Britney Spears seemed to be cleaned up when she showed up at Lex Deux Cafe last week, but it didn’t stay that way. She apparently got so trashed that she couldn’t walk straight and kept falling over. At about 2am, Brit Brit suddenly started up-chucking everywhere!
A source said, “There was barf all over the floor, some got on her; it smelled horrible. It was disgusting. It might have been sushi and saki she was spewing, since she’d dined at Katana Sushi Bar in West Hollywood a few hours earlier. Someone ordered some pasta. Brit’s handlers wanted her to eat something, to try to fill her stomach with something besides alcohol. They didn’t want her getting alcohol poisoning and be rushed to a hospital. She ate a few bites, enough to settle her stomach.”
A few minutes later she was carried out to her car. The paparazzi had left by then. Britney vom? Ugh, that just made me dry heave. Thank God the raw fish was there or it would probably smell even worse. A mixture of Paris’ vagina juices, cheetos, red bull and every single item at Coffee Bean. Poor SPF and JJ had to smell that nasty bref in the morning. Child abuse!
Renee Zellweger’s secret facial – INO
Ewan McGregory enjoys being naked – ICYDK
Paris calls Britney “The Animal” – Holy Candy
MK Olsen gets herself some new blood – CW
Are Britney and Paris enemies now…do we care? – SOW
Tara Reid exposed her frankentummy yet again in St. Barths yesterday. Why hasn’t the government done something about this? They really should deport her ass and her stomach. I mean, that thing looks like it has a brain of its own and will eat and kill everything in its path. That being said, scrambled eggs for breakfast!
Mariah Carey hosted a Niche Media party last night in Aspen, Colorado. I’m not sure what she’s wearing and I’m not sure how to comment on it. It looks like she cut up a puffy jacket and made a shrug out of it. She also stole that Rolling Stones bedazzled top from a 12-year-old. Oh Mariah…….you are the true queen H.A.M.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty will be married by the end of 2006 according to friends of the couple. They claim that they were told the pair will be married in a civil ceremony any day now. They were also told to clear their schedules for the week of January 18th, so they can fly to Ibiza and celebrate the couple’s marriage. Several friends have already booked their arrangements.
A source said, “There’s been a bit of a tussle over the guest list, which is small because Kate is concerned that some of Pete’s hangers-on are bad news, but he’s determined to have his mates there.”
Just let them get married already and OD in their wedding clothes. Who cares already. Pete will always be a junkie and Kate will always be dickmatized. It’s just the facts folks. Truth hurts.
Don’t laugh! Even bones need a little working out. She probably only walked from her car and to the curb and back again, because she gets tired.
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