Fortuna Daphne Bay?!

April 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Scary Spice did not named her daughter Fortuna?! According to The Mirror she did. Fortuna Daphne Bay  has a sister named Phoenix Chai. Daphne Bay sounds like a housing community, but FORTUNA?!
That sounds like a fugly, mole-faced, fat-asses Opera singer! Poor baby ho.
I hope Eddie Murphy uses his gay sensibilities to change that name if he's the daddy.  


April 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Jennifer Lopez has embraced her fat ass and says there's no way she'd want to be a size-zero. She said that it's a shame that models are killing themseves to be thin and when she opens a magazine and sees a skinny bitch she just wants to feed her. The size six star said,
"I couldn't ever be a size zero.

"I have a butt, I have boobs and I have a woman's curves – there is no way I'd see them go to zero. I just don't see how I could get down to that size and still be healthy. It wouldn't work. For me, looking good is all about looking healthy, and the ultimate beauty secret is about being happy in yourself."

Spoken like a true fat ass!  I'm joking, save the e-mails. She's right, but she's not a size six in the ass…is she? That ass alone is a size six.




He’s Going to Get Shot

April 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Tom Cruise has plans to bring his Scientology craziness to NYC. He will host a fund-raising gala for his "detox" project for 9/11 works. Not making this up.
The April 19th gala will cost around $100,000 per table and will benefit the New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project. The clinic gives Scientology-inspired treatments to workers exposed to dangerous toxins while working at Ground Zero. The city is in no way endorsing this "project."
Hundreds of city workers are experiencing ailments due to toxic exposure. Some also claim that these Scientology treatments have helped them. That's because Tom paid their asses!
He basically wants them to stop taking their medicines and use these "treatments" to cure their issues. If Tom finally revealed to the world that he loves a huge one in the hinder, I'm sure that will cure all his "issues." That's right Tom, embrace the dick in the hinder. It will free you. 
Source: NY Post

Anna Really Loved Oldie Olsen

April 6, 2007 / Posted by:
A pack of Anna Nicole Smith's diaries from the 90s will go on the auction block this week and a few excerpts have been released. Anna talks in detail about the love she felt for her dying husband, J. Howard Marshall.
"Hes so very weak and fragile When I touch him Im afraid he might break. If Jesus desides to take him I dont no what I'll do. I love him so much it hurts me to site and watch him when hes hurting I just want to hold him touch him let him no how much I care." 
The diaries also show that she had fun with pills very early on. She confessed her love of food, drugs and buying crap. Yeah, a big bore.
The diaries are expected to fetch around $100,000. Who would buy that crap? Howard K. Stern would buy it for jack-off material, but he can't afford it.
Source: People

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