo! Your cucumber has gone limp! You always have to fucking embarrass us don’t you!?! – Clarisse

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Thanks Batchild

Gruffi Gummi from The Gummi Bears – Gruffi was the conservative and grouchy bitch of the group, but you know this ho was getting kinky on the down low. He was probably a dom top and had an S&M dungeon in his tree.

Below is the show’s theme song. Homo music in the morning!

For Shawn

Dom DeLuise (75)
Ashley Parker Angel (26)
Tempestt Bledsoe (35)
Sam Mendes (43)
Adam Duritz (44)
Coolio (45)
Chuck D (47)
Giancarlo Giannini (66)

My world crumbled into ten million pieces yesterday after learning that Sam Talbot from “Top Chef 2” got engaged to some skank who doesn’t understand him the way I do. Thankfully, I pulled it together with a little help from my friends Bartles & Jaymes. Don’t judge! Exotic Berry tastes like nectar from the gods.

Anywhore, after learning that Sam got engaged, a bunch of chicks have come forward claiming he’s the whoriest whore who ever whored. One girl told Page Six, “He’s a dog. He told me I was his girlfriend, and then my friend went to the opening of Surf Lodge and was introduced to another woman he called his girlfriend. There are girls all over with him.”

A few Dlisted birdies also wrote me saying that they fucked or knew a bitch who fucked Sam within the past few months.

It makes me feel better knowing that Sam knows he is a hot piece and is sharing his hotness with the world. I bet he’s also sharing the creatures living in his genitals. Hey, it’s a small price to pay and that’s what RID is for.