Lindsay Lohan runs with a ciggie a few days after her appendix surgery in Miami.
Britney Spears, Larry Rudoloph and SPF purchased a teacup chihuahua the other day and have apparently named her “Snow White.” She was overheard calling her new $3,200 purchase the name. She has previously owned three teacup chihuahuas, but they haven’t been seen around. Britney also won (or lost) Peta’s Worst Pet Owner Ever!
Brit was probably in a good mood after her purchase, because shortly after she gave a homeless man $300 in cash.
A source said, “Britney rolled down the window and handed the guy $300. She said, ‘Good luck and happy new year!’ The guy almost had a heart attack. Britney wants to do good — for herself and the world. That’s what she’s all about.”
She’s such a generous person! I think we should give her Sainthood! You know Snow White was thinking “Can you give me to the homeless dude instead?”
First of all, thanks to all of you who sent me this amazing video of Paula Abdul’s interview with a Seattle TV station yesterday morning. Since Paula claims she’s never been drunk in her life, this is probably the first time we’re seeing her drunk. Homegirl is on something! Her eyes are playing trick on me, she’s slurring her words, she’s bouncing around and she’s just an all-around nutcase!
Um…I’ll drink whatever she’s drinking!
Lindsay Lohan has apparently cooled off her boozing and partying ways, but her mother is picking up where she left off. Dina Lohan is a regular fixture on the NYC scene and regularly shows up in trampy outfits looking like a truck-stop HO. Anyway, Dina showed up to the Kobe Club in NYC the other night wearing boots and a mini-skirt.
Dina and her male date made several diners nauseous when they became very enamored with each other. A witness said, “The guy put his hand under her napkin . . . It went on for like five minutes.”
Dina’s rep (she has a rep?) has said this is a disgusting lie!
It’s disgusting alright, but I’m sure it’s not a lie!
Madonna is currently doing the talk show rounds to promote her animated film Arthur and the Invisibles which comes out today. She was on David Letterman last night and said she had no idea about what’s going on here (i.e. Rosie VS. Donald, No Panties Brit), because she lives in England. Um….they have TV and Magazines in Britian you know Madge?
Anyways, David Letterman joked to Madonna about how girls are going without undies here.
She said, “I’ve been hearing these stories. It’s dreadful. Honestly, I live in England and so, I get – I’m pretty cut off from a lot of these stories. I only read stuff about, or hear stuff about the Royal Family. And so I’ve come to New York and the first thing I hear is about everyone not wearing their underpants. What’s going on? … It’s freezing outside!”
Letterman reminded her that she once gave him a pair of her panties.
“Maybe you could send them to Britney.”
And she’d totally wear them! Britney would love nothing more than to have Madge’s old crusty vagina juices on her lady parts. Trust me.
Damn, some days you take a shit, some days the shit takes you. – TiredOldWhore
Congrats to TiredOldWhore for winning the season 1 DVD of HBO’s EXTRAS starring Ricky Gervais. The box set features never-before-seen deleted scenes featuring Kate Winslet, Samuel L. Jackson and Patrick Stewart!