Her fake eyelash is about to come falling off! Pull it together Victoria Silvstedt! Can’t your nasty ass sugar daddy invest a little super glue? Victoria attended the Ocean Drive Super Bowl party last night and I think she thought “super bowl” was going to involve smoking a lot of weed. I think she was a wee bit disappointed.
JLo and Skeletor performed at a Super Bowl and Ocean Magazine party last night in Miami. This is making me really uncomfortable. They seriously need to keep their “canoodling” to themselves and by themselves I mean locked in a basement 90-feet under. Thank God pictures can’t sing or else my ears would be bleeding. JLo live sounds like a hyenia getting anally assaulted with a splintery broomstick.
Damn, those photographers get all up in there. Mischa Barton wore tights and still managed to let the cheeks spread. Thank doody that the photog didn’t get closer or we’d see her dirt star. I’m not about seeing Cisco Adler’s business all up in that nonsense.
Looks like Britney Spears is planning to return the dress she wore to the Baby Phat show in NYC the other night. She can’t afford a dress from Wet Seal? I mean that’s where she bought that trash.
TomKat have landed in Miami for Super Bowl weekend. They were spotted last night at a concert given by Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez. Please, like his ass is into football. Although you know he loves seeing dudes in tights. He’s probably jacking it underneath that sateen suit.