Paula Abdul will bring her crazy to the big-screen version of Bratz based on the slutwhoreskank dolls. Paula will use her talents to serve as a choreographer, fashion stylist, casting assistant, executive producer and on-screen character in the film.
The live-action film will come out this August and follows four teenage hos from socially and economically diverse backgrounds. What they have in common is their wish to be themselves and realize their dreams and aspirations. They start their journey separated by high school cliques, only to realize that by becoming Bratz, their lives will be more fulfilling.
This movie should just be made into porn. That’s basically what these dolls look like. They straight-up look like Thai, tranny hooks. You know they sell their plastic punane on the side. Paula will fit right in.
Let me sum it up for you. Rosie O’Donnell and Barbara Walters gave each other high-fives this morning on “The View” after calling Donald Trump a “poor, pathetic man.”
Donald can’t keep his nasty lips shut of course. So…it’s his turn:
Blah..blah…blah…Barbara read her statement off a cue card…blah…blah..blah…..Rosie just pushed her out like a pathetic puppet….blah…blah..blah…Barbara has become a sad figurehead dominated by a third-rate comedian and I wish she had not chosen me as one of the “10 Most Fascintating People”.…blah…blah…blah….
Read the whole thing here.
Elizabeth Hurley’s lavish wedding to Arun Nayer will have a dress code. Invitations were sent out to Posh & Becks, Elton John and other celebrities for the wedding in March. The ceremony will take place in both England and India.
Elizabeth demands that women must wear pink saris and dudes must wear orange tunics and turbans. The invitation says that the dress code for other events besides the actual wedding must be ” glamorous casual” to “glamorous and fabulous”.
What the hell is “glamorous casual?” Is that like tight jeans and a rhinestone belt ala Joan Collins at the ranch? Guests do not have to worry about bringing their outfits to India. Elizabeth will open up a “shop” at her hotel in Mumbai for guests to pick out clothes.
How is Posh going to wear pink? Isn’t she like allergic to color? She’s probably going to be a total ho about it and wear black with a little pink diamond. This wedding is going to be a gaudy mess. Orange and pink everywhere? Ugh, I already need sunglasses for the pics.
Yvonne De Carlo star of “The Munsters” died Monday of natural causes at the age of 84 in Woodland Hills, CA.
Michelle Pfeiffer looks so hot in the Hairspray movie. Too bad it’s going to suck harder than Travolta in a girdle – Just Jared
Vintage Kurt Cobain in a fight – Cityrag
Ashlee Simpson is beautiful – IDLYITW
Mariska Hargitay and baby in a milk ad – Gabsmash
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are such nerds – Hollywood Tuna
Lindsay Lohan’s Bobby reunion invite must’ve gotten lost in the mail – Mollygood
Clive Owen is the new face of Lancome for dudes – CN
Twins for Julia Roberts again? – Popsugar
Nick Lachey isn’t ready to marry Vanessa Manillaenvelopes – Hollywood Rag
Katie Holmes deals with the pain from marrying Tom Cruise by spending his cash – ASL
Lady Sovereign isn’t a fan of fried dough – Idolator
A People’s Choice Awards mega photo post – Egotastic!
Vote for HS of the Year one more time! I’ll name the final 6 Thursday.
It hasn’t been that long since Orlando Bloom split up with Kate Bosworth, but it looks like he’s found his new girlfriend. Hey, his boobs are just as big as hers. Orlando spent some qt with the mysterious hunk of grossness in Hawaii. Who’s the top and who’s the bottom?
Visit Flynet to see more pics of these two lovers!