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I’m assuming that this is Kimberly Walther’s website. Kimberly is known as Kimmy, Anna Nicole Smith’s purple-haired former assistant. I’ve been wondering where she’s been through all this and it looks like she’s finally speaking out against Howard. Here’s some interesting and hot things she said:
Larry Burkhead (her spelling) is the FATHER OF DANNIELYNN Larry only wanted the best for Anna Nicole. He tried to do the right thing by her and his daughter. Howard K. Stern, Daniel died within hours of arriving and you flushed WHAT down the toilet? Howard K. Stern, You loved Anna Nicole so much you turned your head when you signed the FedX for the METHADONE? Howard K. Stern, You loved Anna Nicole so much you had to rush out and buy a Yacht and to take her where? A watery grave? Howard K. Stern, My guess the reason you don’t want any DNA samples done on you or Dannielynn is they will find DRUGS in both systems.
She goes on and on and basically tells Howard what she thinks is going on. She thinks Dannielynn is most likely an addict and that Howard got rid of Anna’s updated will. I really hope this is Kimmy, because if so she’s a hotter ho than I thought. Give it to em Kimmy! I MySpaced her ass, but she still hasn’t written me. Still love her. Thanks Deidre
Judge Larry Seidlin offered Howard K. Stern two private jets to take him back to the Bahamas to be with Dannielynn Hope. Court has ended for the day, but Howard must be back for a full day tomorrow. Howard was on the stand all day to determine who will get Anna Nicole Smith’s body. Howard told the court that he didn’t think Anna was going to die and he didn’t think she thought so either. He also said that Anna’s mother, Vergie Arthur, thought Anna and him purposely offed Daniel. He also said that she wanted to be buried next to Marilyn Monroe, but it was too expensive. She instead has a plot next to her son, Daniel, in the Bahamas. During recess, Larry Birkhead’s lawyer gave Howard a subponea for his DNA in another case to figure out who Danni’s father is. Howard will be back to test his acting muscles yet again. They better hurry fast, because apparently Anna’s body is deteorating quicker than normal. Source
The paps have already popped Britney Spears in rehab. She’s staying at Promises in Malibu where she checked in yesterday. Extra also sheds some light on why Britney might have shed her hair. Apparently KFed threatened on Friday night to have her hair tested for drugs, so she got scared and shaved that shit off. Makes sense. She just needs a Harley to complete the look. Ugh, I’m sorry. Making fun of her isn’t enjoyable anymore. Here’s hoping she gets her act together.
Tina Turner is 67 and still looks amazingly hot. She probably looks better now than she did 30 years ago. Yeah, she’s got the Posh bob, but she’s hot in the face. She’s probably had a little nip and tuck, but she’s done it well. Tina was front row and center at the Armani show in Milan yesterday.
BestWeekEver once again has brought my mind back to the things that it tried to forget. In 1991 came a truly bizarre sitcom featuring people in costumes and puppets as Dinosaurs. The show called Dinosaurs had that annoying babydino-thing that always said “Not the Momma.” I was willing to face CPS in order to get one minute beating that kid down. It was one of those shows that I couldn’t stop watching, but quickly wanted to forget. Ugh, they don’t make them like that anymore.